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DISCLAIMER- If you're sensitive, you probably shouldn't be following me. "Black Over 40 Marine. I’m here to uplift and roast—like a marshmallow on a campfire. If you enjoy long, deep chats about social issues over a side of laughter, swipe right!"

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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I'm trying, but they won't do it without a chaperone.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Don't be out here drinking chamomile from Bigelow, telling people it tastes delicious.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
No that tea I'm talking about is usually delicious, and gets better after the first steep.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
And white tea. Just not in a bag in a box. Just send me the leaves.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I had a really good dealer in California his aunt grew... that's not even the point. If you're not steeping leaves out of a burlap sack, your tea is nasty.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I'm not upset. I just talk like this.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
That is definitely adulting. Like continuing to clean after my speakers are blown.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I know people like to assume shit. I love them anyway
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It's just the way I talk.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I love drinking tea. Saying this shit we sell in the US don't need a sweetener is straight up lies.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ain't nobody mad
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Because it is
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Mfs out here trying to pretend tea actually taste good, and then call it adulting.
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🇺🇸💙💙🤔🤨CJ🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
America Failures Are In It’s Elected Officials. Until We Remove Them Permanently From Office Nothing Will Change. Never Allow This To Happen Again! Agreed?
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I don't women do weird shit all the time. The only time I could drink tea without a sweetener, I was steeping tea leaf pearls straight from China. I ain't drinking this shelf shit without some honey or stevia. If it tastes good it tastes good.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Also the shock some people have about how rude China might be makes me giggle I was raised around Chinese Jamaicans Buddy MAGA is unprepared
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 13/04/2025
“…and they give you a flag to wave that was probably made in China” Good LORD this made my chest hurt
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I've been saying this since Bush was president.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
GAME OVER!
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Coconut creme at Country Style Buffet used to kidnap me every Sunday back in the day.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
That's not a good enough reason.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Just eat the fucking donut
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
OMG!
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
They used to send my ex these in the mail. Which is the only reason I can thank that little Mexican girl for rear ending me.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
These mfs specifically. 😭😭😭😭😭
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Perfect
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I guess I won't have to open it now.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm gonna need another chocolate bar.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I felt the same way when I lived in Virginia.
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Mayor of Chuckalisa (WAWG AND DRAGONCON ATL) @scrappmusiq.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
But why does it cost as much as a PS5?!?! Save us from this God forsaken country.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I go into sugar shock everytime you drop something.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
There she is
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Forgot I ordered this #SoberLife
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I don't really care about GOT. I'm all incested out. The rest of the amenities though, I'm all about it.
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m not bouta let anyone play on my intelligence. Not a fuckin soul
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
OMG
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
You tell they ass Elphiba
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
When you insist on letting your toddler drive.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
What is she doin? Is it wrong that I feel like I dodged a bullet?
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Facts! These mfs are twilight zone weird, and they've been activated since Obama got elected.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Keep going though, cause them thinking it’s gonna get the 2 most reliable voting blocks of the party to the polls is a fool’s errand. We’re done with the playing in our faces.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Thanks @2rawtooreal.bsky.social you are more diplomatic about this than i am.
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DV @nightingveil.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yesssss
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Angie @angiesuniverse.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It's not just the legs. They do everything in super speed. My daughter and I used to fight over pet kibble and I lost everytime.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Leaking these recordings is 🔥🔥🔥
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Well I guess I'm the only one this happens to. Never mind y'all carry on.
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