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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 20/03/2026

Got distracted. What did I miss?

Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 27/09/2025

In 1984, MI6 obtained genetic material from all four of the Beatles. After discarding Ringo's, their DNA was used to make England's most handsome man. All of which was an attempt to produce an adequate 007 successor for Connery. Little did MI6 know they had accidentally invented Paul Hollywood.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 11/08/2025

Alright, kids, listen up. If you're gonna steal booze, just do what we always did. Drill a hole through the wall of the liquor store where they keep the good stuff and drink whatever comes out.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 27/07/2025

1. Harry Potter Finds a Rock 2. Harry Potter Finds the Basement 3. Harry Potter Goes to Jail 4. Harry Potter Goes to the Olympics 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 6. Harry Potter in High Noon at Mega Mountain 7. Harry Potter Scared Stupid 8. Harry Potter and the Return of the King

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 26/07/2025

Still in the shadows, but thank you for noticing! ☺️

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 26/07/2025

My favorite audio book is Cardi B's WAP, as read by Ben Shapiro.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 24/07/2025

Open that binder and RELEASE THOSE FILES!

The Epstein files.
Binder by Lisa Frank.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 24/07/2025

That's not what Iron Chef is? What are the chefs actually made of?

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 24/07/2025

...Is this a trap? You know, for jokesters?

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 24/07/2025

That's why they call me "Floor Cookies"

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 23/07/2025

Babe, you didn't even finish your Ecto Cooler.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 21/07/2025

That carpet looks soft, but the baseboard could use one more coat

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 21/07/2025

What the hell is Peach doing with all those power stars anyway?

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

Okay...I found tickets to Will Smith: Willennium, live at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center (Saratoga Springs, NY). Purchasing...

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

I feel the same way about Garbage.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

Ramble hard, trudge softly, and don't straggle. Stragglers get eaten by wolves.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

Not with all these Joker posters and Funko Pops. No way.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

Aye-aye, Commando! Perhaps we should call a haberdasher with surplus trousers? Too much Donald Duckin' out here.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

I avoid conflict by climbing the nearest tree

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

At least you got pants on. That must mean you're in charge around here.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

I liked it when Batman and Endgame fought Kazaam.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

It was like a magic trick. Cracked the can (Polar, strawberry watermelon), and the thing fluttered out from between hand and can with a hiss of carbonation.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025