Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 16mstatic.klipy.comPaul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup LineAlt: Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer telling Elizabeth Banks "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore" 110
Reposted by Count Thotula($396.24/500) 🍿🦢 Singular They @fsociety161.bsky.social · 3h$150 short on rent due TODAY $250+ electric bill by the 9th Please help. Avoiding a $50 late fee would be a blessing. My roommate has literally *never* paid rent late. He was laid off due to Crohns’s last year (work didn’t admit it) and is pursuing legal action but that is long off if ever. 126
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 20mnvm dentist fucked something up I want the numbing back now 230
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 20mI'm gonna bring up this post next time someone tries to armchair diagnose me with eds lol 010
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 1h3 hours is simply too long to still be numb after going to the dentist. This is enough. I am ready to not feel like I have a fat lip now 280
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026One of my friends used to just spend endless hours fishing in it between ranking in league lol. It was her greatest passion 010
Reposted by Count ThotulaChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 7868511690
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026I really really really need to take a new version of this pfp I am like 23 in it 💀 2100
Reposted by Count ThotulaOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it 1239300
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026They could have just not compared themselves to Heated Rivalry at all 💀 My understanding is that Icebreakers was a smut book first as well. They didn't need to give themselves this bad press. 130
Reposted by Count Thotula($396.24/500) 🍿🦢 Singular They @fsociety161.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SMUD has come calling ☎️ Any help at all toward getting this power bill paid is greatly appreciated, $TippyBerkman (cashapp) @/AntifaSheriff (venmo) 027
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026It hasn't done it for a while, but sometimes I just have no service a for a little bit even if I'm at home 010
Reposted by Count ThotulaTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Some of you are following this genocide denier btw 27013
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026I have not been a Presbyterian since the rise in popularity of iced coffee, so I am unsure lol 020
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026Nah. Have a cup of coffee or tea tho. Presbyterians love having a little beverage 190
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2026Presbyterian feels like an easy one to fake at least! I might just think that bc I was raised Presbyterian tho lol 140
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026One of them you have gender twice a week and the other one you have gender every two weeks 140
Reposted by Count Thotulajenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses 201175116
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026my lukewarm take is that a lot of Trader Joe's sweet treats are mid at best. I will live and die by their smoked salmon and port salut on a gf bagel tho 030
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 28/09/2026Sorry I can't hangout today. I'm fighting with someone in a comment section because they called Morey from Gilmore Girls a hippie He is a beatnick dammit!!! There are actual hippies on that show! You don't gotta make up new ones! 0142
Reposted by Count ThotulaPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Update your measles vaccine if you need it and make sure to vaccinate your children. 725163
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/09/2026confounding the age verification algorithm by watching The Carol Burnett show 1121
Reposted by Count Thotulaintrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fuck ICE 0111
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026I'm so fucking sick of these fucking scifi-brained headlines that blame AI itself for doing fucked up shit and not the people who developed it. 0191
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026I love losing my voice at a job interview because I was talking for 45 minutes straight without drinking anything 1130
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026I'm "just said I can't find something on the computer but meant the internet" years old 090
Reposted by Count Thotulaunlawful whatever 🐝 @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please share 11018
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026I am constantly taken aback by his majesty 1282
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026This is a much different viewing experience than what I remember from watching the 2005 movie in preparation for a choir performance where my concert choir did You Can't Stop the Beat in high school lol 150
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026nw I'm like 3 movies away from having watched every film that John Waters ever directed 1120
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026A good thing to do when it's overcast is walk outside while listening to Henry Mancini's Experiment in Terror 150
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026If I see him tomorrow he better be on his best behavior or I am stopping dead in my tracks in the middle of the damn sidewalk 110
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026He was going so fast I didn't get to yell back at him that I had the right of way!!! He needed to be in the damn street 111
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/09/2026imo if you're going 30 on your fuckaas electric scooter on the sidewalk you don't get to yell at pedestrians who have their phones out because they're changing the album they're listening to! 1110
Reposted by Count ThotulaSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy. 12748741145
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026This was my Halloween fit for a work event last year lol 130
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026idk I really liked the split color thing that was going on a few years ago lol 110
Count Thotula @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026nw the squares having unbearable theatre kid energy is killing me 130
Reposted by Count ThotulaJohn Breen @breen.tech · 21/09/2026Help a comrade out after a brutal attack by fascists 02219
Reposted by Count Thotulaunlawful whatever 🐝 @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today during a protest a reporter asked Tommy Allen if he was nervous being in the police station while having an active warrant 😳 He said he didn't know that there was a warrant and she told him the da told the news that a warrant had been issued today for assault and probation violation He fled 45012