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Gráinne 🍉

@thrillpool.bsky.social
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I mostly express myself through memes. 🏳️‍🌈🌱🍉 Dublin ➡️ Leipzig they/she | siad/sí | sie

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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lo siento, Alemán.
The jealous girlfriend meme. The guy is me. The jealous girlfriend is "learning the language of the country I've lived in for three years". The other girl is "learning the language my coworker speaks so we can bitch about customers together".
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly vs. Jo
Arthur Fortune throwing dollar bills at happy people.Mr. Burns throwing coins off a rooftop onto unhappy people.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Younger generations need to understand what life was like for millennials in the HP era.
"I said 'Dobby, who's Dobby? I don't know Dobby?'

"I said 'he's a fictitious character in a fictitious book, the whole thing is fictitious what are you talking about?'

"[The colleague] said 'no it's very, very serious'."
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Anti-Harry Potter Action: Read another book. (In the style of the antifa symbol)
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy family on a jetski. Caption reads: this is how the photos be lookin in headlines when humans have done irreversible damage to the planet and now we're all trapped at home to avoid fatal heatstroke.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don't forget Him.
The unnamed lil old-ish man who drives that vehicle with an absurd amount of axles whose only line is "hooray"
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Verspätung was orignially scheduled for 2025.
2035 - und die Deutsche Bahn hat immer noch Verspätung
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
European *sees something European happening Europeanly in Europe"*: what are we a bunch of YANKS????
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Came to my head so i had to make it
The famous "milkshake duck" tweet edited to say: the whole internet loves AI-free search engine, a search engine that doesn't use AI. *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the search engine has installed AI.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Badly edited tweet saying: European *sees something European happening Europeanly in Europe* what are we a bunch of yanks???!
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"But I got the Tories out of power!" "And we salute you for it."
From the simpsons. The real Seymour Skinner (the old army guy) is tied to a chair which is tied to a train to drag him out of town forever while everyone behind him salutes.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
You wanna come visit this week? Remember to pack your snow boots and your jumbo thong bikini
Weather forecast. Wednesday temperatures are 0-15 degrees. Saturdays are 12-27 degrees.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No. That's it. I'm absolutely done. Every week there is some unreasonable jump in daily temperature but this has crossed the line. Be hot or be cold.
Weather forecast. One day has a temperature between 1 and 15 degrees. Three days later it's between 12 and 25 degrees.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yesterday I learned why the Greek guy in work is able to remember how my name is pronounced when nobody else can.
Google translate screenshot. The english word Years is translated to the greek word χρόνια (pronounced Chrónia)
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I mean, what kind of stupid made-up country is this?
Screenshot of today's (real) Worldle puzzle. It's an outline of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. So the UK i guess.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Told German BF several times that I was going to see CMAT this week. Only just realised he'd never seen her name written down.
Whatsapp conversations. Me: Oh god this whole time you thought her name was seamat (spelled S E A M A T)? BF: yeah
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
February is over.
From the Simpsons. A very tall man just pulled down Nelson's pants and is now pointing ahead. Okay i should explain the joke, since it's kinda an obscure one. He's saying "Now, march." Cos now it's March.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Supporting a strike that really inconvenieces me
Angry pingu holding a piece of paper with a pink heart and the message "up the workers"
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Roses are red Kittens have fur
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons. "If only this sugar were as sweet as you sir."
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It's been weeks and I still refuse to finish this Word Salad out of spite.
Screenshot of a game of word salad. The category is "languages of the British Isles". The only letters left are I R I S H. Which could spell Irish. But that's obviously not the answer because Irish is not a language of the British Isles. What even are the British Isles? Who came up with that term?
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Beautiful
"He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could," said Ali Martinez ... "like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest."
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Aha! Níl mo Ghaeilge an-mhaith ach tuigim an frása sin!
The words Take it Easy with the English translation (Take it Easy) underneath
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Sometimes I think I'm not much of a nerd. Other times I stay up watching Star Trek until the moment it gets taken off Netlfix.
Photo of a TV with netflix open. The screen has the message: We're having trouble playing this title right now. Please try again later or select a different title.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My flatmate accidentally fucked up my slinky (then made it worse by attempting to fix it) so I've displayed it as a piece of modern art dedicated to queer mental illness.
A long rainbow-coloured slinky that has been mangled. In front of it is a small paper sign which says: "Struggle of a gay, neurodivergent brain." 2025. Artist unknown.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A poorly edited screenshot of a tweet from Rhys Mccleneghan. The original says "I'm eating my bowl of porridge as Olympic champion this morning." In the edit, Olympic Champion has been crossed out and replaced with "someone who got a sehr gut in their b2 german exam".
