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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 7h
A gym can be a strange place
The seat of a pec fly machine with what is clearly teeth marks on it
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Somebody in the gym was reading this book and the cover looked cool so I looked it up. I love YA
After the events of the previous book, Rowan Damisch has taken on the job of killing and burning scythes that he feels are a disgrace to the scythedom
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
VisionQuest anytime it cuts to "Tommy"

Whenever James Spader's not on screen,all the other characters should be asking,
"Where's James Spader?"
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What’s this
Wow the van seems to have my dad’s name on it
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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A fish called wanda
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow. One hundred and fifty billion euros of wine
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A successful movie, in that it convinced me that baseball is interesting. Lots of inexplicably compelling scenes of men on the phone. Mostly about what happens when you reduce men into numbers, with some bolted on scenes of the main guy with his boring kid. The ending feels mean spirited. I liked it
Moneyball
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poirot’s “working man” disguise is killing me
He’s just wearing a beret and his moustache is a bit crumpled
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Danny Tommo
brosnan in tomorrow never dies
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My 'watch every recent Guy Ritchie film while cooking roast dinners' streak continues. I just think maybe I fundamentally don't understand what any of these films actually are. the tone is just so strange. this is a kind of spy comedy I guess? with a hollywood satire twist? Hugh Grant is in it?
operation fortune ruse de guerre
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This has some of the most Guy Ritchie dialogue I have ever heard. Krasinki just had to deliver the lines “don’t you tell me your primal curiosities are not piqued by the great mysteries!” and “that is the exotic aroma of danger” with a straight face
Fountain of youth
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Incredibly strange film. There’s no second act!
In the grey
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Living an extremely good life at the moment
Hotel breakfast eggs royaleHotel breakfast granolaHotel breakfast entire birthday cake
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love being on holiday
An icy cold sagres
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He’s on his honeymoon
A delicious icy cold sagres served on a lisbon backstreet
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
picture is making me laugh. it's like they're rushing to get back in
prisoners freed early are returnign to jail at rapid rate, governors tell bbc
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Read this because it was A: Booker shortlisted, B: under 250 pages and C: 99p on Kindle. Very fine indeed IMO; essentially plotless, mostly stakeless, vaguely structured around the relationship between two old friends counterpointed with recollections of the narrator’s other past failed relationships - which casually dip into the disturbing and menacing. A real case study in less is more, this: the writer is excellent at building entire sequences out of tiny yet revealing details. There was a really good section at a house party that was just **very specifically about having a certain sort of experience in a house party**. I felt like I could happily have read another two hundred pages, but perhaps that’s the point - you dip in then you dip out. Also it has a really good “Hey, that’s the name of the book!” title-drop three quarters of the way through. Thumbs up emoji.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Bit of Greene. Guy becomes a spy, scams the British government, gets into hot water. A broad satire although there were a couple of chapters towards the middle where it all got a little odder and more surreal and disquieting. I mean, it’s fine. Nice bit of fluff.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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I’ve always been told this was funny, but never knew if it was funny as in actually funny, or book funny. “Book funny”, which to be clear isn’t actually funny, it’s like “a literature professor is caught in an embarrassing situation and has to hides a frozen fish down his trousers”. Yknow. It’s similar to ‘play funny’. Or ‘journalist funny’. Anyway, for the most part this was actually funny. A long as we’re with the main character, who is a beautifully monstrous grotesque. Whenever it cut away to the other whacky characters around New Orleans with their phonetic accents it all started dragging a bit. I laughed a lot at his stint selling hot dogs.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Another Bernie Gunther. He solves a murder or something. Can’t really remember what happened in this one. I wasn’t even on any drugs when I read it, it was just a bit forgettable. I think at this point I’d burned myself out on ‘man solves murder’ as a premise.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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TOKYO EXPRESS 

My dear friend Michael visited me in hospital and lent me this. Interesting how a Japanese murder mystery is much more of a process-driven mathematics equation than a character-led story: the resolution of the case is built around charts and timetables and diagrammatic blueprints of train stations - what train left when, what the four minute window of time was, why that’s important, and so on. There are long chapters that are just guys timing themselves walking along streets. Which in its way is deeply compelling. Once the answer is deduced, the story is finished. I liked it.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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STONE AND SKY
 
