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Like, I absolutely know it’s not actually him, but if he had his own name on a vanity plate, rolling around in an ‘08 Toyota Solara convertible, I’d give him the keys to the city.

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I legitimately wish I had done something that warranted a nap, but I think I need one as well.

My issue isn’t the “split second decision.” It’s the taunting and the mocking and the celebrating.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Note for all my Blazers/Ducks fans: Danny Marang is a USC fan and likely condones this behavior.

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Can you imagine the absolute power play of walking into an interview with a full, regular ass cup of steaming hot black coffee and then casually opening a Stanley and pouring yourself some more mid-interview? They’d have to up the salary immediately.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thoughts from today’s news: 1) Kevin Calabro should not have been treated the way he was by the Blazers. Sub-prime bullshit. 2) I wasn’t really much of a fan. He wasn’t my jam, and I’ll always remember him as a sonics guy. 3) Listening to him call T-wolves games this year will still be sad.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I guess I’ve always assumed the plumbing kills them, but I think I also always believed they were just hopping into a portal out of my life (which I was a fan of) and I didn’t necessarily consider what happened on the other side of the “portal.”

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They absolutely should have more self awareness. The fact that they don’t is what keeps us vigilant.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There’s at least a chance that I never sleep again now, trying to process the thought of scrambled spider coffee.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I watched “Idiocracy” a couple days ago and it was just stuck in my head. 😂😂

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tom Shetty and the Buttfuckers

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So many things are different while so many other things are the same. He wouldn’t be impressed or disappointed, he’d just understand.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My counter to this is that every single cool thing I’ve bought for me, for fun, in the last like two years has been purchased during this timeframe. “Late-night cocktail MTN” has an affinity for pre-release anniversary vinyl repress purchases, and I’m gonna allow it.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Red and white pinwheel is infinitely better, yet not available for purchase. They also have a $95 cutoff t-shirt “coming soon”, if you’re interested in getting less for more.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ok, so two things. I don’t hate these at all, but the actual product shown here is not what is available on Nike’s webpage. Second, since I don’t hate these, and I’ve needed a new hoodie, I was looking to get one. $115 before shipping. Get the fuck outta here with that.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I started restoring, collecting, and of course cooking with cast iron cookware. I built a lye bath and an electrolysis tank. I started selling restored pieces on marketplace, Craigslist, and eBay. I know have literally hundreds of pieces and it has stopped bringing me joy.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That was some fucking tennis. Goddamn.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Only a slight argument here, I think this should actually precede “Jesus Take the Wheel.”

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What is an example of perfect casting?

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Happy “Grady Dick and Brandon Ingram finally sign lease agreements in LA” day to all that celebrate.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This guy is gonna be a blazer by Monday.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I was just talking to my friends last week about how the part I hate most about football, is you know… the part where they actually play fucking football. I guess since you’re getting rid of the Pro Bowl, you might as well just make every game feel like the Pro Bowl. Sounds great.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I didn’t really think Portland was going to be a player in this, but they were actually trying? Yay(?)

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

So Jimmy Haslem bought the Cleveland Browns in 2012 for $1.05 billion. Since then they’ve won exactly one playoff game. The current Forbes valuation has them at $6.4 billion. I think you are correct.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Watched this fight live and it still haunts me. I remember talking with people that evening and discussing how blatant and damaging those shots to the back of the head were. Sad stuff. RIP Prichard Colón.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sad to see another great one gone. Always loved and respected Nellie, one of the best to ever do it.

Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Reposted by MTN.

That’s my motherfucking center

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

David Stern would have had multiple people banished to Siberia by now.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Honestly one of the things I’m most proud of in life. Fuck Hedo Turkoglu.

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

And I always want to clarify, just like I did with the Rayan Rupert comps I talked through, I absolutely don’t hate Kris Murray. He’s just way more of a finished product than Rupert, and now Sochan is. If the production is similar, and the contract is similar, go with the younger guy.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Agreed. And I’ll add, Jeremy Sochan turned 23 in May. Kris Murray turns 26 this month.

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

That’s a fun little quiz, and I love the knives it suggested. Now if I ever decide to sell a kidney on the black market, I’ll know exactly what single knife I can afford. 😂

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MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I feel like some of the backlash to the moves that were made comes down to OTHER moves being made by other teams at a price we as fans see as being reasonable enough for us to get involved. I personally thought Jaylen Brown made less sense on this roster than Ja, but if it only takes a first and PG…

MTN. @thuginator.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’m just curious as to what the offense and defense look like under Nori. It’s been a long time since the Blazers haven’t started a season with the absolute failure that was Chauncey Billups as a head coach. You know, the guy that brought in esteemed assistant coaches. Like… Rodney Billups.

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A happy 30th anniversary to these two very different albums that I decided to play back to back because I thought it’d be funny. 1,000 bonus points to the person that can guess what album was played after these two.

The word “Healthy” is going to do a LOT of heavy lifting in my next sentence, fyi. If healthy, this is a really solid two-deep.

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Because you seem like a random asshole that just wants to argue, and I’m tired of people just commenting bullshit without getting called out on it. If her actual fucking facts are “crap” to you, why don’t you scroll the fuck on?

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The, “Can you prove that? Sounds like crap to me.” Part.

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The point was that there was 10 larger markets that the blazers sold more tickets then. I’m not going to get into a reading comprehension debate about what “the point” was with someone unable to read the original post who only wants to argue local economy bullshit.

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If someone says, “it’s tougher to sell tickets here,” while outselling much larger markets, it proves that the Trail Blazers ownership and management is full of absolute shit. You can worry about “local economy” all you want, but it doesn’t make the Blazers ownership not full of shit.

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You see where you said, “can you prove that, seems like crap”? Yes. I proved it. It is not in fact crap.