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FKA Thirstie

@thirstieallsopp.bsky.social
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Gay man pushing 30

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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She’s a siren!
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sex scene soundtracked by Moondance — perfection to me
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Funny and atmospheric is what we wanted for the spooky season but I’m soooo moved by David Naughton and Jenny Agutter. I genuinely gasped! Great romance subplot
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was anyone going to tell me that An American Werewolf in London is STEAMY???
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No but it’s true because I sensed it with my vibe radar
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quite daring on iPlayer?
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel sick
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d love to give simple low-level financial advice to people who feel scared of money/embarrassed by their approach so far. Unfortunately AI can handle this now and the first pointer is always to have rich parents so whatever
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My fish comes unboned
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only 6 kcals each! Great if you want to have a sort of “flying saucer but cheese” experience
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kemi Baddienoch 🔥🫪😩
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There’s a lot of money out there for someone who can invent public transport for people with OCD. Just a thought
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have to be the most fuckable lady or gay at the Jacob Hawley/Jake Farrell comedy gig
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know the Traitors producers were jumping for joy, hooting and hollering, etc. at Broadcasting House when they confirmed that they’d booked Ross Kemp
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Claudia’s makeup is verging into the liver disease now
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Experiencing James Acaster feelings again. Who remembers when that one annoying tweeter said he was probably trans because he’s autistic
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is horrifying, I’m sorry. The decline of our shared spaces is an urgent problem!
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saw a house with an actual “man cave” marked out on the floorplan the other day. You were saying about the property market?
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not using public transport is very important in my culture
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Buying a home is very important in my culture
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Parents love to have a copy of The Slap on DVD
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was like “Why James Acaster kinda…” as though that’s not my husband. They’re the same genre of guy. That’s MY guy
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dunno about my 9 albums. My stance has always been that these things are more stress than they’re worth
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I use this for porn of course, but it's funny blue sky and twitter want to kill each other, hope it gets worse, it's funny
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tea, tea and more tea
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Traitors-induced James Blunt renaissance… permission to say something?
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's true that not a lot of people are hit by the £100k childcare thing, but the thing is, all of the people who are live in about 100 seats, 40 of which the Tories need to win from the Liberal Democrats, 20 of them they have to prevent the Liberal Democrats winning next time.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 05/10/2026
Halsey and Slayyyter look gorgeous in new photo together.
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I long to have a 2016 Experience again. Walking around a pop-up vintage market in Stoke Newington (a church hall maybe?) and they’re playing Being Boiled at top volume to scare all the hoes
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t guess an intro, stay at home.
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dad and I disagree on many things but I think we do both measure value by a person’s capacity to deliver in a pub quiz music round
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boshhhhhhhhh
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😭😭😭 Yes, I was feeling a bit thick there
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
?
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Solidarity with those guys!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cool well, you can engage in the Discourse Wars of "who is allowed to be a lesbian" I'm gonna be over here, bisexually lesbianing
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Old enough to remember when Feeld was a threesome/foursome/moresome app
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t want to wait because I want to get on with my life and punitive interest rates would be awful anyway. Have to accept that the new house will likely plateau or dip in price a bit and be zen
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bought first house at a high. Sold low. Buying again — high. Not to be funny but if anyone fancies giving us a break re: property market that’d be great
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree :)
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a vector of oppression
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one asked.
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Should note that the iced coffee in an interview hot topic was closed on Xitter about two weeks ago.
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No treats in job interviews! It’s that easy!
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You’re trying to bring a little treat into a job interview” most succinctly summarised the issue for me. Let’s wrap it up!
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All this is to say that I’d rather just watch Spooks again.
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So much of the dialogue feels deliberately constructed in the cockwomble register (to appeal to Americans?) and the “satire” of the spy thriller genre is too self-consciously bumbling for me. It’s really grating as a send-up and I’m not sure I can keep watching!
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was anyone planning on telling me that Slow Horses is just Spy Ted Lasso? For fuck’s sake man
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FKA Thirstie @thirstieallsopp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting Slow Horses. I hope it’s half as good as Spooks. I want to watch Spooks
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