Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 12hHauling some of my oldest and blurriest nudes out of storage for #fcf 21053
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I would not object to a fuck this morning #humpday #jocktober 21185
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not super excited to get up and go shower, but I can’t stay in bed all day…unless… 11253
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today’s forecast: wet #fcf #precum #fatcockfriday 71324
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A little friendly fire here but you should see the other guy (the other guy is my pillow) #jerk #wank #humpday 51226
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finished work nice and early, wondering what I could possibly spend the rest of the evening doing 👀 #scs 41445
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Being a good boy for @bearytoddlincoln.bsky.social #humpday 21033
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Still sleepy this #mcm so instead I’m presenting an edgy and dramatic retelling of a wank I had a while back 31135
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m not sure this is quite fat enough to qualify for #fcf so maybe you can replace it with your cock instead? 31044
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s important to take some time to reflect now and again #fcf #cum 827624
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A little bit of 🍑, a little bit of 🍆, both in need of some attention 41837
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As dressed up as I’m likely to get for today 21223
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m just going to lie back while you ride it #morningwood 41809
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Agreed, but to be fair to them the view isn’t that bad 1190
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I feel like all my best nudes happen en route to the shower, I know this mirror hates to see me coming #scs #softcocksaturday 31738
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Winter is coming so I’m afraid the socks gotta stay on #fcf #fatcockfriday 419714
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Too late for #fcf, too hard for #scs, but too horny not to stroke my cock this morning 01308
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Starting my day off the right way 😇 #mcm #cock #jerk #wank 21287
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Polishing my knob until I can see my reflection #cock #wank #morningwood 61177
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m going back to bed if anyone wants to come along 31566
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Just got done pitching the tent #fcf 51276
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It was a hard day at work but at least I have a hard evening ahead #mcm 21425
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My cursed and problematic horoscope notwithstanding, this is all a bit too yellow for my taste 030
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 11/07/2026There’s nothing better than getting naked after a long day in this heat, anyone fancy a sniff? #scs #pits #sweaty 2995
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A sweaty wank to kick the day off 💦 #fcf #fatcockfriday 21126
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Trying to have an afternoon nap but as usual *someone* has other ideas #fcf #fatcockfriday 11319
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Beating the heat while beating my meat (it’s a delicate balance) #fcf #fatcockfriday 220712
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Far too early to be up at this hour of a Sunday morning 11577
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Suck my cock? I’ll be happy to return the favour #fcf #fatcockfriday 11556
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Waving hello on fat cock Friday (the polite thing to do would be to wave back) #fcf #cock #morningwood 318916
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 08/05/2026You can take it, buddy; just remember to breathe #fcf #fatcockfriday 01275
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 24/04/2026A new mirror is really just an opportunity to take nudes in a new location #fcf #fatcockfriday 221314
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 10/04/2026How are we celebrating fat cock Friday today lads? #fcf 21815
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Any game can be two-player if there’s a second joystick in the mix #humpday 113910
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 05/04/2026How do you like your eggs in the morning? 3832
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Cum dumpster? I hardly know ‘er! …anyway someone ought to be putting this ass to work this evening #humpday 31096
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 27/03/2026You should be sucking this right now. #cock #fcf #fatcockfriday 11656
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 24/03/2026A little sunburned today despite my best efforts but that’s what a siesta is for 🌞 1924
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I may have skipped #fcf but I’ll be gosh darned if I miss out on a #scs into the bargain! (Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain) 01423
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It’s a beautiful sunny #fcf morning! (I went straight back to bed after taking this) #fatcockfriday 321014
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 09/03/2026A boy and his boner, monochrome edition #mcm 01006
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Nothing like waking up in your own bed after a few days away #morningwood 31376
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Is it still #fcf ? As though I really need an excuse to show off my bellend 😬 51307
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 20/02/2026A little (well, not that little, excuse me) pre-shower #fcf 11144
Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Banishing the Sunday scaries one stroke at a time 1936
