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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
My condolences* to his family.
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M.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I'm so old, I remember when software that spread into the wild and infiltrated other people's computers and did harmful things to them that the users didn't ask it to was called "malware" instead of "AI" and the people that spread it were prosecuted instead of given billions in venture capital […]
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
"anything having to do with me, is negative, wrong and, in many cases, DANGEROUS for our Country!" -President Donald John Trump #Uspol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
More like Mackle-about-the-right-amount! Amiright folks?!? #FreeGaza #Macklemore #USpol
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Given (non-election-specific) degraded mail service, I would regard the mail voting as being less reliable and efficient compared with previous years. So I would be extra careful, do things as early as possible, and consider whatever alternatives to returning your ballot in the mail that your […]
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
I find that I have trouble pursuing happiness when I have dysentery. #USpol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
So I use Bitwarden for my password manager. I notice it can also store TOTP codes. My intuition tells me this would be a bad idea as it would defeat the idea of having a SECOND authentication factor. Instead I would just be using Bitwarden TWICE. However, I'm a dangerous amateur on IT/Infosec […]
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 30/08/2026
Professional chefs are increasingly realizing that induction cooktops are superior to gas ranges, for a million reasons, but that won't stop people from herding into the comments with all the old "but mah wok!" and "but mah char!" shibboleths.
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The chefs turning down the heat by switching from gas to electric
As well as being quieter, cheaper to run and easier to clean, induction cookers can cut kitchen temperatures by up to 10C
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
IF I'M BEING REALLLLL FUGGIN' HONEST, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH "MATTERS" BEING BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION! #USpol #Trump #LakeOntario
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Flags at half staff for Dolly is the first time we did it for someone that actually deserved it. I will fight you. Maybe a couple firefighters make the cut too, but you catch my drift! #Uspol #Dolly #ImaginationLibrary
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
RE: assortedflotsam.com/@politicsbot/11… When the worst person you know makes a good point... #Uspol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
What's everyone's bet on how long until the first video emerges of an ICE agent shocking the shit out of themselves with wet gloves or whatever? 48 hours? You guys think any of them are gonna take a piss with the gloves on and accidentally electrocute their dong? I'm fully in camp "backfire" […]
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nothing says “we’re totally not scared of our cratering numbers in 🇺🇸” like a country hopping in Ms Rachel’s replies 🤔
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Always read the fine print.
To attend a U2 concert, you have to sign a waiver stating that Bono is allowed to hit you.
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
Marco Rubio should pop on over to The Hague and visit the ICC in person. Like to "investigate" or whatever. *WINK WINK* *Pssst* Someone let Netherlands know he's coming! Tell 'em to get ready with like a big net or something! #USPol #ICC
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
In the hospital for an indefinite period? Comrade MRSA... You have your mission. #USPol #MitchMcConnel
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
I'm going to say something nice about Lindsey Graham now: He took over the Senate seat being vacated by Strom Thurmond, so he was technically a slight improvement over the last guy. #UsPol #LindseyGraham #LowBar
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
LINDSEY GRAHAM!?!! Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?! #UsPol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
So there was just absolutely nothing goin' on at the White House huh? Nothing else needed attention from the President? Schedule totally clear? Inbox zero? #WorldCup #UsPol #Corruption #ICantEvenWithThisShit
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
I periodically have to ask: Why is everything so fucking stupid? #UsPol
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We should not compare energy to Hiroshima-sized atomic bombs. It’s grotesque and doesn’t make it more relatable.
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
Rest In Power #KnowledgeFight
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
Is it possible to be poisoned by excessive application of hair dye? Like if you sweated a bunch and it leaked all down the side of your head? Asking for not my friend.
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/04/2026
Ya'll DJT is really shaking out to be total dogshit at this president thing. #USPol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
Four hours until Donald Trump makes us all look like jagoffs again. #Uspol #Iran
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
Afroman is my President. #LemonPoundCake
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
At this rate, they’ll have to release all the Epstein files just to distract from the war and gas prices
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026
Wait, how long exactly were Mayor Humdinger and six cats locked in a jail cell with no functional toilet? #PawPatrol #MightyPups
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
I'm seeing too much talk about Pete Hegseth around here! How pissed am I going to be when I figure out whatever the fuck shitty thing he did now? Was he drunk when he did it? Did he throw a sharp implement at somone? Did he cheat on his significant other? #PeteHegseth #USpol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
I LOVE HOW SCARY SHIT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY FUCKING NIGHT NOW! THANKS MR. TRUMP! #USpol #ExistentialDread
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
All I gotta say is that I ain't getting on any planes or going up in any tall buildings anytime soon. #Uspol #Iran
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
He's immune to laws. He declared war without Congress even in session. He's a dictator. It's fascism. He's a fascist dictator. #Uspol #DraftBarronTrump
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
Make this the big one please. I don't want to go in to work on Monday.
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 @lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
OMG it's true, all those stories about "Trump sending a hospital boat" and the reality is the Danish helped a US submariner even though the Paedo in the White House is being a cunt to them. Did any of the mainstream news outlets pick up on this? Are there any journalists left or is it just […]
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2026
The English ARRESTED Prince Andrew?!!!?? And the USA hasn't arrested even one single aristocrat?!!?? Screw this joke of a country. You're telling me that there's FINALLY some nobility getting pinched and we're getting skunked by the BRITISH? The British?!!?? Really? Fucks sake... #Uspol #Epstein
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
WATCH: “That’s not America. That’s not Tennessee. I’m ashamed of those sons of bitches.” A decorated veteran from a family of soldiers warns Republican anti-immigrant Stephen Miller bills are creating a “Gestapo”. (Bonus: turns out this patriot is a Holler fan 🎉)
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026
Damn football keeps getting mixed in with my Owl-posting... #SuperbOwl
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
I no longer think we should abolish ICE. I now think we should yeet the entire DHS into the fucking sun. #ICE #DHS #Fascism #USpol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
So I guess we are burning ALL our bridges? This is fine. #USpol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026
BuT On ThE FediVeRsE I hAVE tO PicK A SeRVEr!!!!!111!!! #Bluesky #Censorship
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
Merry Insurrection Day to all! #USpol #Jan6
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
RIP CPB #USpol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
The Donroe doctrine? *bruxism intensifies* #Uspol #LiterallyTheDumbistShit
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
I want somone to swear a solemn oath that they will sneak up behind me with a garrote if it looks likely that I'll live to see Donald Trump handing out hard candies. I can't handle that shit happening AGAIN in one lifetime. #USpol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026
Did we kidnap the leader of a sovereign nation while I was asleep? #venezuela #uspol
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026
I love that Bernie wore the fucking coat. Legendary. #ZohranMamdani #NewYork
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
I survived #Whamageddon 2025!
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
Open source guillotine blueprints Edit: oops I thought I was typing this into Google Edit2: Bing
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Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
The trumpship will be 1500% less expensive than the current woke battleships. #uspol
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