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Chode of Chode Hall

@thickbothways.bsky.social
1.5K followers 994 following 192 posts

!NSFW! 🇮🇪, 30s, bottom, attached, a little kinky, a lot nerdy

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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 13h
Today’s forecast: wet #fcf #precum #fatcockfriday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little friendly fire here but you should see the other guy (the other guy is my pillow) #jerk #wank #humpday
My erect cock, foreskin pulled back exposing its shiny swollen headAn errant drop of cum making its way down my shoulder, with a shot of my arse reflected in the mirror as a desultory nod to hump day
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finished work nice and early, wondering what I could possibly spend the rest of the evening doing 👀 #scs
Another mirror selfie (shockingly!), naked in white socks, my soft cock swinging
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being a good boy for @bearytoddlincoln.bsky.social #humpday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still sleepy this #mcm so instead I’m presenting an edgy and dramatic retelling of a wank I had a while back
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not sure this is quite fat enough to qualify for #fcf so maybe you can replace it with your cock instead?
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s important to take some time to reflect now and again #fcf #cum
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A little bit of 🍑, a little bit of 🍆, both in need of some attention
My arseFull frontal, naked from the waist downMy hard cock
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As dressed up as I’m likely to get for today
Mirror selfie, wearing a grey dressing gown open to show my naked body and cock underneath
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m just going to lie back while you ride it #morningwood
My thick erect penis sticking through the fly of my boxer shorts. My foreskin is pulled back exposing my swollen cock head
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like all my best nudes happen en route to the shower, I know this mirror hates to see me coming #scs #softcocksaturday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Winter is coming so I’m afraid the socks gotta stay on #fcf #fatcockfriday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Too late for #fcf, too hard for #scs, but too horny not to stroke my cock this morning
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Starting my day off the right way 😇 #mcm #cock #jerk #wank
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Polishing my knob until I can see my reflection #cock #wank #morningwood
My hard cock, foreskin pulled back exposing the shiny swollen head
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m going back to bed if anyone wants to come along
Mirror nude of a guy who has not yet recovered from the weekend
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just got done pitching the tent #fcf
lol as if; this tent was pitched when we got here. We did just get done fucking though
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It was a hard day at work but at least I have a hard evening ahead #mcm
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My cursed and problematic horoscope notwithstanding, this is all a bit too yellow for my taste
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
There’s nothing better than getting naked after a long day in this heat, anyone fancy a sniff? #scs #pits #sweaty
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A sweaty wank to kick the day off 💦 #fcf #fatcockfriday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Trying to have an afternoon nap but as usual *someone* has other ideas #fcf #fatcockfriday
My hard cock through the fly of my boxers
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Beating the heat while beating my meat (it’s a delicate balance) #fcf #fatcockfriday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Far too early to be up at this hour of a Sunday morning
Naked mirror selfie on the way to the shower, although I don’t know why I’m bothering because I’m sorely tempted to go straight back to bed after
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Suck my cock? I’ll be happy to return the favour #fcf #fatcockfriday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Waving hello on fat cock Friday (the polite thing to do would be to wave back) #fcf #cock #morningwood
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You can take it, buddy; just remember to breathe #fcf #fatcockfriday
This is what I imagine tops talk like. Here’s my erect dick looking fat as fuck but again completely out of focus because I’m not a very good photographer.
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Morning, wood! #fcf #fatcockfriday
Lying naked in bed holding my hard cock (in extremely soft focus because I feel fragile this morning)
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A new mirror is really just an opportunity to take nudes in a new location #fcf #fatcockfriday
Naked mirror selfie illustrating the time-honoured tradition of exposing an armpit and trying to make it seem it happened naturallyNaked mirror selfie, hard cock
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How are we celebrating fat cock Friday today lads? #fcf
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Any game can be two-player if there’s a second joystick in the mix #humpday
A shamelessly recycled pic of my ass because life is short and taking decent hole pics is hard, man
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I actually can’t stand eggs and I feel kind of nauseated even asking the question, but it’s Easter so ‘tis the season.
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Cum dumpster? I hardly know ‘er! …anyway someone ought to be putting this ass to work this evening #humpday
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You should be sucking this right now. #cock #fcf #fatcockfriday
Lying on my bed wearing a white jockstrap pulled to one side to expose my rock hard erection
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A little sunburned today despite my best efforts but that’s what a siesta is for 🌞
Naked in a hotel room, holding my thick uncut cock
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I may have skipped #fcf but I’ll be gosh darned if I miss out on a #scs into the bargain! (Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain)
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Hulked out nerd @somegayhimbo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Alright who's getting bent over this counter? #fcf
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It’s a beautiful sunny #fcf morning! (I went straight back to bed after taking this) #fatcockfriday
Naked mirror selfie ft. ridiculous bed head
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A boy and his boner, monochrome edition #mcm
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Nothing like waking up in your own bed after a few days away #morningwood
Lying in bed, wanking my hard cock
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Is it still #fcf ? As though I really need an excuse to show off my bellend 😬
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A little (well, not that little, excuse me) pre-shower #fcf
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Banishing the Sunday scaries one stroke at a time
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Thad @thadmortimer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The precum is flowing. #gay #gayirish #cock #nsfw
Cock
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Another fat cock Friday is upon us and yet sadly no one is upon my fat cock #fcf
A fat cock for fcf? Groundbreaking
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Repurposing this as an #fcf post because hey! it’s a fat cock
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The weather is shite today so this is what we’re doing instead
My hard dick, wearing a silicone cock ring
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
These underwear are very comfortable but sadly he does have a tendency to escape #fcf
Hard cock sticking out through the open fly of my boxers
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Chode of Chode Hall @thickbothways.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Maybe some day I’ll learn to turn my face out of the way in time 💦
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