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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

@katelynburns.com - just here to say you’re doing our last name proud! “Sick Burns”?!? That’s gold. I applaud you. I now feel like I’m wasting mine away.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Everyone should have the chance to sit in first class on a plane once in their lives so they can experience the looks of absolute disgust that people give you as they walk by. The others have clearly deemed me unworthy of these seats. Don’t know how people do this regularly?! It’s uncomfortable!

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I’m sorry but do people start Elf on the Shelf Nov 1 because with all due respect that makes me want to barf

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I just read that Dolly Parton is unwell and I don’t think I could handle us losing Dolly right now! Ahhhhhh

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I’m reading The Nightingale and I wonder if when @kristin-hannah.bsky.social wrote she imagined people seeing such parallels in modern life. If you aren’t terrified, you aren’t paying attention.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Is there any greater glow up than LGA?! Like, you go girl. You did it.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I love how I don’t eat breakfast unless it’s free and then I eat allllll the breakfast. Never met a breakfast buffet I didn’t devour.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social - looking to chat with someone from the pod re: Clue! Sent a IG DM too.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

@seejanemarie.bsky.social - I’ve been bingeing recent Dream episodes and literally every episode spurs at least one long and intense conservation with someone. So good. 10/10. No notes. (Also love magic, fyi)

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I keep getting served up these “airlines hate ChatGPT because I got this $2k flight for $200” and then they explain that they took 8 connections on weird budget airlines and left 3 weeks later than planned and vacationed for one night before heading home. Pass.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

@realgdt.bsky.social - my seven year old is a quirky bird in the most beautiful and wonderful way. He is obsessed with “bad guys” and monsters and he’s always creating. When you are next in Toronto, if we can buy you coffee, I want him to see that the world in his head can lead him to great things!

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

@donhopkins.bsky.social - on a desperate search to introduce my son to Sim City 1989-1991 edition and casting a WIDE net on how to do that. Not just willing to pay, but WANT to pay. The memories I have of that game are worth their weight in gold.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

According to the InStyle newsletter I’m somehow signed up for, a LOT of celebrities usher in seasons with controversial clothing.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I’m so obsessed with these. All the crypto bros hyping these around inauguration - look at the crashes! Not such a great investment now is it?!

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I feel like mom-life means the pangram in todays @nytimes.com #spellingbee was an instant get! @sbsolver.com

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Every now and then I’m just going to write things like “sorry I’ve been quiet lately on here” as if I have legions of fans waiting my next pearl of wisdom.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Guys I just invented a song called “I’m cold and I’m grumpy” and I don’t want to suggest that it’s the best song ever but it’s def top ten

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I alternate between finding this all funny, and then being terrified at what it could become. I don’t want to be the 51st state. I don’t want war. I don’t want to be in opposition. And I have read enough history to know those things aren’t impossible.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Wyna’s phoning it in a little bit here… #connections

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.? In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

If you’re still on TikTok after all that Trump love you probably deserve to be controlled by the Chinese governments sketchy algorithms.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

@bicyclebaskets.bsky.social @amyayers.bsky.social had to screen grab the top of my feed! How’s this for proof that BlueSky attracts all types?!? ;)

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Someone with more time than me needs to create a forum where you can ask a group of librarians if a book exists - but not publicly in case your goal is to then write said book. #librarians #books #writing (do we hashtag here?)

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Social media algorithms are hilarious because they give you a click-bait posts where you click to find out what it’s about, then whatever it was about, they serve you a MILLION TRILLION more of those posts, even though you only clicked on it in the first place because you didn’t KNOW what it was.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

@99pi.org @romanmars.bsky.social - this Mini Story on the snooze button COULD NOT BE MORE TIMELY for us. Ooooooh boy. (I’m the guilty party - snooze-a-holic over here!)

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

If you need me on Feb 1st, I’ll be busy.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I’m looking for good book recommendations that don’t have “heartbreaking” in the description. It’s surprisingly hard.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Have we talked about how problematic it is that Taylor Sheridan’s constant defiant-act-of-choice for his “strong anti-hero” characters is that they smoke inside?

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

As a parent, I think I need to unfollow any non-parent adults on social media because oooooooh boy do their holiday kidless travels give me ENVY.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I love being present when a perfect kid-picture is taken and being privy to the very not perfect reality!

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Based on what I’ve eaten today, I’m either part Elf or imminently diabetic.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

No one loves a homophone like Wyna Liu loves a homophone

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

This feels like something people here would enjoy!

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Today’s delivery - the cheap t-shirt I added to cart to get free shipping on the sweater I actually wanted, which hasn’t shipped yet.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

If autocorrect is an indicator on the progress of AI I’m more worried about annoyance than it ‘taking over’. Its insistence this morning that when I typed “snow plowing” I meant to write “snow pliéing” was baffling.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Sick of being sick. Tired of being tired. Frustrated at everything I want to be doing but can’t.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I’m not sure WHY I need a popsicle flask, but I just know in my gut that I need one.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low…and then called her doctor to discuss upping the dosage on her antidepressants.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

If you have been on a hunt for a designer vintage-inspired *piece of wood*, today’s your lucky day! It’s on clearance!

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I really enjoy reposting without comment. I feel like social media has conditioned us to need to add an opinion. But I just want the original post to speak for itself.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

In the pages of information around this medication, it is INSANE how hard it was to figure out how many to take. So I have to resort to this, for future me.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Do you have an Excel spreadsheet for Black Friday / Holiday Shopping or are you doing it WRONG?!

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Life is getting worse in small but noticeable ways almost every day, but on the other hand, the quality and variety of the frozen pizza aisle has never been better.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

You know what would be awesome? If when I get a shipment notification email it had any sort of identifying information on what the fuck the shipment IS. That would be fun.

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Heather Burns @heatherburns.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

My six year old told me I have big feelings which says a lot about both of us.

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