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The Witch King of Cups

@thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social
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a queer mystic with a pretty penis exploring the occult through sacred sexuality and mindful masturbation. come for the esoteric ramblings and stay for the arousal of it all ✨ justfor.fans/TheWitchKingofCups ⚠️ nsfw content, mdni ⚠️

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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A snapshot of my Mabon ritual and Harvest Moon in Aries tarot reading. You can find the 1500+ word detailed reflection on my #JFF 🌕
My weekend tarot reading. I asked the cards “what belongs in my past (The Daydreamer), what do I need to focus on here in front of me (The Evoker), and what will my outcome be (The King of Swords)Witch’s brew— pour apple cider, cinnamon sticks, cloves, and orange slices into your cauldron and simmer on Low for four hours Spiced apple cake. T’was delicious!
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a good day to love yourself 😌 #solosex #selfcare #masturbation
A proud happy masturbator showing off his erection and gold ball stretcher
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a candlelit #softcocksaturday, courtesy of pigeon pose
While in the pigeon pose yoga position, light from a nearby candle illuminates a soft and veiny uncut phallus. Next to the testicle sits a smooth amethyst gemstone
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Coach Kevin Martin @coachkevmartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Take care of yourself today :)
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my familiar asked me to post this
An altar to Mabon. I picked up this naxian marble bowl from my recent trip to Naxos. The black vein represents a unique imperfection— much like my salt and pepper diamond ring from husbear. I can’t help that it’s just so striking.  Supporting the weight of it is the hearth magick I performed this week when cleaning my home. Inside the bowl is my Labradorite pendant, my amethyst stone husbear bought me in Mykonos, and the piece of pyrite I picked up hurriedly at The Divine Bubble before the trip. Rebecca could probably sense my frenetic energy. Anyway, did you see it’s supposed to be in the 90s next weekend?! Yuck.
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🌁 S🌳 @samfran25.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Real revolutionaries are motivated by great love for people and the desire to make the quality of life better for all! If we’re not educating or empowering people, then that’s not liberation!
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a neurodivergent person (autism) who loves to use #masturbation as a #mindfulness tool to self-regulate, family vacations can be stressful… Thankfully, I had a brief moment where I was alone at the villa! Never thought I’d have the chance to #masturbate with views of the Aegean Sea 🤩
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Stoibadeion phallic statues on #Delos Island (featuring Mt Kynthos, birthplace of Apollo ☀️🎶 & Artemis 🌕🏹, in the background). Constructed around 300 BCE near the sanctuary dedicated to Dionysus 🍷
I love anything phallic hehe
Also I got a new jade necklace that I picked up from a gem shop in Mykonos! So majestic If only we could see the statues unbroken 🥲
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I stay here any longer, I’ll stay here forever ‘Til the echo of my shadow is gone There are heroes within us There are lovers around us They will be here forever, now I know #fcf
A candlelight shot of a veiny, upcurved uncut penis
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Hairydude02 @hairydude02.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Your time on Earth is finite. Nourish your soul and honor your own needs—not society’s expectations. #noshame #daddy
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
pov: we’re in the shower and you’re about to blow me
A shower nude, where the camera is positioned lower, looking up at a smiling face and a hard cock
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pluto @plutosinferno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the goal is 100% pure and absolute pleasure
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Making a mess on this #fcf! This is why I usually eat my precum… otherwise it gets caught under my foreskin and froths up like a latte 🤤 Foreskin Froths— new band name 😂
A leaky uncut penis with a big drop of precum
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shame has no home here. #uncut #proudmasturbator #solosex is #selfcare
Happy, high, horny masturbator
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Lucas - The Naked bro @thenakedbro3.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Baths are dangerous because you get in thinking “twenty minutes should be enough” and somehow end up renegotiating every responsibility you had for the rest of the day. I’m currently losing that negotiation. 😇 #naturist #naturism #nudist #nudism #nakedman #normalizenudity #menintub #showerman #fkk
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the Phallus’ ambrosia 🤤
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This approaching lunar eclipse is closing doorways that feel painful to let go of—and yet; we’re being called to honor the ending. Be patient with yourselves over the next 48ish hours, please. We’ll get through this. 🧡
Lyrics from RAYE’s I Know You’re HurtingA pre-work selfie
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Felt breedable, might delete later #humpday
On all fours on my bed, naked with a cute back arch, soft smile for the mirror selfie
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
May you feel seen. May you feel heard.
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Coach Kevin Martin @coachkevmartin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For mindful self-pleasure relating to the body, you have 3 primary tools: • sensual self-touch • medibation • mindful masturbation (ranging from least erotic to most erotic) Use these tools as opportunities to recenter your nervous system and reconnect with your heart, spirit, and body ✨
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Waxing Gibbous, Sturgeon Moon, 2026 🌔 “Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final.” —Rainer Maria Rilke
Bath time rituals Candles for daysGuidance from the Moon Princess Yue herselfA cow, a flying “cow”, and snoopy on toast magnets
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I wanna be a full time pup with a scruffy stoner bf and in a polycule that goes around ruining the lives of rich people and oh fuck that’s just scooby doo
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Kaelan @ Ecstatic Self @theecstaticself.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I want to get a little vulnerable here. I’m neurodivergent, I’m on the autism spectrum, and I’m also deeply spiritual. And I’ve realized that all of those things probably shape the way I experience intimacy and sexuality.
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There’s magic in the number 4! #toptierindeed
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Nudist Jeff @nudistjeff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nudism shouldn’t be segregated away from society in a few specially designated places. It should be something we can all practice in the world around us. After all, there’s no actual harm to seeing a naked body.
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you know you’re the entire ocean, you’re not afraid of the waves.
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A Message from The Court of Cups
Dated Thursday, August 13

Everything you are feeling right now—I have felt before. More importantly, everything I have felt before has all been felt before.

