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Thomas Hansen

@thomashansen.bsky.social
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty; I'm that Jungian thing... $TSLAQ OG PSA: Elon Musk is a dumb persons idea of a smart person… E. Beatrice Hall fan youtu.be/KMEViYvojtY

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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
TV 2-serien «Kollaps - Profeten i Bærum» På en gård i Bærum leder tidligere mangemillionær Christian Sønstebø et miljø som deler hans oppfatning om å forberede seg på samfunnets kollaps. Selv blir han guidet av kall fra Gud, og har store planer for seg og sine nærmeste: play.tv2.no/serier/kolla...
TV 2-serien «Kollaps - Profeten i Bærum» 

På en gård i Bærum leder tidligere mangemillionær Christian Sønstebø et miljø som deler hans oppfatning om å forberede seg på samfunnets kollaps. Selv blir han guidet av kall fra Gud, og har store planer for seg og sine nærmeste:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hello 911? I'd like to report a murder! Kacey Musgraves just killed Kristy Noem:
KACEY
@KaceyMusgraves

I don't think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

Kristi Noem
@KristiNoem • 1 d
lIl take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I'm choosin' Texas, I'll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.

James Talarico
11h • O
Thank you for having me last night, Kacey Musgraves!
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New Alfa Romeo Cuorerosso Mamma mia, che bellezza, diamo un'occhiata a questa dea:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fy faen Nettavisen, går ikke an å lure med en slik overskrift! 🤭 #Clickbait
Overskrift: Kong Haakon trekker seg 

I saken: fra VM-komité
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As my original post states🤭
You know the story; we all know the story. The 2CV was designed as a car for rural French farmers, a sort of mechanical replacement for a horse or mule. Much of the car's design brief was based on this idea; in fact, lead engineer André Lefèbvre was given these design parameters:
"Design a car that has room for two farmers in boots and a hundredweight of potatoes or a barrel of wine, is at least 60 km/h fast and consumes only three liters per 100 km."

in addition to this, there was the famous requirement that the 2CV should be able to drive across a plowed field with a basket of eggs on the passenger seat without breaking a single egg. This was accomplished via the incredibly soft suspension and clever interconnected suspension springs, connected to both the front and rear suspension arms on either side:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More from Peugeot here: 816 hp. Radical Feline Future design. Technology developed with Peugeot Sport. Meet the most powerful #Peugeot ever built: #ET16 #ConceptCar #BEV
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More here:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The French bringing the heat this year… The E-T16 Concept, a modern reinterpretation of the legendary 205 T16 double world rally champion in the 1980s. An 800bhp electric two-seater with ultra-sporty accents that looks & sounds like a response to Renault's Turbo 3E
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My guess is a Smartphone Video Rig, kinda poor people gyro🤭🤓 Not the same as pic, but you get the idea…

ULANZI U Rig Pro Smartphone Video Rig, Filmmaking Case, Phone Video Stabilizer Grip Tripod Mount for Videomaker Film-Maker Video-Grapher for iPhone Xs Xs Max Xr iPhone X 8 Plus Samsung, Black
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Go together like a horse and carriage This I tell ya, brother Ya can't have one without the other Citroën 2CV Fourgonnette Concept
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose… Source: digital.library.ucla.edu/catalog/ark:... TITLE: Demonstrator protests illegal raids by the Immigration Department, Los Angeles, 1940s PUBLISHER: Los Angeles Daily News COLLECTION: Los Angeles Daily News Negatives
A woman in downtown Los Angeles, a picketing demonstrator protests illegal raids by the Bureau of Immigration and Naturalization (referred to on her sign as the Immigration Department).
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They literally outFrenched themselves, and I am so happy we can share this excitement🤭🥳🥰 The lights, the radio, the picnic basket, the benches, the everything🤪🍾😎 I find new things to love every time I watch it;-) And room for Easter or Kinder Eggs🤤🥰
A little room for eggs in the door
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Det gledes🥰❤️ Og plass til (Kinder) egg til dessert må det jo være:
Integrert eggholder i døra på den nye 2CV
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fun fact: The new 2CV comes with an integrated Kinder Egg holder:
An egg (or kinder egg) holder in the side of the door of the new 2CV
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More 2CV design details and literally some Easter eggs. (The in-door egg storage nods to the original 2CV's legendary egg-friendly design brief "not break a basket of eggs while driving over ruts in a field")
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Italians entered the chat:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And interior:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Here’s the new Citroen 2CV electric. And - they say - the production car will look even better. On sale in 2028 for €15,000 (£13,000) #BEV Ht: @steve-fowler.bsky.social
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Legendary clip of Pete «WhiskeyLeaks» Hegseth welcoming the sailors from U.S.S Abraham Lincoln home to San Diego: #SNL
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Please don’t use his Lego order number T517579349 to fuck with his shipment🤭 $TSLAQ 🍿🍿
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I just asked Grok @Bot to research the most fun Lego Star Wars kits for young kids and order them. As easy as that.
11:55 €
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The Lego order went through. It's order T517579349: all 5 sets for $241.34 on your Amex, shipping free to West Lake Hills in 3-5 business days. The receipt goes to my inbox, and I'll pass along tracking once it ships. X should have a lot of fun with these.
• New routine "Lego order shipping watch"
I'm keeping an eye on my inbox for Lego's shipping email. I'll send you the tracking link and delivery date here as soon as it arrives.
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Så bra, bare hyggelig og helt enig🤓❤️ Skal selv kontakte fastlegen på mandag, og gleder meg til å gå på apoteket for å hente ut nye legosett på blå resept😝 Kommer til å gjøre underverk for økonomien min🥳 Et lite utvalg til din inspirasjon/økonomisk ruin/glede:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t worry! A guide:
Flow chart:

