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Wellington Thorngage

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📍 Baton Rouge

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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 29/09/2026
I will forever maintain that that left must not let the right claim patriotism as their own and dope things like this are a big part of why
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a banner day for DFW sports
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A&M coaches know this isn’t make it-take it, right?
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s a Dennis Franchione post-forcing-a-turnover drive if I’ve ever seen one.
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Chuck @defnotchuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Texas A&M is winless since they allowed Pete Hegseth on to Kyle Field.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really thought LSU would treat A&M better tonight as thanks for getting Brian Kelly fired.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was bad football
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dad called to say, among other things, that he drove across a major city yesterday RIGHT AFTER GETTING HIS EYES DILATED. 🫠🤦🏼‍♂️🙃
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, an Aggie living in Baton Rouge, who thought there was no way A&M and LSU would both lose today now eyeing that secondary market for next Saturday night like
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Kevin Marquis Rubs Hands - Gaboomfilms
ALT: Kevin Marquis Rubs Hands - Gaboomfilms
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hate to bring the other site over here, but this needs addressing
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/09/2026
still weird that ESPN has not updated their WatchESPN standby card since at least July
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YOUR EVENT IS ABOUT TO START
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JAC 🐔 @jaconthebrazos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least the student section booed Pete.
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Austin 🚎 @signaltap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, he dislikes the word defense and doesn't know anything about offense, our teams performance makes more sense now
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Classic lolol
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Rush Roberts @drcamacho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No wonder we're playing like shit in the second half, this weirdo was probably in the locker room checking testosterone levels at halftime
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Rush Roberts @drcamacho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah yes this is the stuff. Vintage Texas A&M Football disappointment
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s because Pete Hegseth is at Kyle Field.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a 6-6 team.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chuck @defnotchuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is so far from the worst A&M team I've watched. They aren't bad! But they are absolutely not a top 10 team.
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Barrington @barringtonlee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This team wouldn’t make a 24 team playoff
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What the hell
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why does this game have the bottom line?
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NOT TERRY NO
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My fifth grade teacher just shared a post authored by someone else about how we should be grateful for $4 gas because of how impressive the automobile is, that it takes us where we need, etc.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
annie dillard was so real for this
It all seems a pity at first, for I have overcome a fiercely anti-Catholic upbringing in order to attend Mass simply and solely to escape Protestant guitars. Why am I here?
Who gave these nice Catholics guitars? Why are they not mumbling in Latin and performing superstitious ritu-als? What is the Pope thinking of?
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never lived in the town, but the town my parents moved to after I left home, where my mom’s family has roots three-to-four generations deep, and where my dad still lives got placed under a mandatory evacuation this afternoon due to a raging wildfire that started yesterday.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would absolutely dismantle volleyball, swimming/diving, and tennis across the board at the collegiate level. The absolute worst of us are in charge, in case you somehow weren’t following.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s North Dakota State’s music.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz left the game early because his precious flavor of the week was down 23-3, didn’t he?
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
With a little more effort, you can fold the iPhone you already have.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did anyone else’s mother have you taking Barleygreen and Herbal Fiberblend before you could read, or was that just me?
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today I relearned that classic lesson in digestion—if you’re making intentional efforts to up your dietary fiber, you gotta up the water along with it.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes, hello, I’m calling to inquire if gifs are eligible to win a Peabody.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pro: Geography test scores go through the damn roof because it’s the equivalent of injury lawyers having a single digit as their entire phone number. Con: Gotta memorize every last crevice of a map because your GPS is about to be so annoyingly worthless, you want to chunk your phone into a fire.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My father is literally are the only person I’ve heard call the Gulf of Mexico by a different name, and did so unironically. He doesn’t live too far from it, so I guess he had a reason to do so? 🤷‍♂️
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Google Maps, I beg of you: Do not.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The amount the Trump regime has spent waging war on Iran could have... -Funded free school lunches for every child -Lowered health insurance premiums for 20 million people -Doubled the National Park Service budget -Fully funded public radio and television ...with money left over. Priorities.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Forget crosswords and sudoku, the best preventer of mental degradation has to be working your day job while strolling on a walking pad.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't think "neutral" is accurate. Most public figures try to stay neutral. There's nothing special about that. Dolly was different. She said that her politics were simple: "love and acceptance." That's not passive neutrality. It's the conviction of active, courageous inclusion and invitation.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cancel any country music dude bro who even thinks about covering one of Dolly’s songs as a tribute. Make that man persona non grata.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Curious to see how this makes life more affordable, the climate cooler, etc., etc.
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Trump Threatens to Rename Lake Ontario as Trade War With Canada Heats Up
The president’s threat is his latest jab at Canada since trade talks between the two countries broke down.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Okay, so if we eat vegetables we get diarrhea for weeks, best case. If we eat beef, we get who knows what because we’re now bringing in beef that hasn’t been inspected and such. We’re literally speed running towards Soylent Green.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Deeply rude of AllTrails to send me, a resident of South Louisiana, a push notification recommending a hike in Colorado this weekend.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My go to is usually Oklahoma vs A&M in 2006. Jorvorskie Lane in the backfield, 1st and Goal from the OU 2. Twice. Each time, Fran called three consecutive play action passes from shotgun. In hindsight, a miracle none of them were picked. Two field goals later, A&M would lose 17-16.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You ever see a man get castrated in real time?
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you exclude the 91,000 miles on my vehicle, I own a new car.
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Wellington Thorngage @thorngage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you exclude the class I failed in undergrad, I would have a better GPA.
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