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Life has been so hectic I almost forgot
From Community. Shirley is about to beat a man with a giant plastic candy cane. He says: Please, it's Christmas. Shirley replies: It's December tenth.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Black and white drawing of a man and woman texting each other. The woman writes: How big is that dick? The man replies: Small leave me alone.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
From the Simpsons. Lenny is looking up at the sky and smiling with his mouth open.A constellation of stars forming Carl's face in the night sky.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
"How's exam preparation going?"
Picture of a line graph going up and down erratically with the words "It's over" and "we're back" as it goes up and down.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
But has he been a porn star?
Grandpa simpson shouting into a reporter's microphone. (From the Homer is not a communist scene)
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I fail to see the issue.
Article text. "That if it happened in World Championship and gymnastics, what's next? It can be in any discipline, in any sport, in any competition. This precedent is very dangerous."
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
BBC article headline. Boycott of Israel gymnasts sets "dangerous precedent"Homer Simpson smiling and saying "No it doesn't."
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I miss that little chancer
A photo of Cailín, a springer spaniel, standing on her hind legs with a paw on the kitchen table, looking into the camera.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Right up there with Homer imagining he could have anything he wanted, and deciding it was him strutting into a personal recording studio with a microphone (despite there already being one in the studio) and singing with his personal orchestra he hired to play fast food jingles.
Homer singing in a recording studio with a small orchestra behind him.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This is so funny. It is the weakest possible statement they could have made 😭
The FIG takes note of the Indonesian government’s decision not to issue visas to the Israeli delegation registered for the 53rd FIG Artistic Gymnastics, which will be held in Jakarta from 19-25 October, and recognizes the challenges that the host country has faced in organizing this event. The FIG hopes that an environment will be created as soon as possible where athletes around the world can enjoy sports safely and with peace of mind.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A poorly edited screenshot of a tweet. Just heard a mother on Henry Street: Well you wouldn't be much use in the áras race, crying over €3000.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
From Futurama. Fry is sitting in front of the TV in the dark. Caption says: [ Old Man ] Do you remember a time when chocolate chip cookies came fresh from the oven?Same scene as image 1. Caption says: Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Ended up watching a stupid German game shoe last night and I absolutely lost it during the pictionary-style round when she actually drew THIS
From Schlag den Star. A bad attempt at drawing a skull which is a weird oval-bean shape with a line in the side.From the Simpsons. Kirk's drawing of dignity from pictionary which looks almost exactly like the drawing from Schlag den Star.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Two panel simpsons meme. First panel Marge (detailed instruction manual) says: the cat needs his medication Every morning. The furnace has been giving off a lot of carbon monoxide so keep the window open. Second panel Homer (AI summary) says: Gotcha. Cat in the furnace
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Definitely stole the idea from elsewhere but it makes a good sibling tattoo.
A photo of two very pale legs. One has a tattoo of Bart waving his arms. The other has a tattoo of Lisa kicking air, like in the "If you get hit, it's your own fault" scene in "Lisa on Ice".
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I can finally come clean
From the Simpsons. Millhouse is talking to the Shelbyville kid who is also named Millhouse. He says "I thought I was the only one."
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
😂 Honestly the true star was the mascot that danced with her.
Kim Bui standing next to the Special Olympics Berlin 2023 mascot, a big pink heart with big eyes and a grey sweatband. They're both posing with one leg in the air.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Obviously too much absurdity in this article. But special shoutout to this gem.
From the article: Modern challenges like lack of housing meant that waste grounds across north Belfast and the Shankill are being developed into new housing estates.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Scene from the Simpsons. Apu is driving a fire truck, staring in bewilderment at a long line of ducklings crossing the road in front of him.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
"Does illness really feel like the right word for this?"
Screenshot from Bandcamp. The song is Next Episode Starts by Grace Petrie.
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie is crying and yelling at Luigi the Monkey, who has been badly inserted over Santa's face. Caption has been poorly edited to say "Did you kiss my mom, Luigi the European Gymnastics official mascot?"
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I am gonna fight that son of a bitch to the death
A WhatsApp message from my mom. It reads: Just been kissed by a giant Monkey # Luigi the Mascot. 🤮
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Every time I go to one of these things
A poorly edited scene from futurama. They're in the Slurm factory. First panel: The tour guide looks at Luigi the monkey, the mascot of European Gymnastics. He says "Why. That's the mischievous gymnastics event mascot." Second panel: The professor says "Tell him I hate him."
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Gráinne 🍉 @thrillpool.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Not even sharing a hotel room with anyone. (Love you mom but you SNORE)
Homer Simpson in bed, wrapped up so tightly in the blankets with a look of pure relaxation on his face.
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