Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You’ve heard of “boyfriend dick”? Well I’ve got “boyfriend hole” - it doesn’t do fancy tricks but damn you will fall in love with it 0131
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dear diary (oomfs): wonder if I should get my tits pierced 271
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing elaborate to celebrate the start of the month - but celebrating nonetheless 👀🔐 1576
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Took a mental health day from work. Think I need to do something, change my life, idk. Feels like I can’t do nothing, even without how shit the state of the world is rn 180
Reposted by ColtHunter Green @homemadebeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026More @rugratapparel.bsky.social underpants! 🚀 ⭐️ I love these so much!!! (More pics on my JFF) 424511
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Big big hugs! (Also don’t tell anyone the sweater is just a wee bit small lol) 011
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Going to clock in to my shift at the super loser-chud factory and slept bad 080
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So I will be partaking in Locktober this year, much more seriously 😤 3110
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I see, I see - will be implementing these suggestions (also thanks lol) 110
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Forgot it was Fat Bear Week - is it my time to shine? 41018
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Fitness proof/accountability - hope I look back in a year and see progress and that I’ve finally gotten hot 1270
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“Other guys try and pull off the dumb vibe and it doesn’t feel believable. I see you and I totally believe it.” - Thank you so much 160
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Okay so lowkey it’s between eating and bills this week - anything helps 3192
Reposted by ColtJollygrngooner @jollygrngooner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026When you come across a good pup & just know you have to huff him and goon to him & with him & make him porn. Now its @thiccnuseless.bsky.social turn to join dads army of gooners, he's pumping to this as I type, sinking deeper and dumber stinking up so there is more musk to huff, sink deeper for dad 11019
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Someone said they’re gonna make a goon caption of me - I’ve peaked 🥹 2100
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’ve been told I’ve got a dumb face and I smell good 1455
Reposted by ColtHunter Green @homemadebeef.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I am working on making content more seriously, so I figured I’d make my Venmo a bit more accessible if y’all would like to support. 💪🐾 venmo.com/u/ruffbeefvenmo.comHunter Green | @ruffbeefVenmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today. 0452
Colt @thiccnuseless.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Might do something impulsive and take a train to Rochester for a day after a paycheck - I miss traveling 290
