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The Whiner

@thewhiner.bsky.social
528 followers 34 following 4.2K posts

The Whiner is surrounded by the incompetent, the oblivious and the incomprehensible. Friends say he should do stand-up. But he'd rather just sit here and type. (Also: CML, CVID, married with a talented daughter-musician, and servant to a very spoiled cat.)

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He didn't bring the sink?
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Question for President Xi: Are you a Communist?"
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quick Costco run. Depends are on sale.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey my muchachos, I've had a run of very bad luck. Please retweet for visibility. Thanks. t.co/QXnWEWjuW5
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Actually, I think it's *very* clear.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He thought he deserved a reward after a long day at work.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You call it Boston, Cape Cod, Massachusetts, they call it sometimes New England. It's got more names than any other place in the world
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That sounds bad. He ought to see an uncredentialed opthalmologist.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is America. It's been decreed that we don't do cents.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Left unsaid: "not going to the pocket of some corrupt VENEZUELAN official."
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You'd be pissed, too, if people were paying you hundreds of dollars a month and not getting anything in return for it. What a WASTE!
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's what I get for prematurely canceling my SI subscription when it became a shell of its former self.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope you're not implying that they're being disingenuous.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, that's how you unsuccessfully TRY to turn it around.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She sang the national anthem, obv.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"...with tears in their eyes"
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's MAGIC!!!
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This is an 'Infinite Life' agreement" ...until I change my mind in two weeks.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Playing the hits.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"If I can't steal billions from it, I'm not interested."
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THANK GOD. Finally some meaningful research.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No Coke to be seen.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How much corn does Israel really need?
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank god you have something fun to look forward to tonight. 😅
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Erika's salary, outfits, travel, and fireworks aren't cheap, you know.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paging Officer Barbrady! Barbrady, come in!
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Their problem was with her, not the network's philosophy or approach.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alito and Thomas? Really? Who would have expected?
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not sure about formula, but I'd believe it about diapers.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hahahahahahahaha
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Waking him up" is not in her contract.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And a puppy!
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's a thrill to be able to see behind the curtain.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
His "mind" doesn't work that way.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who's that guy at the top left with blonde hair? I know for a FACT that President Trump has dark hair.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Will they have to take their shoes off?
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was badly hurt, but I crawled back to my office, shined a very powerful light into my body, injected bleach, and I was able to run down to Ground Zero to help rescue the victims.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Every single day?" I must not be paying as close attention to the news as I thought I was.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kash Patel posted an AI slop video yesterday about how much the FBI is benefiting from AI. The FBI seal in the video says "Bureal" instead of Bureau.
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Federal 'Bureal' of Investigation: Kash Patel Posts Embarrassing Slop Video About How Much the FBI Loves AI
Is anybody checking this stuff for accuracy over there?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Coming soon: Newsmax Business Channel.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's simple. He'll sign an EO to give MAGA a monopoly on corruption.
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is what living next door to a 30 megawatt data center sounds like.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Equal opportunity deporter: Both citizens and non-citizens.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I *love* the self-awareness.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wasn't alive in the 13th century, obviously, but I'd fear Mongols too.
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Shouldn't he be devoting his time in Congress to more important things, like launching his own podcast?
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No matter how hard he tries, he can't get the orange color right.
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