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Mallory

@this-is-mallory.bsky.social
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Commentary (+comedy) on the Wellness industry, influencers & marketing 📱 Instagram: www.instagram.com/this.is.mallory 🎞️ YouTube: youtube.com/@mallorydemille mouth coffee fan views are my own

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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 7h
Contrarian influencers are salivating at there being a plague to make their entire personality despite no one comparing it to covid. Also they didn’t ignore covid. They made it their brand. To this day.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 7h
Conspiracy theorists are rock hard this week.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My bangs have been described as “liberal bangs” and “feminist bangs”. Same category of comments as my nose rings and tattoos. My guess? Bodily autonomy.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it just me or my hair looking fucking 🔥🔥🔥
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ask me how I know 🥰❄️
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Recent post from the man who has companies that man make supplements, protein bars, whey protein, creatine, and collagen.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The wellness boys are fighting 😂 Gary launched his own “mold free coffee” and Dave had to get online to talk about inventing “mold free coffee”. At least they’re putting it in their mouth?
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heh.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wellness girlie in a social determinants of health way and not in a chugging poop milk kinda way.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Saladino’s supplement company has been feeding me nothing but AI slop marketing making fertility claims all week. This isn’t even the worst, there’s one with a whole fucking AI slop song 😅
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Jonathan Jarry @jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very entertaining example of the motte-and-bailey fallacy: Make ludicrous claims in friendly waters, then turn around and tell your critics that you just want people to exercise and eat better!
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GET READY TO CREAM YOUR YAMS
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been called a lot of things, but a liar isn’t one of them.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Temu Tarzan tried to clap back at @this-is-mallory.bsky.social and it went as well as you’d expect.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I make the content I do because I LOVE wellness, and I want to protect it from shady af salespeople preying on those most desperate. Their inability to see beyond their black and white identities for folks will be their downfall.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The wellness influencers who I cover don't realize how much we actually have in common. I make 95% of my meals at home with whole foods. I eat steak. I love moving my body. I was once a fitness instructor for a decade. I moved to the west coast 10 years ago so I could be out in nature even more.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Awe did the liberal sissy broad make your feelings go ouchy?
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHA and then he immediately deleted it 😂😂😂
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The most hypocritical wellness influencer ON THE PLANET. Who also doesn’t know the difference between flavour and textures.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(I added the hearts) Apparently there’s now a pro put your kids on the internet because “they” don’t want society celebrating kids movement. Contrarianism is addicting.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't get me wrong, I think it's all dumb. But Paul's claims about a product or ideology he's selling once again have holes in them.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Paul Saladino has been making a big deal about his new Lineage protein bars finally filling the "real food" protein bar gap. But Prima released their "Ancestral" protein bars about a year before Paul. And the ingredients are almost identical. Cookie dough protein bars, just like our ancestors ate.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The same guys preaching an ancestral diet and lifestyle are getting their supplements delivered to their door.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Chem trails" says RFK Jr as he finds skid marks in his underwear.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just saw someone post that since it was renamed to the Gulf of America there haven't been any hurricanes... so... I'm going to log off now.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I also took a bite and can share that they’re great if you want to chew on a brick of tallow, whey, and collagen for 20 minutes. Just like our ancestors.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My partner has some words about them.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A friend of mine got these in her PR against her will and I took them off her hands. Adding Paul Saladino’s BS to my ever-growing wellness collection, unless someone can come up with a good content idea.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some folks believe the vaccines turn you into a remote control that is activated by 5G towers. I know more about this than I want to.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Kennedy spent the week before the conference campaigning for Republicans ahead of the midterms, burning turkey wraps on his YouTube cooking show" I love you.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New video is up. I turned a hustle bro clip into a dubstep remix for the end. Just giving the people what they want. I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile their PA chapter is posting shit like this.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paul Saladino of Carnivore MD fame is quoted saying "real food burns" - while blowtorching an Oreo to prove his point. RFK Jr is taking (stupid) notes.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New video is up. I turned a hustle bro clip into a dubstep remix for the end. Just giving the people what they want. I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New video is up. I say “circle jerk” twice in it. 🎥 I uncovered the money-hungry men behind a AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine
YouTube video by Mallory DeMille
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just when I think it's too dumb, they go dumber.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From you this means SO much 🫶🏻
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New video is up. I say “circle jerk” twice in it. 🎥 I uncovered the money-hungry men behind a AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine
YouTube video by Mallory DeMille
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But the parasites want anal.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carnivore influencers want to make sure you know they definitely don’t smell.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m an avid thrifter (thrifting not grifting) and last night I scored a signed James Randi book 🥹 Anytime anyone has compared my work to The Amazing Randi I’ve been beyond grateful.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quite possibly the dumbest wellness thing I’ve ever seen. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/SZm05h1IuFk?...
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can't wait!
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think that @this-is-mallory.bsky.social is one of the best MAHA debunkers out there. And, as an exvangelical, I find the way she weaves wellness hokum and purity logic together in this video really compelling
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you!
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly 💔
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quite possibly the dumbest wellness thing I’ve ever seen. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/SZm05h1IuFk?...
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
These people have no fucking shame.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It took a split second for antivax supplement shills to use Dolly Parton’s death and connection to covid vaccine research to try and sell you a fucking detox. These people have no shame.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Brandy you know the rules. If I have to see something so do you.
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