iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 20/03/2026

Got distracted. What did I miss?

Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 27/09/2025

In 1984, MI6 obtained genetic material from all four of the Beatles. After discarding Ringo's, their DNA was used to make England's most handsome man. All of which was an attempt to produce an adequate 007 successor for Connery. Little did MI6 know they had accidentally invented Paul Hollywood.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 11/08/2025

Alright, kids, listen up. If you're gonna steal booze, just do what we always did. Drill a hole through the wall of the liquor store where they keep the good stuff and drink whatever comes out.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 27/07/2025

1. Harry Potter Finds a Rock 2. Harry Potter Finds the Basement 3. Harry Potter Goes to Jail 4. Harry Potter Goes to the Olympics 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 6. Harry Potter in High Noon at Mega Mountain 7. Harry Potter Scared Stupid 8. Harry Potter and the Return of the King

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 26/07/2025

My favorite audio book is Cardi B's WAP, as read by Ben Shapiro.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 24/07/2025

Open that binder and RELEASE THOSE FILES!

The Epstein files.
Binder by Lisa Frank.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 24/07/2025

That's why they call me "Floor Cookies"

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 23/07/2025

Babe, you didn't even finish your Ecto Cooler.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 21/07/2025

What the hell is Peach doing with all those power stars anyway?

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 17/07/2025

A moth just flew out of my seltzer water. Still drinkin' it.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 15/07/2025

How do you get cat vomit off of a Rembrandt?

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 15/07/2025

My air conditioner just shut off on its own. Set it to power saver, but it's still creepy in here.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 14/07/2025

Breakfast? For dinner? Are you outta your - sheesh! Breakfast for dinner. I can't begin to - wow. Breakfast for dinner? Breakfast for din - who even?

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 14/07/2025

Uh, dirrty (dirrty) Filthy (filthy...) Nasty Christina, you nasty (yeah) Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party (woo!)

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 11/07/2025

They call it a Veyronimus Rex. A cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a 2011 Bugatti Veyron. It's unstoppable.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 10/07/2025

Life is like a box of chocolates. Some people taste good, some people taste bad, but we're all gonna get eaten.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 06/07/2025

Baby, baby, baby When you touch me like this *castanets* And when you hold me like that *castanets* It was gone with the wind, but it's all coming back to me

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 04/07/2025

Watching foreign films all day today, bay-bay!

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 03/07/2025

God, I'm so depressed. I was looking forward to this for years, spent thousands of dollars, and trained rigorously, only for some idiot to go and spoil the ending to Mario Kart World.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 02/07/2025

I still think about Jeeves sometimes. There was so much I wanted to tell him. So much I wanted to ask.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 30/06/2025

I wish I could buy my own skeleton. I'd pay good money for it.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 30/06/2025

The walls are closing in. And that's great! I could really use a hug.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 29/06/2025

Mary & Daisy [RJ&AB_ALT] by Thomas J. Padden (2015) #digitalart #animation #illustration #RJ&AB #pride

The characters Mary Gloom and Daisy Deathless from the series Rufus Jones and Anonymous Boy by Thomas J. Padden. A punk-rock wasteland warrior and a goth couture fashion designer power couple.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 27/06/2025

Been practicing my death drop! I'll let you know when I'm back from the hospital! 🕺😊🏥

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 25/06/2025

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to-" said the priest as his glock fell out of its secret hiding place. "Ooops! Wrong bible!"

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 23/06/2025

Hitting the haute couture runway in my finest Spiderman zentai

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 21/06/2025

When you get old. Like me. The crows find you. They land on your windowsills, peck at yer panes, and gesture conspicuously towards their Timex™ wristwatches. Clock's a' tickin', bucko.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 19/06/2025

"You cannot follow both Christ and the cruelty of Bowser."

Pope Leo XVI addressing the Cardinals and members of the Mushroom Kingdom.

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 19/06/2025

I'm lookin' for the kind of therapist who's sturdy enough to cradle me in their arms while singing this song: youtu.be/EYGGd2NKwtI?...

youtu.be

手嶌葵「森の小さなレストラン」（Official Audio）

YouTube video by 手嶌葵

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