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Dawn

@thoughtfloss.bsky.social
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Exceedingly curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover of puns

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
#IfItWasntForScience I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A cozy bed #AttractsMeLikeNoOther
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a woman in a towel is jumping on a bed with the words `` time to sleep honey '' written above her .
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
We #WentIntoTheForest. I came back out. I sure will miss him.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Friday: Sunny and warm! Saturday: Cold and rainy. Repeat weekly.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I hoped it would make my death quick and painless.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If you ate Skittles from least favorite color to favorite, what order would you do? For me, it's Grape, Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Strawberry.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#ImSloppyWhen I eat pasta
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a woman in a striped sweater is eating a bowl of spaghetti
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
How I feel when I hear the cats on the other side of the bedroom door at 5 a.m.
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a man is sleeping on a couch with shameless written on the bottom
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I have two LGBT+ children. Living in the U.S. feels like living in a hostile state.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
*colonoscopy, damnit
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My husband is doing his colonist prep with 900% more drama than I did with mine. It's like the man flu, but involves a lot more potty-pity time.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
#RubbingAladdinsLampGotMe nothing but tennis elbow.
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a man with a beard and mustache is wearing ear buds .
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Is it me, or does Danny look JUST like TJ?
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
#YouDontHaveToUseYour powers of seduction on the average male. They're always hot to go.
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a woman with red hair is wearing a blue top with gold stars
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Was it petty to close my Southwest credit card? Maybe. Still felt good.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
#ItsSurprisingThat anyone thinks that things are going well.
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says " danger "
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
#IWouldLikeToProtest the American inability to enact change through protest. We really need to look to other countries, who actually get things done.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My cats think their house #IsInfestedWith humans!
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I signed out when Musk interviewed Trump on X. Haven't been back since.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Southwest airlines just screwed themselves. They billed themselves as a cheaper airline. No frills, but perks like no assigned seats and free checked luggage. That's gone. And today's Jetblue reservation is HALF the price of the Southwest reservation I decided NOT to make.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Beautiful!
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
There's a town near me called Derry. When we go through, I open the windows and tell the kids to smell the, umm, "Derry air." They don't think I'm funny. 😛
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
To remember anatomy in high school biology, I made the mnemonic, "There's a vas deferens between a man and woman." #IsTheDifferenceBetween (I still remember it, so it must have worked!)
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
#GMTcouldAlsoStandFor Great. More trouble.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Great shoes. Sounds like big shoes to fill, as well. 🫂
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#GetOverItOr not. I haven't lived your life, nor walked in your shoes, so it's not my place to tell you what to do.
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maybe you should back away and leave her alone written on a screen
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Show me a badass female character 2-for-1
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#WhyThe2000sWereAmazing
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
🤕
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Thanks, Helen!
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Such bad hair. #The90sIn3Words
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Aaaah! The flashbacks! #The90sIn3Words
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a young boy leaning against a wall with the words i 'm reflecting on my mistakes below him
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
My mom LOVED anything sesame.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
When my mom died, I went through her sweaters, coats, and "pocket books." She had tissues, hard candies, and candied ginger in EVERY ONE.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Sweet, sweet memories. My First Google™️
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
#MyMultiplePersonalitiesSay It's somebody else's turn to deal with this crap.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I was in an online therapy session an hour ago when my belly went all bubble guts. I was happy we were able to wrap up early!
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I went to California, and wanted to see the Pacific, but the Pacific didn't want to see me, I guess?
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Radioactive (no effort) #ScienceInASongOrMovie
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Anything by Atom Ant #ScienceInASongOrMovie
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Heart asplode?
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
One of my cats shows up every time I cook dinner, looking for free samples.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
See? Gull.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Congrats. You made it even uglier.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
#WhosInTheMoodFor vacation? This girl!
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I'm heading from Boston to LA tomorrow. Ask me how I feel about the FAA layoffs.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#NeverTellMeNotTo be awkward. It'll just compound the problem.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#IPutThePiecesTogetherBy ignoring the instructions and guessing.
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
W ho do you think should play the next James Bond?
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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
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