𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 5hI've got 2 huge UT fans in my immediate family, so there have been so real gentle "doin ok, bud?" txts sent 020
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 5hCheck it out, Lisa! You can actually see the exact moment their hearts all ripped in half! 150
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 5hLonghorns fans in similar “wellness check needed” territory after this weekend 1100
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 5hDavid Brooks, living the “Nazi Card” meme… youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...youtu.beNazikeule im Dritten Reich | Browser BallettYouTube video by Browser Ballett 061
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 8hHappy Sunday, bsky! It was a nice autumn… while it lasted… 2100
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 20hRuin a book by adding a word. The Romance of the Three Burger Kingdoms 2183
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 20hIf only there were some form of live, moderated interlocution exercise that the two of you could engage in, on stage, for the cameras, Ken. One that James already invited you to several times, Ken. Alas! No such thing must exist for you the get these answers, Ken… 0131
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 20hThe upright know praise is a tax the tyrant levies on every tongue. Once paid, it flows into his treasury. Yet mockery is the one currency his purse cannot bear. - Fang Xiaoru, posthumously, still not sorry 0151
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 20hWhen a Tyrant-Usurper demands of one universal praise, the learned and moral gentleman needs must pen: 燕賊篡位. 1130
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 21hIndeed, they’re the kind of stories most worth telling, yet often the least trod, because of the effort required to do it properly Anyways, back to my own simple little tale 050
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 22hdid it leave its horn in the car or somethin? 250
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 22h... the problem is, you might pick a really weird cycle where instead of sticking around just long enough to get to make a TV show & network like you actually wanted, you *might* accidentally win & then feel like you have to keep that con-job rolliing long term... 091
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 23h"... Now watch me blow up this Caribbean fishing boat." 091
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 23hWait, I thought they didn't want the fake lamestram libtard news media to cover them anymore. "No, wait, actually, you *have* to cover is with your mics that are better than Newmax's, otherwise it's not fair." It's the exact inversion of how they feel about stuff like wedding cakes for gays. 071
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Then you wait for someone who’s either 9 or 79 to try it and steal all the gold and shard their gear 0130
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is the same tier of what would typically be malicious trolling known as “omg it’s so cool they just put in a safety feature where if you type you acct name and pw into chat it auto-filters it. Look: my acct name is ********* and my pw is *************” 1150
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sure, Elon. Just send me a photo of your credit card and I’ll upload it to grok and start buying shit. 2302
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026mmkay, but now look at the writers and diectors... 080
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I do want to point out that of the 8 episodes of Carrie, 5 were written by women, 1 was written by a non-binary person, 2 were written by Flanagan himself. Additionally 4 of the 8 episodes were directed by women, with the other 4 directed by Flanagan himself. 810018
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He really is just trying to smear every single thing with so much of his own shit that we get tired of cleaning it off before it's all expunged & accidentally miss something. That's quite literally his "legacy strategy." 051
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026> i pull out a chart and explain in great detail how last time i got the Level 1 Mild heat #5 and I couldn't walk right for a week afterward. > the cashier just smiles and says 'got it, sir. no spicy at all. no problem. >#5 No Spicy arrives > its too spicy. 150
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026bonus points is the pictures are your primary method of communicating with the waitstaff. And hand signed like making a spicy/hot face and waving at your mouth and then crossing your arms in an X and just say "#5 No spicy. NO. SPICY. OK?" 1130
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oh Donald, 202012284
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[PAXTON]: "Is it Crimson Sky?" [TRUMP]: <knowing half-smile a second before the blade drops> www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...pbs.orgTrump wants Talarico and Paxton to debate. Talarico couldn't be happierWhen Democratic nominee James Talarico stopped holding campaign events in the Texas Senate race, his Republican opponent Ken Paxton saw an opening to pounce. 180
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026As though "Isaiah" isn't also a common name in English... mmmkay, DeSanctimonious... 010
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[ZHAO GAO]: "Bixia, this humble servant comes bearing a simple gift for His Eminence - behold, the finest stallions procured directly from distant Ferghana..." 0131
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Apparetly calling the huricane 'Isaias' is not an "American enough" name for some rightwingers. Very well - I proposed a modest compromise: Hurricane Ivanka. 051
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oh, it's not 'American' enough. fucking jesus. Just name it Hurricane Ivanka, then. Much more 'American.' 110
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026they're claiming they can't say the name "Isaias?" Like, they're tongue-cursed? Or is it a naming taboo? 110
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The battle raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed, but eventually A champion stood, the rest saw their better: 041
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[VINCENT VEGA]: “You know the craziest thing about Europe, though, they got all the same shit we got here, but it’s just a little different.” [JULES WINFIELD]: “example?” [VINCE]: “Like you know what they call black tea with raspberry in Paris?” 0150
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The road virus heads to South Carolina... 140
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So nice that Sir was able to just decant another clone-body. Welcome back, Natalie 1.5! Or was it Karoline 2.0? ... er- Keyleigh 3.0? Ivanka 4.0?... 480
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026But I really don't think anyone's biting that lure at this point. 1131
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The red diesel thing won't do shit. It'll probably temporarily lower diesel costs by a few cents right now, and cause longterm problems down the line ... which is basically the point. 4527
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trump is obsessed with building monuments to himself because he knows exactly how many monuments were built to the man he idolized & emulated his entire life around: Roy Cohn. 080
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"the fact that it's overtly violent" ... as if putting 2,500 volts through someone isn't "overtly violent." ... as if pumping them full of drugs to induce a heart attack isn't "overtly violent"? Yes it is. 0132
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It this shit, exactly right here. This is what I'm talking about: 1151