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@thisturby.bsky.social
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Brandon Tanev, goalies, assorted silly hockey things

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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Lympics #swayman #goalie
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You guys look, this precious baby angel got his very first NHL goal and his friends are so happy for him 😭 #SeaKraken #berklycatton #rykerevans #jaredmccann #kitty #garth #mccanndyman
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Oh hey look, it's the fellas #SeaKraken #canner #tolvy #melly #emotionalsupportselfie
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Idk about you but I'd be kinda scared if Karts was comin' at me like this, like my dude means business #SeaKraken #tyekartye #kartyepartye #karts
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I love Ryan Reaves no matter where he goes 🦈 #shorks #reavo #ryanreaves #celebrini #mack #sanjose #sharks
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ugh, I love a Turby goalie snug 🥰 #brandontanev #nhl #thisturby #turbo #goaliesnugs #mammoth
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is the Turby content I needed today, thank you Mammoth admin #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #mammoth
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This Turby went to check out some shooty hoops with the fellas. New set of fellas but that's ok #brandontanev #turbo #turbotuesday #thisturby #mammoth #utahjazz
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron #SeaKraken #thiswints #ryanwinterton
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This Matty is all like "ok first of all, bitch...." #SeaKraken #mattybeniers #thismatty
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Sometimes Will Ferrell is the best part of hockey #kings #willferrell
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Casual Turby is a very good Turby. Very good Turby indeed. #brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby #turbotuesday #mammoth
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Emotional support selfie #SeaKraken
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Jumping through your asshole to sign a rapist isn't a good look
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
He should be the face of everything #brandontanev #turbo #nhl #thisturby #mammoth
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Me joining the conversation with a joke that makes things 1000 times worse #SeaKraken #masonmarchment #thismush
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Mammoth admin is DELIVERING 🩵 #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Preseason is horseshit because there's never any good content and fuckers get hurt and shit but at least now there's this weird fish photo shoot #SeaKraken #thisgrubi #yeetinfish
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
But daddy I love him!!! #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #nhl #mammoth
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Great article and I will vomit when these people get signed. The acquittal is a joke, consent under coercion and the fear of worse abuse is not consent. That's all I have to say about that.
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Art but make it This Turby #brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby #art #utahmammoth
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I love how This Turby honors tradition. We all miss him on our respective teams, take good care of him, Mammoths 🩵 #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #mammoth #jets #kraken #penguins
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This Big Cat is smiling because hockey is almost back @seattlekraken.com #SeaKraken #thisbigcat #adamlarsson
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This Turby is officially in Utah to be a Mammoth and I for one am here for it. May he bring all the same weirdness he did to Seattle, I miss him sm 😭 #thisturby #brandontanev #nhl #mammoth 🦣👻
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Sure, Vegas did it first but I'm so fuckin here for this shit, @seattlekraken.com TAKE MY MONEY. #SeaKraken #ebs
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Happy Goalie Week everybody, can we get some hockey please I'm dying 😭 #SeaKraken #thisgoalie #jdac #grubi #sway #juus #upl I love them all except Binnington, he's a lil babyass
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I miss them sm 😭 @seattlekraken.com #SeaKraken #nhl
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Dress code: black tie, slutty ankles #thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #turbotuesday
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Was I naive to think Winnipeg would sign him? He was just a rental? That's hurtful, man #thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #rusty #hurtful
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
They waited for him ☺️ I'll tell you something about me, I'm a flexible hockey fan and none of my allegiances have anything to do with anything. I want Florida to win The Cup ™️ again because Marchy licked a guy once and now they shoot rats at him after the game 🤷‍♀️
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
They're gonna shoot so many rats at Marchy tonight
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Early in my hockey journey my husband was telling me about Brad Marchand & he was like omg he's such a rat, he fucks with guys all the time & draws penalties & one time he licked a guy & I was just like.. you're actually selling him really well, I love him now. Seriously give this rat another Cup.
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I'm back on it #thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #rusty #nhl #SeaKraken
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
@winnipegjets.com admin was killing when Turby first rolled in and now I'm reduced to screen capping Insta stories but really I have no shame and I am grateful for any crumbs they throw me #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #rusty #nhljets
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I'm sorry but you cannot tell me that after a couple of hefeweizens this man doesn't start swingin' that hat around as soon as he hears Shania say 'let's go girls' #SeaKraken #germangentleman #grubi
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I need him to hold the Cup #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I don't recognize my guy in #73 but by God I clocked that strap hangin out the back #nhljets #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Just gonna focus on his slutty ankles rn #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
McLunch Box 🖤
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
🖤💛 💛🖤 🖤❤️ 💚💛 #flower
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I just want this man to hold the Cup #brandontanev #turbo #rusty #thisturby
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Cup season is almost better than the regular season because I just hope everyone has fun and there's always someone having fun
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 16/04/2025
Top Tip: Can’t afford a 10 min trip to space? Just go to the hardware store, buy a ladder and when you’ve climbed it, act like an asshole.
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
All the lil Flowers 😭 #flower
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Just remembering the good ol days 😭 #SeaKraken #brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Joey what is going on, you're not yourself, do you need a Snickers? #SeaKraken #jdac
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It's Turbo Tuesday but we got fuckin no Turbo 😭 #SeaKraken #nhljets #brandontanev #turbo #turbotuesday #thisturby
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The @winnipegjets.com posted a video of the Turby warmup zoom on IG and it hurt like it was yesterday 😭
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Are we gonna watch Ovi break Gretzes record tonight orrrrr......
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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The nipple is a paid actor #SeaKraken #jdac #thisnipple
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