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Thread Count Dracula

@threadcountdracula.bsky.social
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Overeducated liberal chef. Low tolerance for hate and ignorance. Perpetual hornball. Trying to be more accepting of myself. Peach State. 46. Burgeoning Orc Bear.

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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Friday was tough for me. I haven't discussed it here but I was six blocks south of the WTC, straight down the West Side Highway as part of the construction team building the BPC Ritz Carlton. I was 23, and hadn't lived in NYC for a full year. I had been at Decadence the week before.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Fat Cock Friday, everyone! #fcf #bear
Softy in case you ever wondered My thick cock head and bull ballsOh, there's the fat cock!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For once I have a pic for tummy Tuesday #tummytuesday #bear
Shirtless man with hairy chest wearing a red and white hat that says Woof
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Here's a sneaky softy pic for you as a treat... #bear #softcock #hairychest #bullballs
Hairy chest, belly, soft cock and big bull balls.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alright, this probably the best pic of me in a long ass time. Sadly all by myself... except for my beer. #bear #shirtless #chesthair
Again, shirtless man in a pool. Smiling for once.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not having the greatest day. Lost my job yesterday. Nothing dramatic, I'm just expensive and the restaurant is going through some financial struggles. Still fucking sucks, especially when I just saw a position that was perfect a few days ago but it's gone. Still have the pool I guess
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't watch live tv often, but I just saw a commercial featuring William Shatner as "Will Shat". Then they proclaimed, "Look, Will Shat on a car!" Really?
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saw Bosco's "The Marvelous Miss Gender" show tonight in Atlanta. It was fantastic. I think she used up all the rhinestones in the PNW. If she's coming to your area, I would recommend you checking it out
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just another pool shoot. Will be in Atlanta this weekend. On the rare chance anyone would like to meet for a drink, feel free to slide into my DMs.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Funny how conservatives are turning choking to death on a giant cock into "a short illness". Enjoy hell, Lady G!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#mcm The Pool Series continues, now in grey scale!
B&W shirtless man in a pool
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In the pool. Have worked the last seven days. Won't be off till Tuesday (Hush, Hush!). Anyway, the water is still cold so I need someone to warm up in...
Shirtless hairy man hanging out in a pool. The pool is cold but you can't tell that from the picture
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Here's a little #FCF for you all as it's been far too long...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Enjoying an evening cocktail by the pool. Now I just need some tail on my cock and I'll be having a great evening
Shirtless man with an aperitivo spritz on his hairy chest.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm at the nail salon getting a pedicure and I got cruised this younger guy that came in with his mom and sisters. Mom is talking, turns out he's 15. Sorry son, it's not happening. Look me up in ten years...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I think the pool cat has imprinted. I came home and she was waiting outside my place...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I made biscuits for a party last week. I was very proud how nice and flaky they came out.
Mini biscuits. See that flake
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
And now I made a fren at the pool...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Water might still be a bit cold...
Stop looking at my perky nips. My eyes are up here...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Excuse the missed hair but first pool day of 2026!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Some pics from tonight's concert
Opening graphics for Cupcakkes "The Bakery 2026" tourCupcakke in full effect Lady Squidward dancing to "Squidward Nose"Squidward twerking to their song
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Headed to see Cupcakke in concert...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don't know about anyone else, but I was full of existential dread that our fuck puppet leader was going to start WW3. Thankfully it hasn't happened...yet.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Way to go MAHA!
New ad for people to wash their hands in a sink. Appears to be someone spreading their butt for the insertion of a penis
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I'm at the dentist rn, and there's some boomer lady listening to r&b at pretty much full volume jam out to it. Looks like somebody's grandma...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
IYKYK
Can of Georgia Peach Soda. Peaches is spelled PECHES.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A little tribute to all the cooks out there during our ice storm aftermath
Cigarette still life...on ice!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I know it's #humpday but I only show off my butt in person. So here's a #WetWednesday for you. Still looking for my sauna buddy and foot pig...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Jesus Fucking Christ, modern ceiling fans are sci-fi nightmare fuel. How did we get into this timeline?
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Happy #MonochromeMonday, all! #MCM
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Just a quick holiday message!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I started my new job three months ago and I've really been enjoying it, challenging as it may be. My boss gave me a card for Christmas, it was very nice and complimentary, and he cut me the biggest bonus check I've ever received. Another sign that sometimes good comes after a bad situation.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
After putting it off for months, I finally made and canned a batch of Sriracha. I canned my ass off this year. Maybe next year I'll do more.
Fresnos ready to go!Everything in the potPureed and strained Going into the jars.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
From an antique store yesterday. For the person that has everything (or needs it). A griddle/toaster oven/coffee maker. I'm sure it does an amazing job at none of those things...
Oh look, a griddle?What everyone needs, or something...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
So happy to be a part of the Georgia district that flipped a state seat blue despite the extreme gerrymandering of a very liberal area. It happened by about a 200 vote margin.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Chances are there's an election in your area this week. No matter what it is, get out and vote. With as ridiculous as the political situation in this country is, small shit matters. I just voted on regulators for state power. Hopefully it will help...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A few things for our upcoming drag brunch. Bear claws, Twink staches (croissant) and a rainbow themed cake (decorated by our pastry chef)
Cinnamon almond bear claws...grr and woof!Hard to tell but these croissants are supposed to be handlebar moustaches, aka "Twink Staches"As beautiful as this is, it's a styrofoam cake. I didn't do the piping.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Just once I wish a guy would rub and suck my toes at the gym. Then take him in the shower and pound him out...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hey Bluebs, finally got myself back in better mental shape. Here's something for #fcf for you all.
Penis with a blue sheet background
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Dear Lord, There are so many assholes that need smiting right now. Could you maybe leave Dolly Parton alone till we see our way out of this mess? Pretty please!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Why do guys hide chest pics behind a warning? It's totally considered socially acceptable to show your furry titty shelf. I wish it was the same for the ladies. Free those puppies!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
2.5 weeks ago I got unceremoniously fired from my job. When I say there wasn't a real reason and when I asked about it the "reasons"were so general they could be said about anyone breathing. Anyway, it was deeply upsetting but I started a new job last week and it's going great so far!
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Hey Bluebs, it's been a minute. Meant to post this awhile ago, but here it is.
Semi hard penis, top down view
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
About a week ago I found out that Tom Sawyer's Island and the Liberty Belle were being closed and replaced at Disney World. I haven't thought about it in years (last visit 2012) but always knew it was there. Watching vids about it brought back really old memories of exploring the area with my dad.
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Babysitting my sister's cat for the past two weeks. She's usually very aloof and might let me pet her for a few seconds but she must be attention starved because today she got up on the table and wanted to climb on my shoulder. Then demanded 30 mins of pets
Smol orange cat needs shoulder perch and pets
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
What in the Strawberry Shortcake Hell is going on here, SJP?
Sarah Jessica Parker wearing what I guess is a "hat".
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Watching a video with Adam Richman. He still looks fantastic (now that he's a big beefy boy again). But the terrible dye job on his hair and beard...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Gotta love it when guys play games online, you call them out on it, then try to turn it around and gaslight you...and then block you. Cunt, what?
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope meets with Vance and is now dead? Sounds sus...
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Thread Count Dracula @threadcountdracula.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A little more for #Fatcockfriday. Hope you enjoy
This one is mine...Showing off his bush and big meaty headMore bush and knobFurry little fuck hole and cock and balls from behind.
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