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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
// woe! marj upon ye!
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゛𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗝! ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ @cryinglilpussy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
➷ 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
// im on it 🫡
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
// maybe i'll make more south park muses i kinda miss marjorine 💭💭
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
// catching up on south park. hes with us
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
// REAL. REAL. YES.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Snrk – ? [ No, it WASN'T normal, but it's far from the weirdest thing he's ever heard. Turning, he jokingly presents his ass. ] Okay, but like, be REAL with me, Kiri . . do I have a nice ass to make up for my current lack of tits? [ WHEEZE, ]
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
// kenny: omg stoooop
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
// "youre blonde of course you'd have nice tits"
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
[ Dramatic swoon! Hands clasped next to his face as he flutters his lashes and everything! ] Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
[ Staring dramatically off into the distance, face solemn . . ] If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
thinkin hard
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
scratchin my ass rn
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
being mean with my ember at times lol
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// yeah no jada was a LOT. there was always something with her it was insane i stayed around her as long as i did. and like i said even when i tried to get away she was clinging on 😭 but we move on ! we live ! we improve ! /lh her timmy was always Too Much im ngl i kinda enjoyed
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
said i was pleasant and freaky
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
they said i'm the best behaved experiment they gave me lollipops and shit
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// HAHAH UR SO RIGHT THO. SHE HAD A HABIT OF IT. luckily we seem to have ran her off twitter and im hoping she wont be brave enough to attempt to enter the bsky scene, esp considering the major overlap between bsky and twit users if we're lucky the evil is VANQUISHED
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// release the beast
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// HAHAHAHA TELL UR BROTHER HE'S COOL AS HELL. FUCK JADA SQUAD ur doing amazing man don't let anyone tell u different 👍👍 ur doing GREAT. yah but the reason i mentioned her? she had a cartman that she got a LITTLE too into rping to the point the verse booted her lol
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// haiii paws 🥰
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ELLSWORLD! @mirrorepisode.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
ABRA - CA - STABRA!
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
it lead to a whole huge thing that i still have the threads of proof for where she was outed as a trump loving misogynistic weirdo who used to enjoy incest ships 😭
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// as you should and im genuinely very happy you did and how far youve come ♡ unfortunately i DID interact with the other jada before realizing she was awful and cutting her off only for her to start essentially harassing me to forgive her despite me telling her to leave me be lol
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// making sure we're on the same page first im talking abt timmy turner / wannabe voice actor jada btw
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// NOT THAY JADA, THE OTHER ONE, TIMMY TURNER JADA i could NEVER be a cartman kin thats literally satan INCARNATE
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// ohmygod dude did you ever see the shitshow that went down with her
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// do u mean jada or did i miss one
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
mmph mph mmphmph
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ Waving his shitty old phone. ] Caught it, by the way. That's totally going viral everywhere. [ Offering a hand. ]
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
ur so romantic
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
what
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
. . fuckin' sweet, dude! [ that's totally normal. ] you got, like, three seconds of air time,
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New Kid. @kingdouchebag.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
// you guys dont know how hard it is to resist replying to everything with 'mmph mph mmf' and letting everyone fill in the blanks
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
did you not read the groupchat
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ making weird ass hand motions. like he's doing a spell. ] oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . . [ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ] douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
dude it was kyles turn we talked about it in the secret groupchat
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Kyle @threejstrike.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
fucking monarch even.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
wow its so sad cartman was sent to juvy and cant be here for a undetermined amount of time huh
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
dude do you know how fucking sick that would be. princess kenny of the blowjob kingdom. you guys gonna save me mario style or what
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🍬⋆ STAN. ⋆🍬 @fuckeduprighthere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
written by poncho
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ me seeing my two best friends standing together any time ] well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ Laughing now, Kenny playfully rolls his eyes before returning the hug. Kinda nice to be the one held for once . . ] How'd you guess me and that old fuck go way back, huh? Always visiting him, y'know how it goes. Hit a real bad luck streak lately.
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ƬΉΣ FIЯΣBЦG @pxwer2thepexple.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
. . missed you too, man.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ big, beaming grin, hands in his pockets. ] sorry, don't do too many 'heartfelt reunions'.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
think of that next time you say hes not real
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
freddy fazbear came to my kitchen middle of the night and ate my ass
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
MUN INFO: 21 YEARS OLD ( BUT WILL NOT BE DOING ANY KIND OF LEWD, THOUGH JOKES MAY BE PRESENT ALONG WITH DARK THEMES ), GOES BY JAZZY / JAGGER AND SHE / THEY / HE PRONOUNS. SUPER FRIENDLY BUT ALSO HAS ANXIETY.
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