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Thom Turner

@thomt19.bsky.social
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Harbinger of Pizza. Destroyer of Couch Cushions. O's, Ravens, Arsenal, Wrexham,Terps fan.

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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social @kaigrady.bsky.social Did Mallory Rubin or anyone else point out that Clanker is almost 20 years old, from Clone Wars?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
JC Penney post game? What? They still exist?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social Zach Ertz catches and runs for a TD. You have previously described his play as similar to Adele. Would you like to amend your previous statements?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If you played your cards right you could have anal villainy next to each other.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I don't know the timing, but to me it seems like you went from appearing with @dannybkelly.bsky.social and @dannyheifetz.bsky.social to Seth Meyers. Maybe the biggest step up ever?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Good luck with your business transactions.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
If you win that game, do you get song rights back for Willie Dixon?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
They've busted the last few years. Now it's time for a happy ending.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
They're still riding bikes? They're 30. This is not Holland.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Jennifers first.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social You should definitely watch the Archer Monaco Grand Prix episode (S2, E11) to see how it compares.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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a man in a hat and bow tie is standing in front of a sign that says losing is a disease .
Alt: a man in a hat and bow tie is standing in front of a sign that says losing is a disease .
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Gerg. Because it probably was a name in 20,000 BC.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Marvel wants ALL of the Han Solos this year.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
He also graduated from Villanova. So maybe Ozzie Guillen and Rollie get sainted.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Not before Rollie Massimino.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Try rawdogging an entire Conclave, DK.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Me watching the Orioles.
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a man in a police uniform is speaking into a microphone while saying never love anything
Alt: a man in a police uniform is speaking into a microphone while saying never love anything
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Can't wait until he gets blinded by the sun.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pretty sure the Ringer NFL show are energy vampires. The Ringer NFL Draft Show/Fantasy Football Show are the opposite. Thanks, @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social for not draining me like Andrew Berry. Is Colin Robinson the EP for those guys?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I assume he can throw 3-4 innings if needed.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Happy Anniversary!
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@dannybkelly.bsky.social Milroe, thoughts?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Gonna have to win like the 2000 Ravens. Could be pretty nasty.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Seth McFarland looks like hell.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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a man in a white shirt and blue jacket says can you dig it
ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue jacket says can you dig it
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@kentremendous.bsky.social Somebody owes you some money.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I guess bananas are going to cost $11 a piece now.
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a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The Pink Panther movies are the best.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Kevin Brown with an Oasis reference for Soto's K of Duran. #Orioles
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social Solak is not impressed with your guy.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
That'll do it.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hang on, does this mean the Steelers only option is the darkness retreat?!
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Can't wait to hear DK and Craig's notes for the Russ experience.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I had a similar thought.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I grew up believing that if there were an autocratic government that needed overthrowing, the Beatles would save you with music. What artists are capable of that now? Doechii? Kendrick? Billy Strings? Or does Ringo need to mess some stuff up?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Think how good it would have been if it was called Fantastic Computer.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This one is gonna be an instant classic. Metcalf, Rodgers, Tommy Cutlets...
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Rodgers as well?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
That's great. This place needs good people. Wanna watch the match on Sunday over some sort of app?
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@hoodoofactory.bsky.social
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social @kaigrady.bsky.social Love the Elbow shout out. Check out their song Grounds for Divorce. You might recognize it from Captain Morgan commercials like 8-10 years ago. Great song.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you want to see some fantastic classical piano with a sense of humor, check out Cateen on YouTube. The man is incredible and funny.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Can't blame him. Gets to spend the next four years in Canada.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Looks great.
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Straight outta Tablisi
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Merry Christmas, Tavie!
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The Anti-Get Back
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Thom Turner @thomt19.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
4-0! West Ham, what are you doing?
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