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Writer, Flaneur, Fabulist, Amateur Grammarian He/Him, Tabletop Gamer, #dnd5e, #minipainter and DM. Thievesguild.biz

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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 7h
What the absolute crap is this woman talking about?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 7h
I’m thinking no? But hey it’s your hair and your head. You do look great the way you are.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 7h
Wow I guess he is President of some states
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 15h
Awww🤭
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 16h
As you can see he is also invisible
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 16h
Chernabog is the best gargoyle pin from Disney.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 17h
This is why I got out of corporate world… That font looks darker did you change fonts. The drop shadow on that word looks more green than grey on the yellow background. Did you change it? No? You’re sure? Must be the rendering. What browser? Chrome? Oh that explains it. Ok. No chrome
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 17h
Well my laundry is done, so, yay me.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 17h
I decided to stay an extra day and get some laundry done. So glad I did the dog and I need a rest break
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 17h
They look like nice turnips…
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 22h
Good morning
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 22h
My literal humor wants to know what do I do with my poop?💩
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 05/10/2026
Night on Bald Mountain…
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 05/10/2026
And now a field of cows
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
I keep trying to read but, it is so pretty here I keep putting my book down and just looking around.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
Views from RV
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
Some people no matter what are Jerks. Lanterns is a good show. Andor is a good show. Sue me I liked The Acolyte too. I really liked the first season of Peacekeeper. It got a little loaded as it went along. I’m hopeful it will find its footing. Oh! I liked Supergirl and rented it, paid $ see it!
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
Good to make milestones
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve been in a more natural/ lovely RV park than this one. So relaxing
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
I like how Pilot is daring me to put a pumpkin 🎃 on my dashboard 🤣🤣
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
Freaking cutest thing ever
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
Hugs him 🤗
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
I think I want to start making all my decisions based on a roll of a d20. Just not sure yet how to put that into practice.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
See!🤣
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 04/10/2026
And sweatshirts
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Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow, this is handy! Who knows how long its going to be before there's a headstone, and not all of us live near his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
Vance can suck a pine cone.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
I will believe this if it happens. Congress and Dems have been proven to be wimps to the 1000 degree. I doubt anyone believes you any more than I do.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
LOTR
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
Surprise? Everyone in the cabinet lied.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
Who knew Wyoming is so pretty? Not this guy.
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Rob Bignell, Editor/Author @inventingreality.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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How to Format Your Paperback’s Title Page
When formatting your paperback for self-publishing, you’ll start with the title page. Let’s start, though, with a quick tip: When formatting, looking at it like it is a book you’re…
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
I feel like that after driving 4 hours in the RV.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
I thought all Gmail accounts were fake?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
So Mongo is innocent and Princess Donut is deserving. “Well here we are Carl” is the quote I use the most
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
When?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
Goddamnit Mongo
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
And who cares. It looked like a stupid movie. I’m not going to pay money to see it. Sorry/not sorry it lost millions. Glad people got paid
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
And you have cured toes!
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
You could also instead purchase Dungeon Crawler Carl. Just sayin. 🤣🤣🤣
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
Good plan
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
As long as you had company
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 03/10/2026
With or without an ostrich?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 02/10/2026
Yeah, that is AI looking at you. Wait. I mean SI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 02/10/2026
Exactly I can’t stand his work
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 02/10/2026
Yay?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 02/10/2026
Freaking creepy uncle vibe
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 02/10/2026
A Thomas Kincaid like AI slop cover for the house. I’m thinking the chain … whatever is supposed to be sexy?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 02/10/2026
Yeah. I have a friend who did a Star Lord cosplay and it was awesome. Took him a year to get it where he liked it.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 02/10/2026
After driving all day, took a shower I’m exhausted… Where did my youth go?
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