We miss out on so much healing when we lose sight of our collective power. We are in this together, are we not?
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Felt the need to cum twice today and this was the second load. I don’t usually cum during New Moons but this fiery Leo one has been an exception 🥵 #penis #masturbation #cumshot #nsfwtarot
A penis and a tummy covered in cum with some tarot cards on top
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’d been saving up my cum for over a week as I wanted to time my ejaculation with the total solar eclipse 🌑 #masturbation #selfcare #solosex #solosexmagick #nsfw #queerwitchcraft #gayporn #cumshot #buttplug #cumeating
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Subject: RE: Is it pink? Hi Tyler, Thanks for following up on this, and I apologize for the delay in my response! I appreciate you attaching the .mp4 to your inquiry as it was my pleasure to watch. With your permission, my team would be happy to dive in, head first, on this one. Best,
A pretty uncut penis with gold ball stretchers
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James Bound XXX 😈 📍Vancouver @jamesboundxxx.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Share if you also have REALLY sensitive nipples 🥵🥵🥵
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batefarm.bsky.social @batefarm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#masturbate together
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batefarm.bsky.social @batefarm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bring a friend and help him get his #penis out #gooncaps #penis #masturbate
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“There is a crack in everything—that’s how the light gets through.” #penis #masturbation #masturbationmonday #precum #uncut
A leaky uncut penis in front of a laptop with a forest background
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Tenth of August, 2026 I am Willing and Able to release you to the universe—finding peace in the fact that you were always mine on loan.
A haiku poem, written by Chael that is titled, “What’s No Longer Mine” and reads, “And when the leaves fall | the trees don’t think something’s wrong | —I’ll let you go, tooThe final page of the book Radical Compassion, by renowned meditation teacher Tara Brach. Highlighted is the last sentence, which reads, “May we continue to create the world we believe in together, and may the blessings of loving awareness extend endlessly in all directions.”
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Coach Kevin Martin @coachkevmartin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Masturbation is a tool for self-regulation. ✨ Think of it as one of the options you have available to you for regulating your nervous system. When you start viewing it this way, any shame around it can drastically start to decrease.
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
anyone care to join me in this outdoor shower? ☺️ #monochromemonday #mcm #nippleplay #masturbation
A black and white monochrome nude in an outdoor shower
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I saw the tv glow 😵‍💫 #thriday
A soft, recently cummed penis illuminated by the glow of the tv—which depicts a cosmic scene full of stars.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
be punk this weekend fam
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“We’re so alone, most of the time Most of the time— we don’t have anyone Where do we go, when we die? I wouldn’t mind right here— No, I wouldn’t mind at all” —Noah Kahan
In case anyone was curious why I put the curl in my hair yesterday… this picture shows a naked witch on a yoga mat with a black cat beside them— with a stupid curly tail. It’s a genetic thing, doesn’t hurt her- but yea- her tail is ALWAYS curly haha
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
pov: my future polycule on the Friday night at the end of a long work week, touching tips to rejuvenate and maximize our joint gayyy
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Coach Kevin Martin @coachkevmartin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I know life is so hard, but don’t let others knock you off your own path. ✨🫂
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Kaelan @ Ecstatic Self @theecstaticself.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Controversial opinion:
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The way I can already tell by tn’s medibation that tomorrow’s Buck full moon is going to be *buck wild* #solosexmagick #multiplemaleorgasms #precum #uncut #phallus #nsfw
A bathtub selfie with a stone on my chest silly curl on my forehead. Is this drag? HahaGot me feeling like spiderman the way this precum webs out from my penis
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
mirror mirror on the (bathtub) wall— who is the horniest of them all?
Picture features a mirror angled in a bathtub to show erect penis and a ball stretcher.
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bator friends—is #semi #cock #saturday an acceptable replacement for #scs? 😆 #ballstretching
I pulled down my green shorts in my bathroom mirror to reveal a semi soft cock with gold ball stretcher
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Some photos from my evening walk to cleanse your timeline 💛🌔 #waxinggibbeous
A red flower, sorry I don’t know my plants but it looks tropical if that helpsA close up of the July ‘26 waxing gibbeous moon next to a palm treeA yellow flower— the same one as the red one but in a yellow version!A bunch of smaller white flowers
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
swimming in a puddle of #precum on this #thirstythursday #solosex #masturbation #bator
A hard penis leaking a trail of precum
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The Witch King of Cups @thewitchkingofcups.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The work week back after a nice vacation always feels so 😵‍💫 …nothing a little (or a lot of) #masturbation can’t fix! #solosex = #selfcare
Yet another bate tub bate pic featuring my hard on. What’s different this time? Blue shimmer nail polish and a metallic gold ball stretcher.
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