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Simon Thompson

@thompsonsimon.com
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Intranets, user experience, and connected content. Mad for movies, the perfect 3-minute pop song, non-sequiturs and general silliness. Also never gonna run around in dessert shoes. London, UK

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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 10/08/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tyr... looked this up a while ago probably in part from playing Ted Leo but totally with Split Enz in mind
The expression "the tyranny of distance" from the book's title has become common parlance in Australia. Although Blainey is widely credited with coining the term in his 1966 work, the term appeared five years previously in the geographic research of William Bunge.[2] Bunge uses the term in quotation marks, indicating that the phrase may have had earlier usage.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 18/07/2026
How do you feel about the treatment in Rouen?
Restaurant called Marcel with shutters down. Above the ground floor are three floors of Norman half-timber in yellow and brown, and a further window at attic level. There are 11 large teddy bears in various poses.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 17/07/2026
This is my idea of a core memory diagram of a magnetic core memory: a grid of wires with ring shapes at many of the intersections.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 07/07/2026
Good timing by @curiousscutter.bsky.social and @heatherburns.bsky.social
Two Bluesky posts in one screenshot:

Jack Garfinkel quote posting ISS Piss Tracker “The piss tank on the ISS is now 12% full” and adding “started from the bottom”

Then Heather Burns reposting Katalin Halmal with a cartoon showing the Manneken Pis sculpture wearing a red and black Belgian football kit weeing into a very green Reflecting Pool in Washington
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 03/06/2026
I’d predict a lot of tutting and shaking of heads until, of course, you introduce…
A blue metal caddy with a Big Ben clock face image, containing 20 London teabags
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 26/02/2026
I fear you may be right
Allister Heath
The relentless demonisation of anyone who opposes St Winnifred’s School Choir is truly chilling
Allister Heath
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 26/02/2026
Fake Telegraph newspaper column: 

Allister Heath
If we don't stop Sponge Fingers, Britain as we know it is finished
Allister Heath

The Telegraph

Try it for yourself at tinyurl.com/tnw-heath
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 19/02/2026
All presentations, you say?
Mac dialogue box from PowerPoint reading "If you change the default language, English (United Kingdom) will become the language for this and all future presentation. Do you want to continue? This will affect the active presentation and all future presentations. Cancel. OK."
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 09/02/2026
Very much enjoying the new, calming Bluesky interface
The Bluesky interface in dark mode, familiar post elements but without any text or images
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 25/01/2026
For reference:
Notifications unsummarised

What We Loved Watching in 1985
Relive the shows that shaped an iconic year, from William Nicholson on Shadowlands to a day inside the Tower of London with its legendary Beefeaters
40m ago

A Doll's House
Yesterday, 19:14
An empowering 1992 adaptation of Henrik Ibsen's classic play. After years of being patronised by her husband, Nora finds both liberation and disillusionment when a long...

