Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 5hBut just know if you really need some dbag haunted I’m on it 41648
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 8hIT'S SHOW AND TELL TIME! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on! 32638
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Holy shit next month has been stressful 744036
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’ll be three Hail Marys for identifying with this post… 1123411
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Libraries and parks are great because everywhere else costs $120 I swear to god 738634
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Size charts are nice but this is what I really need 622916
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’d like to go back to being lonely please 723215
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They’re the best words really… 5924316
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My Ukrainian nana would’ve cut off a hand 1429617
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Being bored used to be a skill set lol 2325015
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You all are too funny sometimes 🤣 2224913
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And if you like what you read, you can even subscribe, which is also free! And then you can read all 46 issues of said column plus a bunch of great short stories! Love you guys, and happy reading. And if you happen to come across any more new kitty cats, let me know, because I have a mighty need. 0470
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Halfway through I had a complete breakdown for a week, then finished said column post-breakdown. So, It’s a doozy. jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com/p/know-worri...jonathanedwarddurham.substack.comKNOW WORRIES #46 - “On the origin of (two) species”In which I talk about the new little kitty cat we discovered, and why us humans seemed to need it so badly in the most unserious way possible 2503
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New issue of my humor column KNOW WORRIES just dropped! And you should read it! Because it’s funny, and free on my Substack, and goes completely off the fucking rails! See, I started talking about the new kitty cat we discovered and why we needed it so badly, and then, see what had happened was… 5594
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if your cats hang out there enough 837537
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re going as the dramatic zoom into Katie Britt’s abject slackjawed astonishment 62016
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“They just recalled soap for bacterial contamination” tired 1028222
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Presented without further comment… 21835
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“They were a strange people, their motivations and day to day lives remain something of a mystery even to this day” 615311
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is alllllll making a lot of sense 571588213
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I still practice Meatless Monday only I spell it "Meetless Monday" and it involves me just minding my own dear business all day long 526221
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We should not have to grieve the justice that so many people were robbed of so often 332034
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Get in loser we’re going to the gym and then just sitting in our car for 45 minutes instead because the vibes are immaculate and then getting a protein shake anyway and then going home 61825
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have lived several lifetimes since I started and am not the person I once was and this new person ate too much cheese while they were cooking so… 42065
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guys I found the pic Jack uses for his tinder profile. Apparently he likes zoomies on the beach, scritches behind the ears, his favorite movie is The Fox and the Hound, and you’ll be pleased to know his politics are unproblematic 1542812
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nigella Lawson eats the way Jennifer Hudson sings and I am here for it 51404
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026IT'S SHOW AND TELL TIME! That's right! It's Sunday! And that means it's time to shake things up with a little grown-up show and tell! So show us something neat and tell us about it! Something you made, something you did, something you're proud of. Friends, pets, family. Anything really! Go on! 43869
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is a perfect library joke 📚 536044
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No no no no no you stop that right now 2136918
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I found a flower I’d picked in the pocket of an old jacket today. It was another season entirely when I wore it last. 72014
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The truth in this has sat me down 650773
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This post is very loud even for me lol 122178
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I mean I’ll still watch every episode 🤷♂️ 71498
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You may find this content disturbing… 419516
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Critically important information right here 1027218
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Other than that I’m good to go 322315
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m counting on this comments section to get me through this semicharmed kinda life today… 3037645
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is this not common knowledge? 1326314
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And now for some actual good news for once! 825327
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They’re not really even that intrusive anymore we have coffee together pretty much every morning so 526816
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We’re going to need to see some marked improvement soon 41826
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Leave me alone or dip me in butter forever 526418