Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026My condolences* to his family. 000
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierM.S. Bellows, Jr. @msbellows.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026I'm so old, I remember when software that spread into the wild and infiltrated other people's computers and did harmful things to them that the users didn't ask it to was called "malware" instead of "AI" and the people that spread it were prosecuted instead of given billions in venture capital […]c.imOriginal post on c.im 12017
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026"anything having to do with me, is negative, wrong and, in many cases, DANGEROUS for our Country!" -President Donald John Trump #Uspol 100
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026More like Mackle-about-the-right-amount! Amiright folks?!? #FreeGaza #Macklemore #USpol 000
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierMatt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Given (non-election-specific) degraded mail service, I would regard the mail voting as being less reliable and efficient compared with previous years. So I would be extra careful, do things as early as possible, and consider whatever alternatives to returning your ballot in the mail that your […]federate.socialOriginal post on federate.social 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026I find that I have trouble pursuing happiness when I have dysentery. #USpol 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026So I use Bitwarden for my password manager. I notice it can also store TOTP codes. My intuition tells me this would be a bad idea as it would defeat the idea of having a SECOND authentication factor. Instead I would just be using Bitwarden TWICE. However, I'm a dangerous amateur on IT/Infosec […]mstdn.socialOriginal post on mstdn.social 010
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 30/08/2026Professional chefs are increasingly realizing that induction cooktops are superior to gas ranges, for a million reasons, but that won't stop people from herding into the comments with all the old "but mah wok!" and "but mah char!" shibboleths.theguardian.comThe chefs turning down the heat by switching from gas to electricAs well as being quieter, cheaper to run and easier to clean, induction cookers can cut kitchen temperatures by up to 10C 3839860
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026IF I'M BEING REALLLLL FUGGIN' HONEST, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH "MATTERS" BEING BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION! #USpol #Trump #LakeOntario 010
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026Flags at half staff for Dolly is the first time we did it for someone that actually deserved it. I will fight you. Maybe a couple firefighters make the cut too, but you catch my drift! #Uspol #Dolly #ImaginationLibrary 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026RE: assortedflotsam.com/@politicsbot/11… When the worst person you know makes a good point... #Uspolassortedflotsam.com 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026What's everyone's bet on how long until the first video emerges of an ICE agent shocking the shit out of themselves with wet gloves or whatever? 48 hours? You guys think any of them are gonna take a piss with the gloves on and accidentally electrocute their dong? I'm fully in camp "backfire" […]mstdn.socialOriginal post on mstdn.social 000
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Nothing says “we’re totally not scared of our cratering numbers in 🇺🇸” like a country hopping in Ms Rachel’s replies 🤔 311004181
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026Always read the fine print. 112
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026Marco Rubio should pop on over to The Hague and visit the ICC in person. Like to "investigate" or whatever. *WINK WINK* *Pssst* Someone let Netherlands know he's coming! Tell 'em to get ready with like a big net or something! #USPol #ICC 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026In the hospital for an indefinite period? Comrade MRSA... You have your mission. #USPol #MitchMcConnel 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026I'm going to say something nice about Lindsey Graham now: He took over the Senate seat being vacated by Strom Thurmond, so he was technically a slight improvement over the last guy. #UsPol #LindseyGraham #LowBar 001
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026LINDSEY GRAHAM!?!! Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?! #UsPol 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026So there was just absolutely nothing goin' on at the White House huh? Nothing else needed attention from the President? Schedule totally clear? Inbox zero? #WorldCup #UsPol #Corruption #ICantEvenWithThisShit 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026I periodically have to ask: Why is everything so fucking stupid? #UsPol 000
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 19/05/2026We should not compare energy to Hiroshima-sized atomic bombs. It’s grotesque and doesn’t make it more relatable. 1122616
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026Rest In Power #KnowledgeFight 020
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026Is it possible to be poisoned by excessive application of hair dye? Like if you sweated a bunch and it leaked all down the side of your head? Asking for not my friend. 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/04/2026Ya'll DJT is really shaking out to be total dogshit at this president thing. #USPol 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026Four hours until Donald Trump makes us all look like jagoffs again. #Uspol #Iran 010
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026Afroman is my President. #LemonPoundCake 100
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/03/2026At this rate, they’ll have to release all the Epstein files just to distract from the war and gas prices 381994463
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026Wait, how long exactly were Mayor Humdinger and six cats locked in a jail cell with no functional toilet? #PawPatrol #MightyPups 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026I'm seeing too much talk about Pete Hegseth around here! How pissed am I going to be when I figure out whatever the fuck shitty thing he did now? Was he drunk when he did it? Did he throw a sharp implement at somone? Did he cheat on his significant other? #PeteHegseth #USpol 100
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026I LOVE HOW SCARY SHIT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY FUCKING NIGHT NOW! THANKS MR. TRUMP! #USpol #ExistentialDread 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026All I gotta say is that I ain't getting on any planes or going up in any tall buildings anytime soon. #Uspol #Iran 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026He's immune to laws. He declared war without Congress even in session. He's a dictator. It's fascism. He's a fascist dictator. #Uspol #DraftBarronTrump 001
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026Make this the big one please. I don't want to go in to work on Monday. 000
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 @lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026OMG it's true, all those stories about "Trump sending a hospital boat" and the reality is the Danish helped a US submariner even though the Paedo in the White House is being a cunt to them. Did any of the mainstream news outlets pick up on this? Are there any journalists left or is it just […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 011
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2026The English ARRESTED Prince Andrew?!!!?? And the USA hasn't arrested even one single aristocrat?!!?? Screw this joke of a country. You're telling me that there's FINALLY some nobility getting pinched and we're getting skunked by the BRITISH? The British?!!?? Really? Fucks sake... #Uspol #Epstein 001
Reposted by Thirteenth WorrierThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/02/2026WATCH: “That’s not America. That’s not Tennessee. I’m ashamed of those sons of bitches.” A decorated veteran from a family of soldiers warns Republican anti-immigrant Stephen Miller bills are creating a “Gestapo”. (Bonus: turns out this patriot is a Holler fan 🎉) 7733731122
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026Damn football keeps getting mixed in with my Owl-posting... #SuperbOwl 011
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026I no longer think we should abolish ICE. I now think we should yeet the entire DHS into the fucking sun. #ICE #DHS #Fascism #USpol 011
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026So I guess we are burning ALL our bridges? This is fine. #USpol 010
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026BuT On ThE FediVeRsE I hAVE tO PicK A SeRVEr!!!!!111!!! #Bluesky #Censorship 011
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026Merry Insurrection Day to all! #USpol #Jan6 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026The Donroe doctrine? *bruxism intensifies* #Uspol #LiterallyTheDumbistShit 010
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026I want somone to swear a solemn oath that they will sneak up behind me with a garrote if it looks likely that I'll live to see Donald Trump handing out hard candies. I can't handle that shit happening AGAIN in one lifetime. #USpol 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026Did we kidnap the leader of a sovereign nation while I was asleep? #venezuela #uspol 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026I love that Bernie wore the fucking coat. Legendary. #ZohranMamdani #NewYork 010
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025I survived #Whamageddon 2025! 010
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025Open source guillotine blueprints Edit: oops I thought I was typing this into Google Edit2: Bing 000
Thirteenth Worrier @thirteenthworrier.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025The trumpship will be 1500% less expensive than the current woke battleships. #uspol 011