Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 14/10/2026My girlfriend has been introducing me to Lord of the Rings. Why are they so mean to the it/he system they occasionally drag around on a leash. STOP BULLYING HIM! :<static.klipy.comGollum's Tantrum: My Precious! (Lord of the Rings)Alt: Poor creature writhing in agony. (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) 1162 16
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 12/10/2026when you bought it, I don't think I saw it once it arrived though! 010 1
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 12/10/2026Made this chainmaille bikini top, what do we think? 5302 30
Reposted by ClemonpiePiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The debate continues, 782292448 2.3K
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Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 28/09/2026I had a dream last night where I went into surgery for an orchi and when I woke up from the surgery they told me there was nothing they could do, that I simply had too much ball :( 3161 16
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 22/09/2026Not even 24 hours after going cold turkey off nicotine and ohhhhhhhh my god the hunger the horny the ascension I feel like I could run a marathon and then go to a rave straight after 0100 10
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comSaintcelluloid David LynchAlt: montage of Laura Palmer with the text overlayed, "the vibe I bring to the function" 040 4
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 04/09/2026excira agus delighra for Frost Children an deireadh seachtaine seo 050 5
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 31/08/2026Took out my piercings for an MRI and half of them closed up... 160 6
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 25/08/2026yay! Redemptiontime that's my name! peak, thank you 🔥🦊🔥 010 1
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 25/08/2026you falling asleep on the couch holding gumdrop: Yeah, I'm thinking an 8 150 5
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 25/08/2026I don't know you that well but you've only been friendly so like, 2? 010 1
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 25/08/2026I have next to no conception of people being intimidating, let alone me. I don't know if that increases or decreases my score... 1 ≤ C ≤ 10 150 5
Reposted by Clemonpietea. @uncut-bestie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026mech pilot drunk driving with a bumper sticker that reads ‘GOD IS MY HANDLER.’ 0143 14
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 17/07/2026We liked your performance from across the bar 🤹♀️ 070 7
Reposted by Clemonpiemrs against méabh! @seawithoutshore.bsky.social · 10/07/2026THR is based in Ireland and Scotland but their test results can be useful to anyone who has access to the same suppliers as we do. please donate if you can! 195 9
Reposted by ClemonpieOli-via :3 @frogger2official.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Open polyamory is just like NASCAR except the cars are lesbians and the pit stop crew are your girlfriends but also Dale Earnhardt is still the greatest restrictor plate racer of all time 316423 164
Reposted by Clemonpiemrs against méabh! @seawithoutshore.bsky.social · 03/06/2026hrt is magic 2436 43
Reposted by ClemonpieSin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026💜✨💜✨💜✨💜 Need A Room In Dublin Negotiations with letting agency went nowhere so flatmate and I will likely be evicted in 3 weeks. We're looking for a new flat or room(s) in a flatshare in Dublin. Ideally together, but maybe separately. Lmk of any flats or rooms going in Dublin. Tyy!! 💜✨💜✨💜✨💜 06894 94
Reposted by ClemonpieAlexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026[t-shirt for people who drink piss] MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS PISS INTO PISS 1338 33
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 06/05/2026welp, I officially have ADHD. Finally getting medicated goes so hard dude, harder than sonic at a chili dog orgy 2130 13
Reposted by ClemonpieSin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 10/03/2026If you smash those pumpkins you better put them back together! Billy, are you listening to me? And whatever happened to that nice girl Darcy? 1221 22
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 04/03/2026can we PLEASE stop assuming the worst of what our friends are thinking and what their intentions are and instead... ask? even once? 070 7
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 24/02/2026went to the useless lesbian factory and they all uhm haha yeah i guess 1183 18
Clemonpie @this.girl.is.fckn.gay · 12/02/2026presented @zoeicles.bsky.social with a dilemma and her response was "... I'm thinking of Moneyball, hear me out..." 080 8
