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Thomas Howard Riley

@thomashowardriley.bsky.social
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author of rated-R fantasy sagas | cat whisperer | father of 2 tiny superheroes | history nerd | guitarist | swordfighter | evil wizard | lover of chonky books | notorious car radio singalong extraordinaire thomashowardriley.com

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Rowena @neaththepumpkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today is the day! Happy book birthday to @thomashowardriley.bsky.social! I am so happy to see this one out in the world. It was my book of the year last year as I was lucky enough to read an early version and it was I stayed up all night to read and then proceeded to scream about 😂 and the final
Cover for The Heroes we Never were by Thomas Howard Riley. A knight with sword drawn, a massive hound and a young girl with magic face three attackers coming down a flight of stairs.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THE HEROES WE NEVER WERE is out now! Book 1 of A Tale Of Fools And Legends War looms and a tragic disgraced drunk knight with an affinity for murder must investigate an assassination plot and can’t trust anyone but an arcane child and a huge dog Inspired by Hobb, Abercrombie, Lynch & GRRM
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A.J. Calvin @ajcalvin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I have a new book review today! The Monsters We Feed by Thomas Howard Riley is a dark, fast-paced standalone with a complex magic system - and it's a story about siblings. I enjoyed this one!! Full review: fanfiaddict.com/review-the-m... #booksky #bookreview @thomashowardriley.bsky.social
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Book review: The Monsters We Feed by Thomas Howard Riley
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Read the full reivew at FanFiAddict.com
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That part of coming down with a cold when you look it in the eyes and say fuck you I’m going to get my cardio in anyway
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sent the files off for the physical copies Now we wait…..
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’ve been working nonstop on 2 chonkers this year (1st 100% done, 2nd 90% done) and I’m in need of relief Next I’m looking forward to writing a few short books (for my sanity) before I move ahead with my full length book agenda I’m keen to keep each to a 40k-90k word range
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The vet bills and urgent care bills have been so expensive that I’ll have to delay submitting the physical versions of The Heroes We Never Were for a bit. I am pretty disappointed but life loves to throw wrenches into the works. We’ll get there.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I never learned the proper way to type. Everything I’ve ever done has just been my index fingers furiously picking away at the keyboard like lunatic chickens fighting over the last bit of feed.
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Charlie Cavendish @charliecav.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Here they come! I am beyond excited to finally have this in the hands of readers & can’t wait to see what my ARC team thinks! This story has been percolating in my mind a long time and it’s WILD to finally be sharing it DM me or sign up below if you’d like to join the ARC team!
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
As soon as I got the kids to bed early, I poured myself a drink, prepared a snack, set up my workstation, laptop all set, manuscript files open, notes prepared, ready to go…. And promptly fell asleep on my keyboard Now I have 286 pages of ssssssssssssss
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Only 3 DAYS until cover reveal time But I’m going a little crazy waiting so… FOOT REVEAL!
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Where would you rank this on the scale of one to unforgivable? Saying “I got bookmail today!” Then not showing the bookmail
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Trying to write stories that frequently cross into grimdark territory when your baseline brainwaves are a nonstop buzzing frenzy of monty python and the holy grail skits is not easy
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I wrote a book called THE MONSTERS WE FEED. This is that book. - dark fantasy noir with swords - tragic pseudo-reliable protagonist - quirky companions - sorcerer serial killers - violent corrupt underworld - underground magick society - a healthy dose of murder & betrayal
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
thou shalt not put thy pineapple upon thy pizza for it is sin
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Sometimes there is no traumatic backstory Sometimes a person is just an asshole
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
How can I make the very last page of this 680 page book even sadder?
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My daughter used to pronounce raccoons “baccoons” when she was 2 and now that she is 3 she doesn’t call them that anymore and instead just calls them raccoons and I’m sad about it and so I’m going to kill off your favorite side character.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Announcing my new series!!! Passing gas is no joke, it’s life or death Arm yourself with fiber Prepare to experience the world of a flatulence-based magic system, where what you eat the day before can be the difference between victory & defeat! No swords. Just beans.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I write books sometimes Last Gasp is a quick brutal emotional gut punch Kasaban is achingly dark, cruel, hopeful and character driven Monsters is fantasy noir up to its neck in violence, spice, and magick Immortals is epic, multi-pov & questy w/magick duels & sword fights
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Authors who are editing are liars Well, all authors are liars to the extent we write fiction but that’s not what I mean I mean we swear to ourselves over and over again that we are done working on a manuscript but then we JUST. KEEP. WORKING. ON. IT. And by authors I mean me
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
“This main character is making too many stupid irrational decisions” Sooooo you’re saying they’re too realistic?
