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DISCLAIMER- If you're sensitive, you probably shouldn't be following me. "Black Over 40 Marine. I’m here to uplift and roast—like a marshmallow on a campfire. If you enjoy long, deep chats about social issues over a side of laughter, swipe right!"

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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Don't be out here drinking chamomile from Bigelow, telling people it tastes delicious.
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🇺🇸💙💙🤔🤨CJ🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
America Failures Are In It’s Elected Officials. Until We Remove Them Permanently From Office Nothing Will Change. Never Allow This To Happen Again! Agreed?
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Also the shock some people have about how rude China might be makes me giggle I was raised around Chinese Jamaicans Buddy MAGA is unprepared
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 13/04/2025
“…and they give you a flag to wave that was probably made in China” Good LORD this made my chest hurt
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I've been saying this since Bush was president.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
GAME OVER!
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Just eat the fucking donut
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
These mfs specifically. 😭😭😭😭😭
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Perfect
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Mayor of Chuckalisa (WAWG AND DRAGONCON ATL) @scrappmusiq.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
But why does it cost as much as a PS5?!?! Save us from this God forsaken country.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Forgot I ordered this #SoberLife
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m not bouta let anyone play on my intelligence. Not a fuckin soul
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
You tell they ass Elphiba
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
When you insist on letting your toddler drive.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
What is she doin? Is it wrong that I feel like I dodged a bullet?
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Facts! These mfs are twilight zone weird, and they've been activated since Obama got elected.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Keep going though, cause them thinking it’s gonna get the 2 most reliable voting blocks of the party to the polls is a fool’s errand. We’re done with the playing in our faces.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Thanks @2rawtooreal.bsky.social you are more diplomatic about this than i am.
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DV @nightingveil.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yesssss
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Angie @angiesuniverse.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It's not just the legs. They do everything in super speed. My daughter and I used to fight over pet kibble and I lost everytime.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Leaking these recordings is 🔥🔥🔥
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
FUN FACT: The Commodore 64 home computer my dad bought us back in 1984 is what taught me the color cyan existed… youtu.be/9OG0OGdheGY?...
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Commodore 64 Game Load Blue Screen
YouTube video by David AFL + Tech Video's
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Looked on my nightstand for a fuck to give Only found a Reese’s cup. That’s fair
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
And over 50 years later we're still afraid to say shit like this out loud.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cyan
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Tell Iran I ain’t did shit @whoisdose.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
RIP George Foreman
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This feels like that iPhone/ Android situation. Except I definitely like underboob more than I like Apple.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I see what you did there. Depending on the future they're either gonna benefit or suffer from this decision.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Mayor of Chuckalisa (WAWG AND DRAGONCON ATL) @scrappmusiq.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
They made sure they were gone get paid 1 way or another.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This Ptolemy Grey got me in a choke hold.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Bruh! You not payin attention. SMOKING CESSATION WAS THEIR NIGHTMARE! "Big Tobacco" went and double down on the addictive properties, because they were scared to lose more customers. Then vapes came. The new nightmare. So they started their own vape lines and a "No Smoking" campaign.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
You sound like me.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I second that motion
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Get ready y'all. We will be having our own "Red Dawn" before this term is over.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
When did we ever.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I prayed for so long that somebody would slap the shit outta Chris Rock. Will Smith is my hero.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
It's🥷🏾 in line at Salt'n Straw right now so I don't wanna hear shit about chicken and apple sauce
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
So it is fuckin written
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
They've been trashing demisexuals for over 20 years now. They're checked out.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!
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OldSchool @blueskyoldschool.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Boom! I Got Your Boyfriend (1990) MC Luscious
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I immediately thought of this. When it's all said and done he throwing Leon under the bus.
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The Watcher @thewatcher716.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
What are these therapists out there doin? They're not helping people heal.
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