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Thomas Howard Riley

@thomashowardriley.bsky.social
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author of rated-R fantasy sagas | cat whisperer | father of 2 tiny superheroes | history nerd | guitarist | swordfighter | evil wizard | lover of chonky books | notorious car radio singalong extraordinaire thomashowardriley.com

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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank you!!!
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you Rowena! I am so glad you loved this book and I can’t wait to see your review! 🫶🫶🫶
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GOODREADS LINK: bit.ly/4ttLySl
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The Heroes We Never Were
An aging drunk former knight who cannot escape the wrec…
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Amazon Link bit.ly/4eLOMMw
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Amazon.com
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THE HEROES WE NEVER WERE is out now! Book 1 of A Tale Of Fools And Legends War looms and a tragic disgraced drunk knight with an affinity for murder must investigate an assassination plot and can’t trust anyone but an arcane child and a huge dog Inspired by Hobb, Abercrombie, Lynch & GRRM
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A.J. Calvin @ajcalvin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I have a new book review today! The Monsters We Feed by Thomas Howard Riley is a dark, fast-paced standalone with a complex magic system - and it's a story about siblings. I enjoyed this one!! Full review: fanfiaddict.com/review-the-m... #booksky #bookreview @thomashowardriley.bsky.social
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Book review: The Monsters We Feed by Thomas Howard Riley
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Read the full reivew at FanFiAddict.com
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That part of coming down with a cold when you look it in the eyes and say fuck you I’m going to get my cardio in anyway
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sent the files off for the physical copies Now we wait…..
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’ve been working nonstop on 2 chonkers this year (1st 100% done, 2nd 90% done) and I’m in need of relief Next I’m looking forward to writing a few short books (for my sanity) before I move ahead with my full length book agenda I’m keen to keep each to a 40k-90k word range
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The vet bills and urgent care bills have been so expensive that I’ll have to delay submitting the physical versions of The Heroes We Never Were for a bit. I am pretty disappointed but life loves to throw wrenches into the works. We’ll get there.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I never learned the proper way to type. Everything I’ve ever done has just been my index fingers furiously picking away at the keyboard like lunatic chickens fighting over the last bit of feed.
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Charlie Cavendish @charliecav.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Spotlight Indie - FOMO Party
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
ARC TEAM SIGN-UP FORM: forms.gle/5AWiExeS5LvK...
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Join the ARC Team for THE HEROES WE NEVER WERE
Hi, I’m Thomas Howard Riley. Thank you for considering joining the ARC team for THE HEROES WE NEVER WERE!!! A little about me: I'm a writer of rated-R epic and dark fantasy sagas, where characters ar...
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Here they come! I am beyond excited to finally have this in the hands of readers & can’t wait to see what my ARC team thinks! This story has been percolating in my mind a long time and it’s WILD to finally be sharing it DM me or sign up below if you’d like to join the ARC team!
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m going for it!
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
As soon as I got the kids to bed early, I poured myself a drink, prepared a snack, set up my workstation, laptop all set, manuscript files open, notes prepared, ready to go…. And promptly fell asleep on my keyboard Now I have 286 pages of ssssssssssssss
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fan service for my freaks always comes first! ☺️
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I can’t wait to show you! I’m so excited! I feel like it’s been a thousand years since I’ve had a book out
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Only 3 DAYS until cover reveal time But I’m going a little crazy waiting so… FOOT REVEAL!
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Where would you rank this on the scale of one to unforgivable? Saying “I got bookmail today!” Then not showing the bookmail
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Trying to write stories that frequently cross into grimdark territory when your baseline brainwaves are a nonstop buzzing frenzy of monty python and the holy grail skits is not easy
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I wrote a book called THE MONSTERS WE FEED. This is that book. - dark fantasy noir with swords - tragic pseudo-reliable protagonist - quirky companions - sorcerer serial killers - violent corrupt underworld - underground magick society - a healthy dose of murder & betrayal
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
thou shalt not put thy pineapple upon thy pizza for it is sin
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Sometimes there is no traumatic backstory Sometimes a person is just an asshole
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
How can I make the very last page of this 680 page book even sadder?
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My daughter used to pronounce raccoons “baccoons” when she was 2 and now that she is 3 she doesn’t call them that anymore and instead just calls them raccoons and I’m sad about it and so I’m going to kill off your favorite side character.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Thank you so much! 🙏
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Announcing my new series!!! Passing gas is no joke, it’s life or death Arm yourself with fiber Prepare to experience the world of a flatulence-based magic system, where what you eat the day before can be the difference between victory & defeat! No swords. Just beans.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I write books sometimes Last Gasp is a quick brutal emotional gut punch Kasaban is achingly dark, cruel, hopeful and character driven Monsters is fantasy noir up to its neck in violence, spice, and magick Immortals is epic, multi-pov & questy w/magick duels & sword fights
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
🙌🙌🙌
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Authors who are editing are liars Well, all authors are liars to the extent we write fiction but that’s not what I mean I mean we swear to ourselves over and over again that we are done working on a manuscript but then we JUST. KEEP. WORKING. ON. IT. And by authors I mean me
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
“This main character is making too many stupid irrational decisions” Sooooo you’re saying they’re too realistic?
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I reserve the right to use the british spelling “grey” at all times and I shan’t be argued with
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’ve been looking over what the medical diagnosis and/or cause of death labels would be for injuries from magick in my books. RESULTS: explosive amputation catastrophic barotrauma thermal annihilation disintegration total body disruption cozy little things like that
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I have this urge to go through my kindle and buy physical versions of all the indie books I already own the ebooks of even though I haven’t read them yet
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The characters in my books talk a lot After numerous attempts to curb my penchant for dialogue I may have to accept that this is just the way I am and my characters are going to banter like there’s no tomorrow
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Literally my eyes rn
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This energy drink blowing up in my face the second I open it and spraying everywhere is a lot like writing a book
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When I sprinkle lore in my stories much of it is just texture to make the world feel lived in. A reader is definitely not required to study or memorize every name or family history. If it’s pertinent to the plot I’ll make sure it’s mentioned often enough you learn it by accident.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Starting to get a teensy but excited about the cover for THE HEROES WE NEVER WERE
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I write rated-R fantasy books I like prologues chapter-titles & em-dashes I’m a fan of profanity & a sucker for cool maps I like single pov novellas & epic multi-pov sagas I’m a lore superfan & never one to shy away from spice or violence If you’re cool with that we can hang
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
authors write books - yes! talk about other people’s books - yes! talk about your own books - er, no
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The best preparation for writing I had was sneaking into hospital parking garages with my sword fighting crew each week dressed all in black wearing skull codpieces and beating the shit out of each other in the middle of the night.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I hope you are prepared. You will receive the very first ARC when they are ready to go out 😁
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thanks you! I can’t wait to get it in your hands! Hopefully have some news on that fronts soon.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m so excited!!! I think you are going to LOVE it.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This is the face of an author who is extremely hyped to finally be able to say this It’s done. It’s finished. It’s a BOOK. No more tweaks, touch ups, edits, revisions, second thoughts I am very, very, VERY tired but I am oh so happy right now I can’t wait to share it with you
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
best eyebrows in the biz
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