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Writer, Flaneur, Fabulist, Amateur Grammarian He/Him, Tabletop Gamer, #dnd5e, #minipainter and DM. Thievesguild.biz

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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 29/09/2026
This does suck. Shame on you Disney
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C. L. Polk @clpolk.com · 28/09/2026
Today is my birthday! Please buy my books, I'm so broke
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 28/09/2026
I hate it when I step into a time slip. I started the dryer and it was supposed to run for 60 minutes… I started the washer at the same time supposed to run for 43 minutes… Come back and the washer had 3 minutes left and the dryer 2 minutes left. Where did that 15 or so minutes go????🫪
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not your grandma’s pottery (unless your nan’s a badass, shoutout to badass nans) These and more available on my website www.roseschmits.com Worldwide shipping
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 28/09/2026
First night in a while no ac
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 27/09/2026
Left Texas and leaving Oklahoma today here comes Kansas. At least the temps are better. High in Kansas 80f. Finally a livable temperature.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 27/09/2026
I ordered a book online and got rejected for the sale because”they couldn’t validate me” What does that mean? I’m over 21. I used a valid credit card. I just wanted to support a brick & mortar shop. Not like the book was about how to commit fraud or anything. It was the next dungeon Carl book
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 27/09/2026
I recently had a woman, out of the blue tell me, “ you look really good” What am I supposed to do with that?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 27/09/2026
I low reaching to take my glasses off to find out I’ve already taken them off.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 26/09/2026
DoorDash in Texas kinda sucks. It has been an hour and 20 minutes and no one has picked up my order as of yet.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 25/09/2026
Nothing like cleaning up dog vomit before 6am Sleep! Who needs it?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 24/09/2026
This is the first morning in Texas I haven’t thought I was going to die from the heat.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 22/09/2026
Proud to be the 4,709th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for The One Ring™ RPG: Bestiary, Gondor Campaign & Updated Rules! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/f...
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The One Ring™ RPG: Bestiary, Gondor Campaign & Updated Rules
The award-winning The One Ring tabletop RPG enters a new age with this triple offering – the epic campaign expansion The White Tower and the Hall of Gold, the bestiary Creatures Strange and Foul, and ...
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 21/09/2026
Irony? I get up put on clean clothes and go to the laundry get hot, sweat soaked, now have more laundry after doing the laundry. 🤣
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They lied during their Senate confirmation hearings. They should be impeached; lying constitutes perjury and/or high crimes and misdemeanors.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A little friend visits 😺
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1/2unemnx Bumpy. @wizardssleeve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's happening again .
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 20/09/2026
Just finished ‘Outlaw’ by Jim Butcher. It is a novella that occurs before ‘12 Months’ Super disappointing. Not the level of story I expect from Mr. Butcher. Money grab? Way too many plot holes. 12 Months was good, this wasn’t, maybe novellas aren’t his thing.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 19/09/2026
In Austin Texas at a hotel it is 65.00 a night to park. To park. They aren’t responsible for anything and it is a mile and a half to the conference. I’m aghast.
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 18/09/2026
When your dog poses for pictures better than you do...
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thought this was funny 🤣
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 19/09/2026
I always thought he was a good guy
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday
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Ed Of Fannyside @edoffannyside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A bit of history.
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Glasgow's forgotten fire brigades that protected the city before big change
From Govan and Partick to Hillhead, Glasgow City Archives reveals the history of the independent fire brigades that protected the city's former…
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 19/09/2026
I got a haircut in Chicago… yeah. Anyway I look seriously thinner. Weird.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 18/09/2026
Why would you deliver food to a hotel but not include plastic wear?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 18/09/2026
In Chicago and off to see ‘The Odyssey’ 800am i showing
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rain-singer.bsky.social @rain-singer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a critical detail so many anti-vaxxers who latched onto Wakefield's study don't know. Of course, they're so far up his ass at this point, no amount of truth is going to pull them out.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 16/09/2026
On the train. There is a delay due to a disabled vehicle on the tracks. But! I’m on the train with a/c so I really don’t care. Here is my view atm Awesome right?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 16/09/2026
Someone is smoking weed in the Dallas Union Station and they are not sharing.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 16/09/2026
YES!
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 16/09/2026
I’m off to Chicago today by TRAIN. I’m going to finish my Route 66 odyssey. I didn’t want to drive the RV through city streets. Plus it gets me out of this heat dome. Also going to see ‘The Odyssey’ in 70mm IMAX while I’m there!
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 15/09/2026
Why doesn’t @npr.org follow me? I’m following them???
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 15/09/2026
In case you’re curious? Still hot n Texas. I mean sweaty hot ick
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 15/09/2026
So… I’m reading Jim Butcher’s ‘Out Law’.A novella it happens right before his new book ‘12 Months’ I’m guessing there was no continuity editor involved. One of the MAJOR PLOT POINTS is not mentioned or factored into the story and his car is resurrected twice. Once in this story and by his brother
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A nice overview here. selfpublishingadvice.org/best-social-...
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Best Social Media Platforms for Authors in 2026: A Practical Guide — The Self-Publishing Advice Center
Based on insights from ALLi’s member magazine, The Indie Author. You can’t be everywhere. And in 2026, spreading yourself too thin across platforms is one of the quickest ways to burn out for very little return. The social media landscape…
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 14/09/2026
I’m pretty sure that if you live or visit Texas you become mole people. You can’t go outside it is 100 degrees outside.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 14/09/2026
So up at 5am… by 10am totally swear soaked by being outside. Now showered and trying to replace liquids. Will beer help?
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 13/09/2026
Weird sleep habits… in bed at 7pm up at 10pm back to bed at 1130pm up at 5am and now resting at 10 am. I hate this heat saps any creativity
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🟧Mis Andrist🟧Queen of Hell 🟧🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @crystalmariepa5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
CA be careful. Billionaires are flooding the airwaves with calls for a no vote on prop 40. They almost had my sister convinced for a need to vote no on 40. So this Nov, vote yes on prop 40 and show those billionaires whose in charge. yeson40.com?gad_source=1...
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Proposition 40 | Yes on Prop 40 California
Prop 40 is a call for California’s billionaires to step up and pay a one-time, 5% emergency billionaire tax to prevent a healthcare collapse.
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't think this dude understands the concept of a "magic pill."
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 12/09/2026
Just watched Mandalorian and Grogu again. Saw it in the theater. I don’t get what people got so annoyed about. Sure it was like an expanded episode. What did you expect? I swear people get annoyed if things go off cannon, whatever that is. Then annoyed when it sticks to storylines. It was good.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 11/09/2026
Someone should remind OrangeBaldTrumo he is the President of all the United States. He should be in NYC and the Pentagon and out in PA. What he thinks one is enough then some McDonald’s or something??? Do your job! No time off for golf or being a pedophile.
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 11/09/2026
So yes it will be 100f tomorrow. Bleh
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Thieves Guild @thievesguild.biz · 11/09/2026
If you ever need a rabbit hole try King Arthur. I was lost for more than an hour and not even close to getting out
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Matt Kendrick @mattkendrick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is really a long shot, but one of the writers who was due to come to the second week of our retreat (Monday-Sunday next week) has had to pull out, so we unexpectedly have a free room. Anyone interested, please get in touch.
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Periodic reminder that any #author who uses Amazon Virtual Voice is denying paying work to a human #audiobook narrator and should be as shunned as any author who uses gAI for #writing or cover art.
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