Do you have a problem?
Yes
Can you do something about it?
Yes
Then don't worry.

Do you have a problem?
No
Then don't worry.

Do you have a problem?
Yes
Can you do something about it?
No
Then don't worry.
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And you try and tell the young people of today that … they won’t believe you!
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Det var bare en konto som delte denne videoen:-)
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More than 2,000 personnel from six nations (UK, Netherlands, Canada, Germany, Norway, USA) are deployed across Scotland & the North Sea, for the commando-led workout designed to rehearse allied crisis-response operations in the High North & North Atlantic region. Exercise Strike Warrior #WeAreNATO
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scottish man wakes up on strangers couch after party… #Legend
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The brilliant Olivia Colman reading Lady Compton's also brilliant 1618 letter with a list of gentle demands to her husband Lord William. Tbf, one wouldn't want to stand mumping alone, would one..? Ht @letterslive.com
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fake pic, but hopefully Jack Smith will make this T-shirt real🤭
Jack Smith in T-shirt (manipulated) with text:

I SAW
CAITLIN CLARK
PLAY IN MARYLAND
ON FEB 3, 2024
AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS ALIBI
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems fine… 🤭
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024: CC: Sen. Eric Schmitt Ht @meidastouch.com
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, six-zero miles west, declaring an in-flight emergency, request straight-in approach to land on runway zero seven.” «Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, US Air Force Tactical, engine problem, 2 souls, zero plus four-five fuel-on-board» Pics of SR-71 & pilots in Bodø via Habubrats
“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, six-zero miles west, declaring an in-flight emergency, request straight-in approach to land on runway zero seven.”

“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, US Air Force Tactical, engine problem, 2 souls, zero plus four-five fuel-on-board.

Pics from Bodø via Habubrats“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, six-zero miles west, declaring an in-flight emergency, request straight-in approach to land on runway zero seven.”

“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, US Air Force Tactical, engine problem, 2 souls, zero plus four-five fuel-on-board.

Pics from Bodø via Habubrats“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, six-zero miles west, declaring an in-flight emergency, request straight-in approach to land on runway zero seven.”

“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, US Air Force Tactical, engine problem, 2 souls, zero plus four-five fuel-on-board.

Pics from Bodø via Habubrats“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, six-zero miles west, declaring an in-flight emergency, request straight-in approach to land on runway zero seven.”

“Bodø Approach, Belmont 86, US Air Force Tactical, engine problem, 2 souls, zero plus four-five fuel-on-board.

