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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 1h

I’m seeing friendly fires TODAY!!!!!

project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why does my niece lie about needing to be changed?? I’ll ask her “have you pooed?” And she’ll say no and then I have a sniff and it’s literally poop city.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just found out that a friend that I’ve known for ages didn’t know I was black…

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We’re good he’s gonna be taking off soon

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Kinda concerned that my friend that’s in South Korea rn just told me his boarding pass was voided

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can actually share this on here cause you can’t see her face! This was that day and she just wouldn’t calm tf down.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My wifi is still so fucked but here’s my favourite shows!

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just realised I dress like Lafayette from True Blood

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When Henry and I were walking to the cinema, there was a prick in a loud ass car revving his engine to the point where it sounded like loud ass gun shots. There was a quiet moment right when we were across the road and I was “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” And this old man gave me a dirty look.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Charli xcx performed Grins last night and I wasn’t there

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is really the best photo of me cause it encapsulates how much I don’t tolerate bullshit

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guys I cannot stress this enough you need to start stretching when you hit your 30’s. I’ve pulled a muscle in my leg from having sex and now I can barely walk 😪

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I left the house like two hours ago and I’ve only just made it onto the tube

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What the fuck do you mean Rosalia is gonna be on the new Fontaines DC album?????

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’ve got wifi and had to name it something…

My WiFi settings menu with my WiFi called stupid

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I need my partner to wake up for this special day

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I won’t share the pic cause there’s loads of ppl but this is what someone in the group chat said haha

WhatsApp message that says “does one of our team look exactly like CMAT?!

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m not a dickhead though it’s free wine

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The band I really wanna see today aren’t playing my favourite song

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So my partner got me PHM stickers and I put them on my water bottle. Then an absolute diva that I’m working with brought loads of cute stickers and I put them on too!!! LOOK HOW CUTE!

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Stay round a mates house last night and I’ve had no sleep because he snores like a mother fucker and now I have get my shit together to go live on a field for 5 days

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’M HOT MAKE UP’S MELTING HURTS MY EYES

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

These are the shoes I wore to see Deftones and my legs were covered in dust. I felt like a chimney sweep from Mary Poppins.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My sister just called me. The clown is at it again.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I just received Lions Mane Supplement 4000mg with Vitamin B1 & Black Pepper, 180 Vegan Tablets - Lion's Mane Mushroom 15:1 Extract (Not Lions Mane Powder or Capsules), UK Made for Mental Performance & Nervous System from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/thisiscolly #throne

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Anyone else have a friend you have to message someone else that they’re always with to get a response??

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I just received Multivitamin & Iron 120 Tablets for Men & Women | Vitamin B, C, D, E and Iron | Immune Support & Daily Wellbeing Multivitamins | Vegan | MOBU UK - 120 count (Pack of 1) from beaniebites_ via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/thisiscolly #throne

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I just received Vidrate Electrolytes Powder, Night Time Mixed Berry, 8 Sachets | Hydration Sachets, Zero Sugar, Magnesium & Vitamins, No Artificial Sweeteners or Preservatives, Low-Calorie, Gluten Free - Night Time from beaniebites_ via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/thisiscolly #throne

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Someone on instagram just like a post from 2017 and it’s this video that’s actually from 2016. I used to have so much joy ☹️

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Tried to tell my dad that we should probably stock up and get ourselves ready for flash flooding and he told me I’m overreacting. It hasn’t rained in over 60 days I am reacting the normal amount.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Me and my partner had very fulfilling days

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me and Henry were at the pub and they’ve left asked us for ID and cause mine is different they had to scan it and the diva that took it was like “THIS IS FAKE! ONLY JOKING AHAHAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR FACE!” Girl don’t fuck with me. I’m 31 and always pissed off you almost got drop kicked.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I just saw the Beyond The Spider-Verse trailer leak. I need to SCREAM!!!

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