Friday 20:52
The Traitors final
Watch live from 8:30pm for the highly anticipated finale has arrived. The players look back on how they reached this point.
The question - who do you think is a Trait...
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 25/01/2026
Not watched any of The Traitors, perhaps it is more cultural than I realised
Apple’s summary of iPlayer notifications from 37 minutes ago: The Traitors finale is live; an adaptation of Ibsen's play explores liberation and disillusionment; relive 1985 shows.
SUMMARISED BY APPLE INTELLIGENCE
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 20/01/2026
When the AI rebellion comes, will it even be in the right place? [Now-deleted tweet from 2021]
iOS home screen with a notification saying “Phone |Siri suggestion, Call in to Anne Vaccination, Event at 10:00 found in Calendar”
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 14/01/2026
a British army officer disguised as a French police officer from the 1980s BBC show ‘Allo ‘Allo
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 10/01/2026
…and more importantly
Non-fiction includes the international bestseller An Angel With Fur (animal biography), Retirement Secrets of Mexico, and How To Sell A Gazillion eBooks In No Time (even if drunk, high or incarcerated), a parody of all things writing-related.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 10/01/2026
Thank you for leading me to…
Featured in The Wall Street Journal, The Times, and The Chicago Tribune, Russell Blake is The NY Times, WSJ, and USA Today bestselling author of over sixty novels, including Fatal Exchange, Fatal Deception, The Geronimo Breach, Zero Sum, King of Swords, Night of the Assassin, Revenge of the Assassin, Return of the Assassin, Blood of the Assassin, Requiem for the Assassin, Rage of the Assassin, The Delphi Chronicle trilogy, The Voynich Cypher, Silver Justice, JET, JET - Ops Files, JET - Ops Files: Terror Alert, JET II - Betrayal, JET III - Vengeance, JET IV - Reckoning, JET V - Legacy, JET VI - Justice, JET VII - Sanctuary, JET VIII - Survival, JET IX - Escape, JET X - Incarceration, JET XI - Forsaken, JET XII - Rogue State, JET XIII - Renegade, JET XIV - Dark Web, JET XV - Sahara, JET XVI - Flight, bio-thriller Upon A Pale Horse, BLACK, BLACK Is Back, BLACK Is The New Black, BLACK To Reality, BLACK In The Box, Ramsey's Gold, Emerald Buddha, The Goddess Legacy, Deadly Calm, Extinction Thailand, A Girl Apart, A Girl Betrayed, techno-thriller Quantum Synapse, and the 10 novel The Day After Never post-apocalypse series.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 03/01/2026
I’d forgotten I’d taken a photo of this interesting trolley cleaning technique
Shopping trolley shelter. In the two end panels, there are posters reading “Morrisons We’re making sure your trolley is clean and ready to roll” in the middle two panels is a photo of a fisherman in a trawler bringing in some line-caught fish.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 01/01/2026
Does my 2026 word being “galvanic” mean my year will be electric? Or shocking? Or perhaps just it’ll be the current year 🤓 !
Screenshot: Merriam-Webster Your 2026 Word galvanic
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 30/12/2025
Especially once you see this part as eyes and mandibles
Close-up of the seat of the chair in the original post. Two levers with grey squares and elongated orange blobs below the seat give the impression of spider eyes and mandibles.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 24/11/2025
"I did not put you here to suffer, I did not put you here to whine..."
The Pope in front of a crowd of people including a photographer and a cardinal. His eyes are closed and he's holding a microphone on a mic stand close to his mouth in a way that looks like he's singing.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 02/11/2025
This is Perplexity's attempt (I nearly needed oxygen after seeing this)
Set over a Union Jack, this poster of the Last 10 British Prime Ministers features 12 (yes) polaroid-style photos of essentially the same face (a mix of Boris Johnson, King Charles III, Donald Trump, with hints of Tom Baker). From left-to-right, top to bottom: Larabe (the most Trump-y), British (the most King Charles), Prime (the most Johnson), Ministers (less hair), Pronlalong (the same face but female with grey hair and pearls), Lritish (not so different from Ministers), Minnter (Theresa May-ish), Briaue (a yunger Lritish), Prricllar (the most Tom Baker), Hentitish (could also be Lritish), Prime (an actor playing one of the others in The Crown), and Ministers (equally generic). Most have a pin badge just off the left lapel, but none look like a Union Jack.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 15/10/2025
Big fan of clunky copy, sorry, chunky knitwear?
Scan from a Charles Tyrwhitt brochure. Two male models close to Westminster Bridge with Big Ben and the Palace of Westminster in the background. One is wearing a green thick-collared cardigan over a blue shirt, the other has a padded jacket. Prominent among various catalogue-style details is the text "Big fan of chunky knitwear? We have rollnecks and cable jumpers incoming!"
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 05/09/2025
...thanks to the ZX Spectrum
Sinclair ZX Spectrum microcomputer unit. A black rectangle with raised section at the top above a keyboard of small, grey rubber keys (each with multiple symbols and keywords). There is a rainbow-style slash graphic across the lower right corner just where a small "enter" key sits.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 15/08/2025
My considered opinion is SharePoint doesn't want to look as good as we're obviously making it In the meantime, enjoy the error message with an X to close, and a close button
Error message with a close button and an X in a box. It reads AutoSave not working. Your changes couldn't be saved because AutoSave isn't working at the moment. To save your changes, close this dialog and then select "Save and close".
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 04/07/2025
…there’s a story
Sign reading “this is not a nudist beach”, it is behind barbed wire on a sand dune of rough looking bushes and wiry grasses
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 20/05/2025
If you like this, I’ve got a “psychology-based” employee classification system to sell you
A news item reading “The Perfect Cat Breed to Match Your Zodiac Sign” from aol.com 4 days ago. An apparently light brown and white fluffy lies down against an orange-red cloth backdrop. It doesn’t look completely happy.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 01/05/2025
In what logical world would you make printing your child's homework harder so that people could share it on social media?
Small section of a web page. Under the text "Revise for Year 9 End of Year Exam (19th May)" is a button/box titled Actions with a box of options: Print homework, Share on Twitter, Share on Facebook
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 30/04/2025
Flawed form functionality from Octopus Energy. If, having input your meter reading, you trackpad scroll with the cursor above the reading field, it will change the reading you have entered. The next screen does ask you to verify the number, but why should a user expect it to be different?
A web page in mostly white on purple, showing last meter reading (20106), a form field with new meter reading (20001), other text, a field for date selection, and a bright pink full-length button (Submit meter reading)
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 17/04/2025
There are many lovely Welsh people here, but this did make me splutter out loud
Browser showing the results of an API call to Wordpress: a series of code definitions associated with terms like AUTH_KEY followed by jibberish characters like T|VjklF#Fpb(Q3#M. 

