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My Roland JX-3P

@thorn.bsky.social
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Maker of Synthwave. Enigma fan for life. Unapologetic exiler of MAGA friends and family. I dream nightly of Thailand.

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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This clown has lived on entire life of imagining something is true and then everyone around him just pretending it’s true to make him happy. At 80 fn years old, he’s finally learning life lessons an 8 year old learns. @deptofwar.bsky.social @deptofinterior.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joe Espada is a shit coach. Anyone who hires him next is hiring a functional idiot. #Astros
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve voted straight-ticket Democratic since 1992. None of this shit is on me. My conscience is clear as fuck. I never sat out on opportunity to defeat Republican Fascism.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m a solid, 35-year-voting-record liberal. I’m not a leftist. And I severely dislike Hassan Piker. But @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social needs to understand I, and liberals like me, have no more tolerance for getting along. We want monies clawed back + long prison sentences so this never happens again.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See, Lefties? Voting matters. Pretending liberals are really right-wing fascists so you can stay on the couch determines your Supreme Court for decades. There are two parties. One is virulently anti-democratic. The other is pro-democracy. These purity games have to stop before we lose everything.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have said that her the only olive branch we can offer the world after Trump is a pledge to honor all ICC extradition requests—from the lowest soldier to Trump himself. @deptofwar.bsky.social @deptofinterior.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @ossoff.bsky.social @jbpritzker.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Americans made a huge mistake in re-electing Trump (thanks, Stein/West voters). But they made at least as big of a mistake in giving him control over government. That mistake gets fixed in 6 weeks. The next two years will be much better. @mark-carney.bsky.social @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It should make everyone sick to their fucking stomachs that @sanders.senate.gov stood on a stage with that Nazi MAGA KING Steve Bannon—arm in arm about AI. Make your case against it without hugging the head Nazi, you sad old fucker.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another way to look at this is that 29% of all Americans would literally drink cynanide-laced punch for this fat old fuck. americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
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Trump Job Approvals and The National Economy
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Putin has to be terrified. He knows Ukraine doesn’t do anything big before thorough planning for contingencies. If he ever did resort to tactical nukes, he has to know they’ve run that scenario to exhaustion and planned accordingly. @ukrainematters.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Ukraine targets Moscow with hundreds of drones on final day of Russian election
At least three people killed and oil refinery damaged as doubts cast over initial reports of ballistic missile use
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MBS is learning what everyone else in the world is learning now. If you want stable, adult leadership, cozy up to Democrats. If you want chaos and backstabbing, choose Republicans. @houserepublicans.bsky.social @commerce.senate.gov @senatebudget.bsky.social @deptofwar.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’d be surprised in my travels abroad. I’ve met more people who are “Donald-curious” than I have who overtly hate him. They’re always surprised when I go off on that fat fuck. They just assume everyone thinks he’s funny and kinda cool. Most people in the world are really not very bright.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thanks, Jill Stein and Cornell West voters. The gift you gave the world will be felt for generations.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t put much stock in the accuracy of Republican pollsters. I think they downplay their support to scare voters off the sidelines and donate monies.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uh-oh, @atrupar.com. You pissed off the human blob. @whitehouse-47.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Very happy for Zverev. He has always had unbelievable talent, just too much variability from game to game to win majors. But he worked his ass off to become a metronome and now he can beat anyone. Absolutely great year for him. @alexanderzverev.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve literally voted straight ticket Democrat (save two Nader votes) since 1992. None of this is on me.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The poster child of an Uncle Tom, if we’re all being honest
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If we had a euro every time some BRICS clown said the dollar was on the way out….
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ben Shelton is a hard guy to cheer for. #USOpen
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tick tock, Elon.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The DNC will support leftist candidates IF they are Democrats. That’s literally their fucking job. They are not expected to support—nor would their donors appreciate—Independent candidates over Democrats. If Bernie wants that institutional support, he can join the party. We’d love to have him.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What comes after Trump? The GOP pushed all their chips to the middle, so anyone who promises more cruelty and authoritarianism is what’s next. They’ve got no choice, and they can’t go back. They’ve are the dictator party now. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
yahoo.com
Beyond midterms, Republicans ponder who comes after Trump
Republicans gathered in Dallas this week to rally behind President Donald Trump ahead of November's US midterms -- even as an unavoidable conundrum loomed beyond the election: who inherits the movemen...
