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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 13h

I can’t scroll on the other app because I’m on a train and videos from Folsom keep popping up 👀🫪

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 14h

I have to carry my old phone with me to use as personal hotspot I feel like a drug dealer

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why have I been wasting my time on cheap ass nail polish? I painted my nails with OPI a week ago and there’s only a slight chip on one nail.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A guy on Feeld wants me to come over to his house right now. It’s 2:30am are you joking??

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dad made food but because I’m stupid i accidentally put a fuck ton of salt on it so it’s inedible 🙃🌚

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My wifi is still so fucked but here’s my favourite shows!

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I left the cinema after Resident Evil I thought I was overreacting but my partner reassured me that I wasn’t. However I haven’t seen anyone on the internet say they reacted the same. Am I really that much of a baby? 😭

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m still fucking pissed that I wasn’t allowed into a spoons pub just because I had cinema popcorn with me. I had concrete plans on buying food in there but you’re not allowed to bring in any food? Even if it can be put away???

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My sister is a police officer which is gross and I’ve wanted her to quit for ages but now I want her to quit so she’s with my niece at all times ☹️☹️☹️

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve done nothing but watch true blood all day I deserve this

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pauly D is getting married to Nikki and I wanna cry I’m so happy for them

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meant to be seeing Endgame today but I’ve woken up with the meanest cough and I’m not about to put ppl through that 😪

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s my mission to make everyone obsessed with Friendly Fires

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just realised I dress like Lafayette from True Blood

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I get to rinse the can of Pepsi Max I just got from Tesco cause I dropped and it had dirt all over it 💀💀

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pls I love my partner so much. I felt like I’ve been being a selfish prick so I said I would go see Resident Evil with him but throughout he asked if I wanted to leave. I did but I didn’t wanna ruin it for him 😭

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When Henry and I were walking to the cinema, there was a prick in a loud ass car revving his engine to the point where it sounded like loud ass gun shots. There was a quiet moment right when we were across the road and I was “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” And this old man gave me a dirty look.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I do not like watching baddies and they’re like “I’m a Taurus!” Don’t bring me into this bitch.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Falling over in the mess that is my room is basically a death trap I just thought I wasn’t gonna make it out

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No I’m actually so fucking pissed that spoons would let us in with my leftover popcorn. Nowhere that sells food gives that much of a fuck about snacks like that. Cheap fucking cunts.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I went into the O2 store to try to get more data (which is another reason why my anxiety is so fucked) and all they could give me was a SIM card with 25 GB of data. It’s in my old iPhone 12 mini and I really miss this phone so much 😪

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve been too bummed to play on my switch and I’ve just been playing it non stop till my wrist started hurting 🙃

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Catching up on Drag Race UK and the idea of a Croydon Rusical is frying me 😂

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That was the best time I’ve ever seen Friendly Fires but I am MOIST

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m rewatching True Blood and this show is so gay and so horny omg

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not everyone becoming Jedward fans because of Big Brother. Real ones have known their greatness since 2009 don’t fuck with me.

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I lowkey with Beach House didn’t exist only because they’re just so beautiful and perfect. This song is just a next level open.spotify.com/track/5ADsYk...

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On the Sea

Beach House · Bloom · Song · 2012

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Charli xcx performed Grins last night and I wasn’t there

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Please tell me someone clipped Joe shaking the baby????

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s very considerate of Joe for not streaming on Thursday when I’ll be busy that day. Such a babe.

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Jeannie Gold @jeanniegould.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Madonna and Child (2026, Colorized)

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is really the best photo of me cause it encapsulates how much I don’t tolerate bullshit

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guys I cannot stress this enough you need to start stretching when you hit your 30’s. I’ve pulled a muscle in my leg from having sex and now I can barely walk 😪

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I showed my friend Project Hail Mary last night and I really had to console him for like good 5 minutes cause he couldn’t stop crying 😭

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My friend I used to work with sent me an album to listen to cause it reminded him of the band Say She She and he knows I really like them 🥹

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Ariana Grande Crying: Acheimagra Stan Twitter

Alt: Ariana Grande Crying: Acheimagra Stan Twitter

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I left the house like two hours ago and I’ve only just made it onto the tube

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Everyone in Guardians Vol 3 was acting their asses off damn

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

All my friends are shit at replying because they have jobs and social lives and money and I just really need to talk to my best friend but I know I’m not gonna get a response for ages 😪

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

All I want to eat is poppadoms and onion salad. Is it appropriate to go to the Indian takeaway and only get poppadoms and onion salad???

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I was having poopy problems, took some Imodium to help and I might have missed the landing 💀💀💀

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m about to get violent why is it so hard for me to have wifi ahhhhhhhhh

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’ve been listening to Beach House for the past hour if you were wondering where I’m at ☹️

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project hail colly ✨💫 @thisiscolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BT still haven’t fixed the wifi, the hotspot I got keeps cutting out and I’m still extremely broke. Ugh.

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