Another one of these ones. And “another one of these” is a pretty accurate review of it. I’m not being mean but do we really think that the lemon of this particular universe has any more juice left to squeeze out? This one was “all nine hundred recurring characters go on holiday to Scotland, and they meet some Scottish folklore characters, and some stuff happens, the end”. Like it’s diverting enough but I’m really hitting a whatsthepointitis here. Palpably neither the writer nor any of the characters really seems to be that arsed any more.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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OK I apparently read this one after they uninstalled the drugs button because I remember a lot more of it. A weird one, this: half of it felt specifically designed to piss me off - there were a million characters, all with annoying identikit names and stupid made-up courtly titles, which I think had to be the point, you’re in the overwhelmed POV of the main character thrust into this confusing court and he can barely tell anybody apart, but it did mean that a lot of my reading experience was “in this chapter, the hero meets some guy”, and then I’d be like “no idea who that is but I’m sure if he becomes important later I’ll remember him”, and then: not remembering him when he became important later on. NB the nurses were still giving me oral morphine at this point so there is a possibility that the book isn’t actually as confusing as it seemed to me at the time. But I thought the OTHER half of it was really quite beautiful. It’s a fantasy courtly intrigue with the premise: what if a genuinely empathetic person accidentally became emperor? I suddenly started clicking into it being like - he’s talking to this grizzled warrior, how is he going to Be Kind To Him? So despite the odds, it really really really worked for me. Possibly my favourite thing I read in this entire stretch. I kinda want to read it again. Excellent.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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ALCHEMY 

The most recent Bruno book. Another victim of painkiller May. I definitely remember the experience of reading and enjoying this, but also, again, opiates are amazing. Let’s just mulligan this - these books are always of a baseline quality and I can certainly summon up the memory of being in a state of mind in which I said to myself “this is better than the fourth one”, so, yknow. Honestly I didn’t expect these book reviews to be so drug heavy. At the time I was unaware of how little of the world I was taking in. I kept saying “this morphine is doing nothing” then hammering the button and nodding out mid sentence while Holly was trying to talk me through the NYT crossword. I’ve just remembered that while I was in hospital I watched all of the Jon Hamm series “Your Friends and Neighbours”. Can’t remember a single fucking thing that happened in it. I assume this was because of the morphine. Oh I just remembered: there’s a bit in this book where Bruno fights a lion. That was pretty cool.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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A DROP OF CORRUPTION

This didn’t make an impression. By which I mean: I read in the post-op week and was on so much morphine I literally cannot remember one single thing that happened in it. I think there was a mushroom island and something with a weird room in a kind of melting hotel? Although now I’ve typed out those recollections, they do both feel like the kind of thing one might dream if one were on a lot of morphine which, to repeat myself, I was. Like, I had a button strapped to my arm and if I pressed the button a thing pumped morphine directly into my abdomen. I was worried about using it too much but the nurses were all like “don’t worry! Go mad! If you take too much the machine will automatically shut off!”. So, sorry, Robert Jackson Bennett, whoever you are, but your magnum opus was but a leaf in the wind before the mighty NHS-issued dragon I spent a whole week gleefully chasing. If you write another one I’ll probably end up reading it, I guess?
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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EMPIRE OF THE WOLF TRILOGY 

I read this trilogy in the lead up to and aftermath of the wedding - or, as my body deemed it: “intra-abdominal necrosis o’clock”. So I had a low-grade fever for much of the last half. It seemed that I liked the premise - a roving magical “king’s justice” wandering not-Westeros, solving crimes, and dispensing summary judgement, ie, basically, Game of Thrones Judge Dredd, ie, basically, the coolest idea ever - much more than the author did, because he lost interest in the fantasy detective element after one book and reverted to a boring ‘oh there’s a big magical war on’ thing, with an added soupcon of ‘I made up some complicated rules about how portals work in book one and now in book three we need to Obey Them’ storytelling, ie, basically, the thing that killed the Dark Tower series, ie, the most boring possible version of fantasy writing. Also the narrator was kind of annoying and whiny. Overall, a good enough way to ride out the initial symptoms of my body rotting from the inside out, but also: It Insisted Upon Itself.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What…
The Riddle of the Two
Guardsby Nathan Panning
This puzzle is inspired by the old riddle where two doors are blocked by two guards, of whom one always tells the truth and one always lies. Here, each clue is really two clues written by two guards: the definition is true in one clue and a lie in the other.
Solvers must determine which guard's clues lead to answers in the left hand side of the grid, and which guard's clues lead to answers in the right side.
Answers 7, 9, 15 provide a yes-no question that one of the guards answers 'no. Depending on whether its unchecked squares are filled, 20 will be either a description of a guard or a statement of an ability solvers have using 7.9, 15.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i got this because the premise appealed to me
the incandescent
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They're calling it the most ChatGPT amazon review of all time
Some books remind you exactly why you fell in love with epic fantasy in the first place—and The Will of the Many is absolutely one of them.


From its astonishing world-building to its relentlessly gripping narrative, this book is designed to be devoured. The setting is richly imagined and distinctive, drawing heavily on ancient influences and weaving them seamlessly with a fascinating magic system that feels both powerful and earned. Every layer of the world feels intentional, immersive, and alive.


What truly sets this story apart is its narrative structure and character work. The perspective shifts are handled with remarkable confidence, creating constant momentum and tension. Each transition left me desperate to keep reading, often feeling like a cliffhanger had been dropped right in my lap. It’s rare to find a book that can juggle complexity while remaining this compelling, but Islington makes it feel effortless.


