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VaginalDeathCrap666

@thevivitch.bsky.social
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🎬actor & artist ✨unapologetically fat 💀horror fanatic ⛓SLC most wanted mural artist 🏳️‍🌈They/She/A fucking nightmare

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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Prepping for a camping trip w/ the girls. If you had told me a decade ago I would be the one trusted with cooking for the weekend I would have called you delusional while packing 20 hungry man meals to cook directly on the fire…
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Amanda R. Woomer @spookeats.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hate how this captures womanhood because this has happened to every woman you know: she’s just trying to mind her own business and men feel entitled to her attention and discomfort. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @themutantfam.bsky.social
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
$5.20 to fill up her tank 😭😭 the horrors of this movie only increase with time #Shudder #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This poster and the one for Texas Chainsaw Massacre permanently changed my brain chemistry walking around blockbuster #shudder #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Desp need to know who said absolutely not to the title “Day of the woman”— you were right. That would’ve been crazy #shudder #TheLastDriveIn
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Jeff-Zilla @jeffzillapcp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember what Joe Bob says...'When they like it, it's adventure and romance when they dont it's sex and violence' #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @themutantfam.bsky.social
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Little Girl Says 'Preach Truth'
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Would I normally say “I spit in your grave” is a preparty watch? Prolly not. But watching with fellow mutants, @therealjoebob123.bsky.social , and @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social — Let’s go crew!!! #shudder #TheLastDriveIn
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James Swift @jamesxswift86.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"All the other genres have to catch up to horror." #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
You crashed your car like that? You are a reg skier, had those chains, and drove on a road of snow w/out? Then just tossed them in frustration? You fell 10 ft away from the killer bulldozer and still got ran over??????? God helps those who help themselves, my brother in Christ . #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Oh no! You got seriously hurt skiing at night during a snowstorm like everyone warned you not to????? FS the victim, brother. Hope someone avenges you. #TheLastDriveIn
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Letitia Trent @letitiatrent.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
BOOTSTRAPPING DOESN'T WORK FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE FUCKING BOOTS. #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
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VUNDACAST (est. 2013) @vundacast.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"'Pull [yourself] up [by] your boot straps!' The problem is that doesn't work for people who don't have any boots!" Joe Bob is going to start the revolution before the night is over #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam 🎥👻🎬
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
How do you explain that? Hurricane Donald… #TheLastDriveIn A plague of bootstrappers is also a good and diplomatic answer 😮‍💨
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Woooot watching a movie filmed on the Wasatch Front on the Wasatch Front! #UtahFilm #TheLastDriveIn #Iced
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
DOES the younger actress win??? Are we considering that a win?? #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
TWISTY TWISTS ARE AFOOT!!!! The funny girl…should’ve known. #TheLastDriveIn
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justinhelmer.bsky.social @justinhelmer.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
That seems like a totally normal way to store your mannequins. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #ColdCruelChristmas
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Ope and actresses I guess 😬#TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
No silly, mannequins are often stored via noose! Nothing to be nervy about 👀 #TheLastDriveIn
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HorrorGirl Problems @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly. Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽 coldcruelchristmas.com
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
At the bar a little bit later than expected. Absolutely watching #thelastdrivein like a man watching a football game muted on his phone. Huge thank you to @shudder.com for live captions @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
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FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
feel like it should be a bigger story that the global war on terrorism is being replaced with a domestic war on terrorism
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
At a callback for a very sexy suave character. Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down. Leaving the callback immediately.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 12/08/2025
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem:
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‘The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs’ Makes Blu-ray Debut with ‘Suitable Flesh’ & ‘Mayhem’ Double Feature
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem. In Suitable Flesh, a psychiatrist beco...
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Unfortunately a sweet raccoon died about a block from our home (still in great condition for being dead.) More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home. Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤 #Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
YEAH I DO FKN CRY WHEN THEY TAKE THOR!!!! EVERY!!!! TIME!!!! WHAT ABOUT IT?! 😑🤨🤨 He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤 #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If someone is trespassing on your property in the middle of the night— is that not kind of why people have guard dogs?? Like did he not do his job? I MEAN IF HE ALLEGEDLY DID ATTACK THE FLOPSY! (We all know he’s innocent, duh) #TheLsstDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I’m sorry, my dude— what was the plan??? To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)???? Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow. #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Treating lycanthropy with “proximity to my sister” Feels like Treating cancer with lavender oil #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Listen, we just watched how many army dudes get wrecked by a group of werewolves? WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!! #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This is where I get mixed up with this movie—I get it, king, you ate 5 people you HAD to scram… but your sister’s BACKYARD?! You didn’t say-hm-that seems like a…vulnerable choice? And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave?? #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Well, you see this is your nanny’s favorite Christmas movie— she’s watched it every year for the past 50 years. That’s why every year minced meat men together 🧡🔪🥧 #TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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Ashley ✨🌙 @barelyashley.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
When a man tells me to smile. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #BadMoon
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
My dad would agree, Thor, it is fun to randomly jump scare a kid. Keep em on their toes. #TheLastDriveIn
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Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Your honor, my client is innocent and a good boy. #TheLastDriveIn
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a man in a suit and tie is reading a paper
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Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob123.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Friday night is a full moon, a buck moon, and Werewolf Night on #TheLastDriveIn. We have the most intense werewolf movie ever made, and the LEAST intense werewolf movie ever made. It's a yin and a yang and a lot of goofy howling at the trailer park. 9 p.m. EDT on @Shudder.
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a drawing of a wolf howling at the full moon
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Ok but that close shot as she whips around on that bum—- 🥵🥵🥵🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ yes, ma’am #TheLastDriveIn
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Making some baby back ribs to celebrate werewolf night on #TheLastDriveIn 🐺🌕🔪
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A pleasure to be here as always, comrades🧡🎃🔪🤠 #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Shudder
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Embracing the spirit of watching scary movies to help with my anxiety. So far we’re 31 days away and I’ve seen: 1. Steel Magnolias 2. Runaway Bride 3. The Big Wedding 4. Bridesmaids 5. My Best Friends Wedding 6. The Wedding Singer 7. My Big Fat Greek Wedding 8. Father of the Bride
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The ads are pushing GLP-1’s but y’all’s fathers are acting like cartoon wolves over the big girls in this warm weather.
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Go fast, eat ass
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Signature shot in the midst of transitioning from tequila to whiskey proving to have some growth pains 🐸
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Ben Saari @bwsaari.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Still thinking about this one 😂👻👖 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sometimes I cross paths with someone who truly loves fat women and it feels like sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows😭🧡✨
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Ever have such a righteous bong rip that inspires so much genius you get a lil worried you smoked your muse on accident?
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social Tell me the truth right now can you actively see in my apartment right now because that was eerily accurate…. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI #Shudder
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a woman in a pilgrim costume is dancing in a parking lot at night .
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Where was this “trigger happy witch” December 4th 2024??? 👀👀🤨🤨 #TheLastDriveIn #TLDI @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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VaginalDeathCrap666 @thevivitch.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“I’ve already been beckoned 😈🍃🍁🤪✨😵‍💫😈🙈🍃✨🙊🔮” 👀👀HEARD #TLDI #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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