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Jonathan Edward Durham

@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
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Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Author of WINTERSET HOLLOW (1st edition out of print, 2nd edition coming October 2026!) HOLLYWOODLAND coming 2027! www.jonathanedwarddurham.com jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 5h
But just know if you really need some dbag haunted I’m on it
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 7h
Okay Leo, I see you
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 8h
IT'S SHOW AND TELL TIME! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on!
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit next month has been stressful
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’ll be three Hail Marys for identifying with this post…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Libraries and parks are great because everywhere else costs $120 I swear to god
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Size charts are nice but this is what I really need
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d like to go back to being lonely please
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re the best words really…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Ukrainian nana would’ve cut off a hand
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bestest boy ever ❤️
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Being bored used to be a skill set lol
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You all are too funny sometimes 🤣
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And if you like what you read, you can even subscribe, which is also free! And then you can read all 46 issues of said column plus a bunch of great short stories! Love you guys, and happy reading. And if you happen to come across any more new kitty cats, let me know, because I have a mighty need.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halfway through I had a complete breakdown for a week, then finished said column post-breakdown. So, It’s a doozy. jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com/p/know-worri...
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KNOW WORRIES #46 - “On the origin of (two) species”
In which I talk about the new little kitty cat we discovered, and why us humans seemed to need it so badly in the most unserious way possible
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New issue of my humor column KNOW WORRIES just dropped! And you should read it! Because it’s funny, and free on my Substack, and goes completely off the fucking rails! See, I started talking about the new kitty cat we discovered and why we needed it so badly, and then, see what had happened was…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re going as the dramatic zoom into Katie Britt’s abject slackjawed astonishment
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brb finding a rat to tickle…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“They just recalled soap for bacterial contamination” tired
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Presented without further comment…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“They were a strange people, their motivations and day to day lives remain something of a mystery even to this day”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is alllllll making a lot of sense
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still practice Meatless Monday only I spell it "Meetless Monday" and it involves me just minding my own dear business all day long
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We should not have to grieve the justice that so many people were robbed of so often
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get in loser we’re going to the gym and then just sitting in our car for 45 minutes instead because the vibes are immaculate and then getting a protein shake anyway and then going home
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have lived several lifetimes since I started and am not the person I once was and this new person ate too much cheese while they were cooking so…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slutty. Little. Glasses.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys I found the pic Jack uses for his tinder profile. Apparently he likes zoomies on the beach, scritches behind the ears, his favorite movie is The Fox and the Hound, and you’ll be pleased to know his politics are unproblematic
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nigella Lawson eats the way Jennifer Hudson sings and I am here for it
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IT'S SHOW AND TELL TIME! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on!
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a perfect library joke 📚
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No no no no no you stop that right now
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I found a flower I’d picked in the pocket of an old jacket today. It was another season entirely when I wore it last.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The truth in this has sat me down
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly how dare you
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This post is very loud even for me lol
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean I’ll still watch every episode 🤷‍♂️
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You may find this content disturbing…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Critically important information right here
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Other than that I’m good to go
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get hexed, lovely people
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m counting on this comments section to get me through this semicharmed kinda life today…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this not common knowledge?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And now for some actual good news for once!
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re not really even that intrusive anymore we have coffee together pretty much every morning so
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’re going to need to see some marked improvement soon
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will not be out-dad joked
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Leave me alone or dip me in butter forever
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