The cast is expansive yet engaging, and the central character’s journey is utterly absorbing. There’s a sense of scale and ambition here that never overshadows the emotional pull of the story—it enhances it.


It’s been a long time since a book kept me this invested, this excited, and this eager to turn the next page. The Will of the Many is epic fantasy firing on all cylinders, and I would wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone who loves immersive worlds, high stakes, and stories that refuse to let you go.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of those annoying ones with no numbers that mean you have to cold-solve 90% of it before you can put any in. Anyway, extra letters tell us to highlight NAME OF COMPANY PRODUCING THE FIVE DRINKS, the drinks (our unclued entires) being products of OAKHAM ALES, hidden diagonally in the grid
getting walloped by kruger

clues are iven in alphabetical order of their answers which must be entered where they will fit, although seven thematic entries (involving two pairs) are uncled. each clue contains an extra word of at least four letters tha tmsut gbe removed to enable solving. the position of the word within the clue indicates the position of the required letter within taht word that collectively, in normal clue order, iddentify what must be highlighted in the completd grid crossword grid
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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8mm
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Margin call
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Shelter
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
how come only Buckethead gets the 'Oxford graduate' label here. May and Oliver are also both Oxbridge alumni. You gotta be consistent surely
The man inside the bin is the comedian Jon Harvey, an Oxford graduate who has specialised in satire, writing scripts for BBC comedy shows The Thick of It and Have I Got News For You.

He first donned a bin on his head to stand for election in 2017, when he challenged the then Prime Minister Theresa May in her Maidenhead constituency, although back then he was known as Lord Buckethead, a character inspired by a Star Wars parody film.

He won 249 votes and viral fame, leading to an appearance on John Oliver's HBO show Last Week Tonight - as well as a legal dispute with another Lord Buckethead he described at the time as "an unpleasant battle on the planet Copyright".
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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gumshoe
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Layer cake
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
First 45 minutes of this were absolutely cracking. Then it kept going and going and going and I kinda felt like I’d seen the resolution of the main plot a dozen times before. Basically good overall
Spider man brand new day
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Eating like a king
seared double suckered Cornish octopus, saffron courgettes, chickpeas and aiolibrown crab meat on hot buttered toast // hand raised Middlewhite pork pie, English mustard // Brixham scallops, lentils + salsa verdeDover soles, seaweed butter, samphire + new potatoescavatelli, aubergine, peppers and black olives
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oof
indepdnent review of alley cats

ALLEY CATS MAKES ME WONDER IF RICKY GERVAIS EVEN HAS IT IN HIM TO MAKE ANOTHER LIFE'S TOO SHORT

DOES RICKY GERVAIS ACTUALLY THINK ALLEY CATS IS GOOD? 

one out of five stars
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He just has a way with words that baffles me. I should be inured to it by now but "especially of certain types" has done me in
"The U.S. has massive amounts of 'munitions,' especially of certain types," Trump posted on Thursday morning.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
what in the name of christington fuck
Holiday by Ifor
Silvered rows contain answers to non-standard clues. In each of these the first clue comprises a definition of a short word to which a letter-string must be inserted or added to form the real-word entry given by wordplay. The second comprises wordplay to a longer word from which a letter-string has been removed to form the defined entry.
Enumerations refer to wordplay outcomes; all strings are different.
A five-word phrase suggesting these changes must be written under the grid.
Remaining clues each contain an extra word; these words appear in clue order in the source of the
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A motion picture that dares ask the question: can you build an entire movie out of cantina scene?
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mornin lads
A mouse in a trap
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
frank no
disney plus synopsis for an episode of punisher: "Frank gets involved in illegal activities once again"
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is v funny. It's basically Punisher does John Wick 2, also he's tormented by all the ghosts of his past, so it's about a man being crushed by guilt & accumulated emotional trauma, but also we all know this time next week we're all gonna see him hanging out crackin' wise with his pal Spider-Man
punisher one last kill
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A++++++ from the Bojack Pilot
a horse hospital named 'st elmer's medical center'
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Extra down words gave CLOSE EVERY DOOR & ANY DREAM WILL DO, songs from Joseph’s Technicolour Dreamcoat; extra words in across clues corresponded to colours in “The Colour Song” (that took me ages) and there’s Joseph in his coat in the middle. Not too bad. A bit fiddly
Undercover Interpreterby eXternal
First and last letters in extra words in fourteen down clues give two works! Words from a related work are identified by extra words to be removed from twenty across clues, in the order they appear in the work but with nine omissions. The omitted nine are identified by unclued entries; solvers should use each one of these (approximately) to portray the subject of the work, appropriately positioned around a key figure, in the final grid.Crossword grid
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Simpsons. The supplicants door
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