Pics from Bodø via Habubrats
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
«This goddam titanium is causing premature aging. I'm not talking about on parts. I'm talking about on me.» Kelly Johnson Also in pictures: The SR-71 in raw titanium (sourced in secret from USSR;-) and then black paint
«Titanium, however, proved to be a particularly sensitive material from which to build an airplane. The brittle alloy shattered if mishandled, which meant great frustration on the Skunk Works assembly line... Conventional cadmium-plated steel tools, it was soon learned, embrittled the titanium on contact; so new tools were designed and fabricated-out of titanium.»«This goddam titanium is causing premature aging. I'm not talking about on parts. I'm talking about on me.» (с) Kelly Johnson

Also in pictures: 

The SR-71 in raw titanium (sourced in secret from USSR;-) and then black paint«This goddam titanium is causing premature aging. I'm not talking about on parts. I'm talking about on me.» (с) Kelly Johnson

Also in pictures: 

The SR-71 in raw titanium (sourced in secret from USSR;-) and then black paint«This goddam titanium is causing premature aging. I'm not talking about on parts. I'm talking about on me.» (с) Kelly Johnson

Also in pictures: 

The SR-71 in raw titanium (sourced in secret from USSR;-) and then black paint
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jimmy Kimmel is back baby, and by that I really mean Molly McNearney, executive producer and co-head writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (and also wife;-) 11/10 performance:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The 1912 Baker Electric car retrofitted with a solar panel in 1960 was the worlds first solar powered car. The panel cost $20,000 (~$226,000 today) The Baker electric, seen here driving along country roads in Oxted, Surrey, could run for 1 hour at 32 km/h after 8 hours sun charge;) 🎥 British Pathé
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Hello Pia, I’ve read about your story in the papers. You sound like a badass. I am an artist from the UK and I’ve made some work about the migrant crisis, obviously I can’t keep the money. Could you use it to buy a new boat or something? Please let me know. Well done. Banksy.” #TimelineCleanse
The vessel, named Louise Michel after a French feminist anarchist

Painted in bright pink and featuring Banksy artwork depicting a girl in a life vest holding a heart-shaped safety buoy, the Louise Michel sails under a German flag. The 31-metre motor yacht, formerly owned by French customs authorities, is smaller but considerably faster than other NGO rescue vessels.

Photograph: Ruben Neugebauer
The vessel, named Louise Michel after a French feminist anarchist

Painted in bright pink and featuring Banksy artwork depicting a girl in a life vest holding a heart-shaped safety buoy, the Louise Michel sails under a German flag. The 31-metre motor yacht, formerly owned by French customs authorities, is smaller but considerably faster than other NGO rescue vessels.

Photograph: Ruben Neugebauer
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thirty-four days before she's sent to prison, notorious Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes invites a skeptical film crew to document her every move. What begins as an intimate portrait becomes a mind-bending three-year journey. Here is official trailer You Can See Everything
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As always: CC: TACO Trump
The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm
O Vis oversettelse
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
X.com
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Probably the best explanation of the credit and housing bubble collapse that led to the 2008 financial crisis, since Margot Robbie explained mortgage-backed securities and subprime loan in her scene from "The Big Short." Hang it in the fucking Louvre!
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forslag til klistremerke på bilen:
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Russia sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Russia reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
The Golden Sir
@screaminbutcalm

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“ Sheeran, seen here looking at both sides of the issue” 🤭😂😂😂
“ Sheeran, seen here looking at both sides of the issue”
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SNL UK's "Weekend Update" on Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour. Epic stuff:
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The purrfect cat name doesn’t exi….
Text over picture: THE PERFECT CAT NAME DOESN'T EXI…

A very handsome cat, with name tag and text: 

MY NAME IS
GIOVANNI GIORGIO
BUT EVERYBODY
CALLS ME GIORGIO
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ser ut som du husker ganske riktig?
hoka klæbø
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to personhets me…
Thomas Hansen
@thomashansen.bsky.social

E. Beatrice Hall fan
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New ad from the Norwegian Consumer Council @forbrukerradet.bsky.social about the declining lifespan, repairability and enshittification of products: Planned obsolescence v 2.0 Read their report forbrukerradet.no/shortlife
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The new commercial for Apple iPhone Duo kinda rocks…
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also see:
Elon Musk

Subsidy whore
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Philippine Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro Kicking ass and taking names when respondeding to a note from the Chinese side during the Seoul Defense Dialogue (SDD) 2026 in Seoul, Republic of Korea. Europe; take notes! #Masterclass HT Phillipines DoD
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
«Idiocracy», the 2006 American film directed and produced by the legendary Mike Judge, is a documentary!
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