Yesterday my brother was helping me do some work and he goes, "Hey, [this client] went to a concert, but I've never heard of the artist Alanis Moris."
I die a little inside.
"It's Alanis Morissette."
Blank look.
"Never heard of her."
Bitch, you're 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 me. 😂😂