Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 10/11/2025#IfItWasntForScience I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either. 173
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 25/05/2025 A cozy bed #AttractsMeLikeNoOthermedia.tenor.coma woman in a towel is jumping on a bed with the words `` time to sleep honey '' written above her .ALT: a woman in a towel is jumping on a bed with the words `` time to sleep honey '' written above her . 010
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 23/05/2025We #WentIntoTheForest. I came back out. I sure will miss him. 132
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Friday: Sunny and warm! Saturday: Cold and rainy. Repeat weekly. 000
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 22/03/2025#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I hoped it would make my death quick and painless. 064
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 21/03/2025If you ate Skittles from least favorite color to favorite, what order would you do? For me, it's Grape, Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Strawberry. 000
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 18/03/2025#ImSloppyWhen I eat pastamedia.tenor.coma woman in a striped sweater is eating a bowl of spaghettiALT: a woman in a striped sweater is eating a bowl of spaghetti 142
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 17/03/2025My husband is doing his colonist prep with 900% more drama than I did with mine. It's like the man flu, but involves a lot more potty-pity time. 120
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025#RubbingAladdinsLampGotMe nothing but tennis elbow.media.tenor.coma man with a beard and mustache is wearing ear buds .ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is wearing ear buds . 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025#YouDontHaveToUseYour powers of seduction on the average male. They're always hot to go.media.tenor.coma woman with red hair is wearing a blue top with gold starsALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a blue top with gold stars 110
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Was it petty to close my Southwest credit card? Maybe. Still felt good. 010
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 15/03/2025#ItsSurprisingThat anyone thinks that things are going well.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says " danger "ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says " danger " 132
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 15/03/2025#IWouldLikeToProtest the American inability to enact change through protest. We really need to look to other countries, who actually get things done. 111
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 15/03/2025My cats think their house #IsInfestedWith humans!media.tenor.coma close up of a cat 's face with the words ugh above itALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words ugh above it 410510
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Southwest airlines just screwed themselves. They billed themselves as a cheaper airline. No frills, but perks like no assigned seats and free checked luggage. That's gone. And today's Jetblue reservation is HALF the price of the Southwest reservation I decided NOT to make. 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 10/03/2025To remember anatomy in high school biology, I made the mnemonic, "There's a vas deferens between a man and woman." #IsTheDifferenceBetween (I still remember it, so it must have worked!) 000
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 10/03/2025#GMTcouldAlsoStandFor Great. More trouble.media.tenor.coma close up of a child 's face making a funny faceALT: a close up of a child 's face making a funny face 122
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025#GetOverItOr not. I haven't lived your life, nor walked in your shoes, so it's not my place to tell you what to do.media.tenor.commaybe you should back away and leave her alone written on a screenALT: maybe you should back away and leave her alone written on a screen 122
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Show me a badass female character 2-for-1media.tenor.coma woman with green hair and a blue face is standing next to a woman with red hair .ALT: a woman with green hair and a blue face is standing next to a woman with red hair . 120
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Such bad hair. #The90sIn3Wordsmedia.tenor.coma woman is getting her hair cut by a hairdresser in front of a mirrorALT: a woman is getting her hair cut by a hairdresser in front of a mirror 121
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Aaaah! The flashbacks! #The90sIn3Wordsmedia.tenor.coma young boy leaning against a wall with the words i 'm reflecting on my mistakes below himALT: a young boy leaning against a wall with the words i 'm reflecting on my mistakes below him 172
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 05/03/2025#MyMultiplePersonalitiesSay It's somebody else's turn to deal with this crap.media.tenor.coma cat is wrapped in a blue blanket with polka dotsALT: a cat is wrapped in a blue blanket with polka dots 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I went to California, and wanted to see the Pacific, but the Pacific didn't want to see me, I guess? 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Radioactive (no effort) #ScienceInASongOrMoviemedia.tenor.coma man standing next to a drum with the words i 'm radioactive written below himALT: a man standing next to a drum with the words i 'm radioactive written below him 021
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Anything by Atom Ant #ScienceInASongOrMoviemedia.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and a cape is standing in front of a wall .ALT: a man wearing a hat and a cape is standing in front of a wall . 1161
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I'm heading from Boston to LA tomorrow. Ask me how I feel about the FAA layoffs.media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a name tag that says mateo on itALT: a man with glasses and a name tag that says mateo on it 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#NeverTellMeNotTo be awkward. It'll just compound the problem.media.tenor.coma close up of a black dog 's face looking at the cameraALT: a close up of a black dog 's face looking at the camera 030
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#IPutThePiecesTogetherBy ignoring the instructions and guessing.media.tenor.coma black and white image of a table with a shadow on the floorALT: a black and white image of a table with a shadow on the floor 010
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025W ho do you think should play the next James Bond?media.tenor.coma woman wearing sunglasses and a ponytail has a x fast logo in the cornerALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a ponytail has a x fast logo in the corner 010
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs onlymedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing on top of a rock next to another cartoon character .ALT: a cartoon character is standing on top of a rock next to another cartoon character . 010
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs onlymedia.tenor.coma man and a woman are holding up a texas id card that says leeloo dallasALT: a man and a woman are holding up a texas id card that says leeloo dallas 030
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#WhatMakesMeComfy all the pillowsmedia.tenor.coma pile of white pillows on a bed with a blue light behind themALT: a pile of white pillows on a bed with a blue light behind them 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#WhatMakesMeComfy oversized sweatshirtsmedia.tenor.coma person wearing a hoodie with a cat on the back stands in front of a microphoneALT: a person wearing a hoodie with a cat on the back stands in front of a microphone 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#IllBlowTheWhistle, you blow the horn.media.tenor.coma man in a plaid jacket is playing a trumpet with his eyes closed .ALT: a man in a plaid jacket is playing a trumpet with his eyes closed . 1115
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#WhenYoureFlirtingWithDisaster Try this...media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing on a rocky beach and says meALT: a cartoon character is standing on a rocky beach and says me 021
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#WhenYoureFlirtingWithDisaster make sure you flutter your eyelashes.media.tenor.coma man in a green sweater is clapping his hands in front of a microphone with the hashtag #fallontonightALT: a man in a green sweater is clapping his hands in front of a microphone with the hashtag #fallontonight 061
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 19/02/2025#IDontCopyBut that's what makes me an original, one-of-a-kind, weirdo.media.tenor.coma close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and a long beakALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and a long beak 121
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Dental Dam, I Wish I Was Your Lover #SongsForASexualHealthClinic 060
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Wicked James #BoysNameAMovieSongBookTVShowmedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man carrying a woman on his back in the ocean .ALT: a black and white photo of a man carrying a woman on his back in the ocean . 140
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Pest Control #OddJobsInSpacemedia.tenor.coma large explosion with a lot of flames and smokeALT: a large explosion with a lot of flames and smoke 010
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Smoking #IsARealTurnOffmedia.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a blue scrub top says you should really quit smokingALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue scrub top says you should really quit smoking 051
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025You ever want to ask the person you love most what the hell is wrong with them? My husband did this. To our bed. 🤷🏻♀️ 020
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Block them. Even in real life, if necessary. #WaysToDealWithToxicPeoplemedia.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and ear buds says " block blickity block block "ALT: a man wearing glasses and ear buds says " block blickity block block " 121
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025#ForgiveMeButYouShould probably get the hell out.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man pointing up with the word get out below himALT: a cartoon of a man pointing up with the word get out below him 021
Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · 15/02/2025What About Bobtail? #EquestrianMoviesmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie sits in an office chairALT: a man in a suit and tie sits in an office chair 121