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I reserve the right to use the british spelling “grey” at all times and I shan’t be argued with
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’ve been looking over what the medical diagnosis and/or cause of death labels would be for injuries from magick in my books. RESULTS: explosive amputation catastrophic barotrauma thermal annihilation disintegration total body disruption cozy little things like that
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I have this urge to go through my kindle and buy physical versions of all the indie books I already own the ebooks of even though I haven’t read them yet
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The characters in my books talk a lot After numerous attempts to curb my penchant for dialogue I may have to accept that this is just the way I am and my characters are going to banter like there’s no tomorrow
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This energy drink blowing up in my face the second I open it and spraying everywhere is a lot like writing a book
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When I sprinkle lore in my stories much of it is just texture to make the world feel lived in. A reader is definitely not required to study or memorize every name or family history. If it’s pertinent to the plot I’ll make sure it’s mentioned often enough you learn it by accident.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Starting to get a teensy but excited about the cover for THE HEROES WE NEVER WERE
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I write rated-R fantasy books I like prologues chapter-titles & em-dashes I’m a fan of profanity & a sucker for cool maps I like single pov novellas & epic multi-pov sagas I’m a lore superfan & never one to shy away from spice or violence If you’re cool with that we can hang
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
authors write books - yes! talk about other people’s books - yes! talk about your own books - er, no
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The best preparation for writing I had was sneaking into hospital parking garages with my sword fighting crew each week dressed all in black wearing skull codpieces and beating the shit out of each other in the middle of the night.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This is the face of an author who is extremely hyped to finally be able to say this It’s done. It’s finished. It’s a BOOK. No more tweaks, touch ups, edits, revisions, second thoughts I am very, very, VERY tired but I am oh so happy right now I can’t wait to share it with you
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m getting really excited about book related stuff here. For the first time in a long time. This story has been cooking in my brain for years and it feels so good to have it nearly ready.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ok so JUST the final action sequence of THE HEROES WE NEVER WERE is now longer than the entirety of THE LIGHT OF KASABAN I think I’m finally back to my epic chonky ways
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
at the end of the day, appropriate grammar is whatever you say it is
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Penelope thinks you should be reading right now
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
whether you love editing or hate it, one thing is certain: by the time you are finally done revising your book, no matter how much you love your characters and story, you have gone over it so many times you can’t stand it anymore and would do anything to work on something new
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
epic fantasy author: *trying to come up with wacky ideas for this effed up brutal execution scene* 2yr old: “daddy, hang me upside down by my feet and swing me around” epic fantasy author: 🤔💡😱 “are you writing this scene or am I?”
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
me: *receives criticism* “I shall respond to this eloquently, reflect on it as it pertains to my overall growth as an author, chuckle about it with friends and peers, and consider it a positive experience” me: *receives praise* *deer in headlights for literally hours or days*
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
As a book reviewer you should always rate books however many stars you want. Just remember that any rating less than 17 stars is literally murder and murder is illegal.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If you know me even a little this should not come as much of a surprise
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I keep telling you all that I’m editing but all I seem to be doing is adding words I go to remove a less than stellar line of prose and suddenly get an idea for a whole new paragraph I may need an intervention
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I think about this scene a lot
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Rest assured, the moment you are most confident in your WIP you shall see a video online of someone saying *whatever kind of book your book happens to be* is the worst kind of book and the video has 50k likes 😂
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The 0th rule of writing: Don’t be a petty douchebag. It’s not cool.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It looks like I’ve gone ahead and written another novella….
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We lie the hardest to ourselves. I have sworn for weeks that I am finished tinkering with this manuscript and yet here I am STILL DOING IT. Granted I am adding important little touches to flesh out one aspect of the story I’d left a little shallow, BUT STILL.
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Thomas Howard Riley @thomashowardriley.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A few gifts going out to readers today The wrapping is color coded to the book covers of course
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