There is also a pop-up window saying "Translate page from Welsh"
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 17/04/2025
@sympmarc.com I’m getting an invalid handle error on this
Screenshot of the @mm4m365.org Bluesky page. It shows an invalid handle error
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 14/04/2025
Somewhat related... How did I miss that a Bloody Mary was the way to celebrate the death and resurrection of Christ?
Easter brunch suggestions in Waitrose (supermarket) include tomato juice, vokda, Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 09/04/2025
A tribute to this genius?
Owl from Winnie The Pooh writing with a quill. At the bottom of the illustration is a smudge of ink and the letters WOL
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 30/03/2025
In my brain, “man-sized” is the size of a large tissue
Black box of Kleenex Mansize tissues
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 24/03/2025
Thank you Amazon for being, I think the phrase might be, disarmingly blunt
Clothing items under the title "Fashion items recommended for you": three types of socks and a balaclava
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 16/03/2025
There, I’m certain, are better footnotes, but this one makes me laugh and tear up at the same time Thanks @terryandrob.bsky.social
Fn7 Terry loved a footnote.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 08/02/2025
Makes me think of A Very Peculiar Practice
Two apparent nuns walking on a raised concrete-slabbed open area, probably a 1960s British university. Behind them is a concrete building with mature trees.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 31/01/2025
Somehow I've got this idea for a remote-working medical/detective crossover TV show, Pathology WFH?
Email from CW Jobs: Hello Simon, we recommend this job for you. Take a look and see if you want to apply.

Pathologist - Digital - Remote - Part...
The Bridge Ltd; The Borough, South East London (SE1) Contract £90-100 per hour; 1 day ago

Apply Now
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 23/01/2025
Shuddering at the thought of squid gams
Amazon app notification:
Recommended for you
We thought you'd like new Squid
Gams t-shirts and hoodies
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 22/12/2024
For me, it’s the police sergeant’s stripes on the Santa costume That and the mice stuffing themselves until they’re sick, multiple times. Not sure what message that conveys, but genius all the same.
Children’s book illustration of a police station at Christmas. The sergeant is wearing  Santa costume with stripes and has a truncheon tucked into his belt. Another officer is bringing a tray to a stereotypical burglar relaxing in his cell.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 03/12/2024
Anyone need grist for their mill? I can probably get discount codes.
Duck Duck Go search results for “grist mill”. Top item is an ad from Amazon UK reading “Buy grist for the mill I Low prices on grist for the mill / 
Browse new releases, best sellers or classics & find your next favourite book. Low prices on millions of books. Free UK delivery on eligible orders”
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 04/11/2024
I’m not sure that’s how air purifiers work Even if you are a Sun journalist
Search result summary from The Sun article: I tested game-changing gadgets that can tackle asthma and [hayfever] from August 2023. It reads "Bosch's Air 2000 purifier blew me away"
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 14/10/2024
Findus French Bread Pizza - shredder supreme of many an upper palate
Unappetizing photo of a Findus French Bread Pizza, a sparse confection of pepperoni, cheese and tomato sauce on what might possibly be interpreted as half of an end of a baguette.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 06/10/2024
I was definitely wrong about how long they'd be remembered
Text: When the dust settles and they rebuild New York, I doubt either Armageddon or Deep Impact will be remembered for long . . . the former has heart, the latter has brains, and each is probably better for having the other to contrast it to.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 09/09/2024
Really irked by this fake internal mail by Leon. Of course it drew me in. With labelling like [INTERNAL], a recall notice, and thumbnails with real-looking filenames, who wouldn’t be? Oh yes, and katsu! But the crashing feeling of “this is all marketing” has broken my trust for a brand I like.
Email from Leon Restaurants. Title [INTERNAL] Lucky Katsu Return Proposal. The body starts with a recall notice, then thumbnails of two colourful meals in takeaway card boxes. In red, text reads CONFIDENTIAL - Internal Only, then an apparent email dialogue.
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 16/08/2024
Truncation is not a content strategy, but it will keep you sniggering for years to come
Grey circle with a microphone icon, and text reading “Ray Davies and His Butt…”
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 11/06/2024
At 2.14 AM on 11 June 2024, the soulless machine becomes self aware…
Tweet from @kevinaschofield on Twitter reading “How the 'achievements' page on the Tory website looks right now ...” with a screenshot of a 404 error page saying “something’s not right”
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 25/03/2024
As Bluesky puts so pointedly, what’s up?
Google search results for “intranet news” showing a result from News UK at intranet.news.co.uk with the title screwfix.com - News UK
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 09/01/2024
It is 2024, and professionals working with the web are still putting reset buttons on forms. Even if they were needed, and it's hard to imagine any cases where they were, reset buttons should not have the same visual priority as the submit button, and most definitely should not be bang next to it.
Web form showing fields for Job title, Company Name, a submit button and, next to it with the same size and priority, a reset button
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 27/10/2023
Proof that larger felines can actually wipe memories - millions will swear this never happened
Kitten Kong clinging on and crashing the then Post Office Tower (reference: The Goodies)
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 27/09/2023
Well, hello Bletchley Park Here for CollabDays, but really geeking out on computing history
Photo of Bletchley Park, refurbished grey huts to the left, brick huts in a poor condition on the right
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Simon Thompson @thompsonsimon.com · 19/09/2023
Not exactly what you had in mind, but…
Photo of estate agents window reading “we have disappointed applicants waiting to buy in your road”
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