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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
// woe! marj upon ye!
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゛𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗝! ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ @cryinglilpussy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
➷ 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
// maybe i'll make more south park muses i kinda miss marjorine 💭💭
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
// catching up on south park. hes with us
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Snrk – ? [ No, it WASN'T normal, but it's far from the weirdest thing he's ever heard. Turning, he jokingly presents his ass. ] Okay, but like, be REAL with me, Kiri . . do I have a nice ass to make up for my current lack of tits? [ WHEEZE, ]
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
// "youre blonde of course you'd have nice tits"
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
[ Dramatic swoon! Hands clasped next to his face as he flutters his lashes and everything! ] Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
[ Staring dramatically off into the distance, face solemn . . ] If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
scratchin my ass rn
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
they said i'm the best behaved experiment they gave me lollipops and shit
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// release the beast
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// haiii paws 🥰
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ELLSWORLD! @mirrorepisode.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
ABRA - CA - STABRA!
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
mmph mph mmphmph
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ Waving his shitty old phone. ] Caught it, by the way. That's totally going viral everywhere. [ Offering a hand. ]
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
ur so romantic
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
. . fuckin' sweet, dude! [ that's totally normal. ] you got, like, three seconds of air time,
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New Kid. @kingdouchebag.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
// you guys dont know how hard it is to resist replying to everything with 'mmph mph mmf' and letting everyone fill in the blanks
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ making weird ass hand motions. like he's doing a spell. ] oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . . [ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ] douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
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Kyle @threejstrike.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
fucking monarch even.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
wow its so sad cartman was sent to juvy and cant be here for a undetermined amount of time huh
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🍬⋆ STAN. ⋆🍬 @fuckeduprighthere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
written by poncho
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ me seeing my two best friends standing together any time ] well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ Laughing now, Kenny playfully rolls his eyes before returning the hug. Kinda nice to be the one held for once . . ] How'd you guess me and that old fuck go way back, huh? Always visiting him, y'know how it goes. Hit a real bad luck streak lately.
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ƬΉΣ FIЯΣBЦG @pxwer2thepexple.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
[ big, beaming grin, hands in his pockets. ] sorry, don't do too many 'heartfelt reunions'.
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
freddy fazbear came to my kitchen middle of the night and ate my ass
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×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦: @thosebastards.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
➷ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨, 𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧, 𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.
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