𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 4hLonghorns fans in similar “wellness check needed” territory after this weekend 1100
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 4hDavid Brooks, living the “Nazi Card” meme… youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...youtu.beNazikeule im Dritten Reich | Browser BallettYouTube video by Browser Ballett 061
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 7hHappy Sunday, bsky! It was a nice autumn… while it lasted… 290
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 19hRuin a book by adding a word. The Romance of the Three Burger Kingdoms 2183
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 19hIf only there were some form of live, moderated interlocution exercise that the two of you could engage in, on stage, for the cameras, Ken. One that James already invited you to several times, Ken. Alas! No such thing must exist for you the get these answers, Ken… 0131
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 20hWhen a Tyrant-Usurper demands of one universal praise, the learned and moral gentleman needs must pen: 燕賊篡位. 1130
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 20hIndeed, they’re the kind of stories most worth telling, yet often the least trod, because of the effort required to do it properly Anyways, back to my own simple little tale 050
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 21hdid it leave its horn in the car or somethin? 250
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 21h... the problem is, you might pick a really weird cycle where instead of sticking around just long enough to get to make a TV show & network like you actually wanted, you *might* accidentally win & then feel like you have to keep that con-job rolliing long term... 091
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 22h"... Now watch me blow up this Caribbean fishing boat." 091
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 23hWait, I thought they didn't want the fake lamestram libtard news media to cover them anymore. "No, wait, actually, you *have* to cover is with your mics that are better than Newmax's, otherwise it's not fair." It's the exact inversion of how they feel about stuff like wedding cakes for gays. 071
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 23hSure, Elon. Just send me a photo of your credit card and I’ll upload it to grok and start buying shit. 2302
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I do want to point out that of the 8 episodes of Carrie, 5 were written by women, 1 was written by a non-binary person, 2 were written by Flanagan himself. Additionally 4 of the 8 episodes were directed by women, with the other 4 directed by Flanagan himself. 810018
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He really is just trying to smear every single thing with so much of his own shit that we get tired of cleaning it off before it's all expunged & accidentally miss something. That's quite literally his "legacy strategy." 051
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026bonus points is the pictures are your primary method of communicating with the waitstaff. And hand signed like making a spicy/hot face and waving at your mouth and then crossing your arms in an X and just say "#5 No spicy. NO. SPICY. OK?" 1130
Reposted by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oh Donald, 202012284
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[PAXTON]: "Is it Crimson Sky?" [TRUMP]: <knowing half-smile a second before the blade drops> www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...pbs.orgTrump wants Talarico and Paxton to debate. Talarico couldn't be happierWhen Democratic nominee James Talarico stopped holding campaign events in the Texas Senate race, his Republican opponent Ken Paxton saw an opening to pounce. 180
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[ZHAO GAO]: "Bixia, this humble servant comes bearing a simple gift for His Eminence - behold, the finest stallions procured directly from distant Ferghana..." 0131
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Apparetly calling the huricane 'Isaias' is not an "American enough" name for some rightwingers. Very well - I proposed a modest compromise: Hurricane Ivanka. 051
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The battle raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed, but eventually A champion stood, the rest saw their better: 041
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[VINCENT VEGA]: “You know the craziest thing about Europe, though, they got all the same shit we got here, but it’s just a little different.” [JULES WINFIELD]: “example?” [VINCE]: “Like you know what they call black tea with raspberry in Paris?” 0150
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The road virus heads to South Carolina... 140
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So nice that Sir was able to just decant another clone-body. Welcome back, Natalie 1.5! Or was it Karoline 2.0? ... er- Keyleigh 3.0? Ivanka 4.0?... 480
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The red diesel thing won't do shit. It'll probably temporarily lower diesel costs by a few cents right now, and cause longterm problems down the line ... which is basically the point. 4527
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trump is obsessed with building monuments to himself because he knows exactly how many monuments were built to the man he idolized & emulated his entire life around: Roy Cohn. 080
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Here's the thing, though. Fucksticks like Vance say shit like, "Well, I wouldn't watch it" & distance themselves from this particular act of barbarity. Did JD balk at the repeated videos of US strikes on Carribbean fishing boats? At blowing up an Iranian girls' school? www.cnn.com/2026/10/09/p...cnn.comHegseth wants America to watch a firing squad execution. It’s drawing backlash | CNN PoliticsDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s confirmation Thursday that the firing squad death of the Fort Hood mass shooter will be livestreamed was swiftly met with bipartisan outrage and questions over how the... 3170
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The prospect of "If Dems retake Congress, then they'll be able to impeach Trump again" is a lot like saying, "Well, maybe this third time if we shoot the werewolf with regular, lead bullets, it'll be effective! Worth a shot, right?" 5130
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It may be early to say whether the new Carrie miniseries will live up to the promise, but personally I'm inclined to trust the guy who made "Dracula, But A Meditation On Faith Itself" on a NE island of 100 people 050
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Written Chinese: the "You really had to be there" of languages to export... 1192
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#350 - Taiping 25: Rings Within Rings “But they were, all of them, deceived... for another ring was made.” Ambiguous omens, concentric circles, & markets that stay open no matter what. In 1861, everyone at Anqing was reading the signs. Almost no one read them right. megaphone.link/ARML1443138637megaphone.link#350 - Taiping 25: Rings Within Rings by The History of China 082
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can think of few worse games than one based entirely on Nikita Bier’s hopes and dreams. And the idea that his friends would want to play that game? Or buy it? Or that he has friends? Nice try. 2100
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Anyways, here Wonderwall…” <YMCA starts anew> 080
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026absolutely terrible, stupid framing. DOGE could have *only* been a "missed opportunity" if it had been conceived, planned, & implemented exactly opposite of how it was, by people who did not think like they did, for goals antithetical to their actual goals. 319747
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Whereas I've always considered him kinda a happy, smiling lil axe-guy 2029958
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026子不侵: What the Master Would Not Invade The Master said: An amphibious invasion is improper on every count. 1st: it cannot be correctly named, for it is neither a war on land nor a war at sea. It is taught that when names are not first properly rectified, affairs shall not succeed... 1101
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hautman's blue wing teal got the 29-cent stamp, while Norm Gunderson's mallard only got the 3-cent and you're laughing? You're laughing... 140
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There is something to this. As thrown into such stark relief by the botch Christa Pika execution, the shadow-puppet theater of the "Humane Execution" is part of the reason it remains so acceptable to so many. If we demand blood & vengeance as "Justice," at least let's be honest about what it is. 0151
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've seen some well-meaning replies to this with the "stop stop her's already dead" reply gif but actually:static.klipy.comMore Kylo RenALT: More Kylo Ren 0182
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In China, getting this excited about wearing a green hat is a very niche interest... 2171
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The gleeful viciousness of their vengence-fantasies - collective & individual alike - is really something. Something to be studied. Preferably from behind several inches of tempered glass and a steel door. 0150
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I Just Discovered a New Drink Craze Sweeping the Mid-Rim: Blue Milk. It's Delicious, It's From Organic Banthas, & the Health Benefits Are Out-Of-This-World!" 1120
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I can feel the trickle-down reaganomics leaking onto my head and face now. It’s warm. 2181
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[PETER]: "When you come in on Monday & you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'We're calling it 'Super Intelligence' now'?" [LAWRENCE]: " . . . No. ... No, man. ... Shit, no, man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' sumin' like that, man." 1111