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Canada, stop blaming everyone in the US. This isn’t an America problem. This is a global fascism problem. Italy. Germany. Sweden. Its spreading. We’re just one front of many. And it’ll be coming for you, too. Focus less on borders and more on ideological alignment. @mark-carney.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump wanted to make sure the world felt his presence long after he’s in the ground.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Always the victim
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Congrats to the fucking dumbasses at @deptofwar.bsky.social. Now the Houthis feel emboldened by your incompetence to take bites at the apple. You’ve absolutely made the world a shittier place for everyone. Hegseth and Trump to the ICC. @mark-carney.bsky.social @claudiasheinbaum.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We’re never going to get rid of fake lefties who constantly scan the political horizon for excuses not to vote. Just stop voting. It’s clearly not your thing. When your country needs you, you just can’t step forward. So stop pretending you care.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Republican Party has officially become the most pathetic, whimpering, desperate, no-core entity of my lifetime. I look at a Republican and all I see are neutered males who never actually believed in anything. @houserepublicans.bsky.social @deptofwar.bsky.social @treasurydept.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m American and happy to pay more to help Canada hurt Trump before the mid-terms. I’m all for these 50% tariffs. You punch bullies in their fat fucking faces, and you don’t stop until they give in. And that’s what @mark-carney.bsky.social is doing. And fuck you, Bessent. @treasurydept.bsky.social
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@dennis74.bsky.social @dennis74.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vote Democrat, every democrat that is on your ballot. Be a part of the solution
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social @ossoff.bsky.social @jbpritzker.bsky.social @govandybeshear.bsky.social @petebuttigieg.bsky.social @kamalaharris.com @sanders.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
7 out of 10 voters in Germany this weekend were under 50. The Democratic Party needs to accept that the old way of doing things is dead and gone. When you refuse to understand this, you put us all at risk to global fascism.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Real Christians
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What makes Espada such a weak coach is that last night’s game wasn’t just a game. The White Sox were losing. The Rangers were losing. It was a huge game. And you had a 2 run lead. So you bring in a guy you previously sent down because he was terrible, expecting a different outcome? #Astros
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What protestors should be chanting to @icegov.bsky.social agents are warnings about how time is almost up and that consequences are coming. No insults like “you’re a Nazi” or “you’re a piece of shit.” Just ominous warnings about those legal Cat5 hurricanes barreling just beyond the horizon.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man, am I glad Espada can’t hurt this team for much longer. #Astros
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m proud to be one of those 45,000,000. When my country needed me, I didn’t walk away.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#CollegeRadio
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s why Hamas attacking southern Israel made no sense. That area just across the border was the most pro-Palestinian part of the entire country. If they really had outrage, they would’ve attacked those rogue settlers along the West Bank.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s important that Democrats punish this man for this. His citizenship needs to be scrutinized for underlying fraud, his assets frozen, potentially seized, and citizenship revoked. Playtime is over, Dems. @ossoff.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Obviously, a new President is going to want to end this disastrous Iran war. If the Iranians maximized their leverage, they might tie future use of the Hormuz Strait directly to the extradition of Trump and Hegseth to Iran or the ICC. @deptofwar.bsky.social @ossoff.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@johnfetterman.com @fetterman.senate.gov is cooked. He will not be reelected when he runs in 2028. Doesn’t matter if he runs as a Democrat, Republican, or Independent. He is a sad case, because we had high hopes for him once. He chose poorly, not realizing he was alienating everyone around him.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brought to you in part by Jill Stein and Cornell West voters. Your country needed you in its most dangerous moment, and you failed catastrophically.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump is someone who hates his friends more than his enemies, because he considers friends people he’s already conquered. It’s also why he cheats on every wife over and over. New women, new conquests. He’s the worst human to have ever lived. @houserepublicans.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Putin refused to call his war a war, too.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vote early, because on election night, they’re almost certainly going to do things like call in threats to some polling stations. You run the real risk of not being able to vote on election night. Vote early.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lane Kiffin is the Donald Trump of college football. He’s lived a privileged, consequence-free life with a daddy that made sure he always failed upward. He’ll make LSU a reviled program by people who otherwise wouldn’t care.
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My Roland JX-3P @thorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If the Supreme Court wants to invalidate itself, just get in the way of the people bringing these criminals to justice for their outrageous fuck-you-all corruption. This country is ready to proceed without them. @houserepublicans.bsky.social news.gallup.com/poll/713933/...
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Record-High 89% in U.S. Say Government Corruption Widespread
Perceptions of government corruption in the U.S. hit a record high in 2026, with broad agreement across partisan lines.
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