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Ghost Malone

@thoughtmarker.bsky.social
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Propmaster and collage artist in Atlanta. Here for soccer (AtlUtd, USMNT, USWNT, Arsenal), Magic (the Gathering, etc), Sci-fi and Fantasy art. mikegermon.com / BlackMetalSoccer [dot] com

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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 6h
What if someone other than R Land did the art for your Atlanta business’s anniversary?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish Mitch McConnell were still around to see the latest SNL
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He really thought if he slapped him fast enough nobody would see it, like the wings of a hummingbird
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have y’all heard this song Choosin Texas?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Castle Rat’s opener was just a dude called Wraith Knight wearing a hood and playing the organ and it was sick
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Drinking six PBR’s and telling my friends who all listen to metal that Sabrina Carpenter‘s music video for “Manchild” is a masterpiece 
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My low stakes conspiracy theory is that servers and bartenders are somehow obligated to say the word “Trop” back to you after you order a Tropicalia. “Two Trops coming up”
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The pit is definitely not a better show than Pluribus, fuck off 
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bartender at “America’s Best Soccer Bar” didn’t know Atlanta United is playing tonight and is scrambling to find a TV to put it on?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spotted Yaya Toure and Fabregas jerseys at the Atlanta United game tonight. Two of my faves that have no connection to this match whatsoever.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All of the members of my party have crippling stamina stats and they roll like crap
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Embarrassed my kid had to see me around a bunch of ladies dressed like Nico Robin
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shoutout to the guy at the Atlanta United game wearing a Cinemechanica shirt.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whenever I eat at a random Mexican restaurant OTP Atlanta it’s always so good
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
wtf did I miss about spreadsheets
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Kacey Musgraves my girlfriend said it’s ok if we go hunting for space orbs together
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Last night my gf asked her dad if he wanted to “kiss elon musk on the lips” lol
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When you can tell that the bartender didn’t put your food order in, wtf do you do?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Youtube music super mix absolutely lighting my drive home on fire: Kacey Musgraves, Sturgil Simpson, Smashing Pumpkins, Sabrina Carpenter, Dale Hollow, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Tyler Childers, MCR, Castle Rat, Weezer, The Sword, Jonathan Richman…
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey @scuffed.bsky.social y’all gotta stop saying Lamine Yamal didn’t score any goals this World Cup. He scored against KSA, I was there.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow these Argentinian players are all dirty huh
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t care who wins as long as Argentina loses 
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oops gotta work instead
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A slasher movie where the killer wears one of those LED light therapy masks
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Clash of the Titans / Odyssey double feature tomorrow 👀 Clash of the Titans / Odyssey double feature tomorrow queen 👀 Clash of the Titans / Odyssey double feature tomorrow 👀
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is it me or are these announcers a little more stupid than usual today? I usually like Stu but he’s said a few things that were clearly just wrong in the first half
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This Lowe’s kit that Messi is wearing looks like ass
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Harder than I thought
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How fast can I get an Erling Haaland jersey?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I thought we were done with this. Did trump make a call to get Pulisic on corners again?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just watched a girl explaining offsides to a guy using salt and pepper shakers and when they noticed us watching he said “sorry”
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I can’t believe FIFA did something fucked up
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m sorry but wtf is a “Mexican chicken baguette”?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
These Europeans are making me wish I could visit America
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
stone cold classic just like everyone predicted
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Extremely glad that I’m able to separate the athletic achievements of a national team from the atrocities of its country’s politicians.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You’re welcome
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England looks ridiculous
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The front leg of the uppercase R should always be a straight line. None of this curved nonsense.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
These Europeans are making me wish I could visit America
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sorry, America’s best soccer bar is full. Please stand out in the rain where one of our servers you’ve never seen before might find you.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Didn’t look too bad in real time. Why didn’t they show a single replay of something that resulted in a red card and a guy stretchered off the field.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Any hibachi spots in ATL gonna be showing the Japan games?
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
BlackMetalSoccer.com
Mauricio Pochettino written in the Nosferatu font Weston mckennie written in a metal fontWorld Cup 2026 logo with a demon instead of a trophy“the 2026 World Cup came to America and bring to FIFA. I could barely afford this shirt.” on a shirt
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A bunch of kids at this bar sad that I booed Almiron. He’s not on our team.
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It was so far away that i assumed that had to be Arf pulling this off
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Going through the usmnt posts and muting all the neigh sayers
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Ghost Malone @thoughtmarker.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Uh oh “Americas best soccer bar” might already be at capacity
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