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Thirdnamejane

@thirdnamejane.bsky.social
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More dogs, less people I think most of my followers are bots

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
fuck you guys
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Neem oil!
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I feel seen.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This is basically identical to what my mom thinks and it sucked being raised with it.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
My mother refuses to use blue tooth for this insane reason. Her headphone jack on her old phone is now busted and I can't wait until she bitches about getting a new phone that doesn't even have one.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Their online chat option is apparently slammed because I've been queuing for 10 minutes to ask them if it's cool if I rent one of their trucks and ride around in the cargo part with a bunch of my white supremacist friends.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Shinayyy !
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I work front desk at a business so I am VERY familiar with their ways and it is awful because I can see older people not knowing any better and being frightened into changing suppliers. They always end with "Well, someone else will be out if you don't talk to us." OK, fuck off, they won't be.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The most polite quote I can pull tonight is from a young a doctor who simply said “I plead with any democrat to please stop this moderate nonsense”
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This is fucking dumb.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I guess they had a baby pact of some sort, like if they were both single at a certain age so basically a sperm donor kinda.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Thankfully it's only the original Switch. I was about to panic buy the Switch 2, though that might be coming eventually.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My coworker still has a tracker on her 26 year old daughter's phone... it's weird.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
They do everyone's! Some lady from Utah I am not related to on family search reached out to me after I added one of my relatives and mailed me hard copy photos of him!
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Depends on what it is and then on the city, state, and your relation to the deceased. Best bet is to hit up the Mormons lol
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Damn, you fucking suck. I hope you get primaried.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I drive past a sod farm occasionally and it is enraging.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My god, when are we going to get some law makers calling for the people responsible for this to be charged and held accountable for this barbarism?
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I'm technically a 36H and thought I was going to be screwed trying to find something that fit, but when I check the sizing charts and depending on the brand I can usually find something. Vanity Fair has a full coverage wireless that fits me perfect and it's labeled a 40D lol
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Move over NYT Needle …
didtrumpdo.it
Is Trump a Pedophile?
Is Trump, longtime pal of child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a pedophile?
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
And sizing is not universal! Best bet is to know your underbust and bust measurements and go from there. Always look at the brand's sizing chart.
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Molly Crane-Newman @mollycranenewman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The clerks where I get my lunch said a man came in last week and asked them where the public entrance to 26 Federal Plaza was. He locked his bike outside, and it’s been there since.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
2025 fucking sucks
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What is up with the millennial uptick?
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
As a kid, my trouble with socks was more of a tactile thing vs. a system. That seam that used to be on socks had to be lined up perfectly or I threw a fit. Thankfully most socks don't have those anymore.
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Them: Aren't you concerned about paying for your daughter to go to art school? My brain: There is a fairly good chance that, by the time she reaches my age, she's going to be knife-fighting for potable water, so I'm just trying to make her happy now. My mouth: Ah, just trying to be supportive.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Does this include scratching until the spot is jusssst right?
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Dan Lipinski waves from whatever the fuck he's doing in retirement right now.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Thank you for your attention to this enigmatic matter.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It leaves room for questions and the Q people love to read into things. The "secret' part will drive them wild.
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
As promised, in light of the WaPo report of Everglades camp detainees being swarmed by mosquitoes in the shower and unable to sleep at night due to being bitten, I want to briefly address concentration camp history and mosquitoes. I won't be comprehensive but will give a few examples. [1/17]
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
It's true what they say about Chicagoans being able to experience all 4 seasons sometimes in a week.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I honestly did not know these were real things until I saw one in my yard a couple years ago.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The universe said, "No fests for you this year!"
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smbhax is actually on tumblr @smbhax.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Cover illustration by Dean Ellis. (The Illustrated Man, Ray Bradbury, 1960s.) (Image from www.ebay.com/itm/23608484... ) Info from ISFDB.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'm just glad the Unabomber is being talked about again. Many people are saying.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
No one with any moral clarity works in a prison. Why are you promoting a cesspool of human rights violations?
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The Unabomber stuff is just... Wow. Street corner with a mic vibes.
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Practical Magic ✨ Aunty Em @strike26.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Unfortunately Etsy isn’t on Bluesky so we have to fight this on IG. This IG post has over 43,000 likes and thousands of comments tagging Etsy! Join the fight to get Etsy to remove disgusting hateful Alligator Alcatraz items. www.instagram.com/practical.ma...
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
::glares at NY in IL::
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This makes me think of my favorite flavor from B&J's that is now dead :( Clusterfluff
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Everyone needs to read "When Prophecy Fails" given ::gestures broadly:: everything.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Mmmm the chocolate concrete shake with peanut butter is my jam, but you have to tell them to use chocolate custard and not vanilla with chocolate syrup.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Culver's as well!
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My sister-in-law teaches at a community college and what used to be homework is now done in class as well.
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Thirdnamejane @thirdnamejane.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Just like his glasses, he is far too vain to ever wear hearing aids so his batshit responses to questions he can't hear are just going to get worse.
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