Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 18hA few years ago I had a flight of whimsy where I decided to plant some banksias right next to my loungeroom with the idea that one day I'd be able to casually watch black cockatoos from the comfort of my couch. My friends, that day hath cometh. 1414820
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 21hIn breaking news from this weekend, I came up with a new phrase which I humbly offer to the 2026 internet lexicon of humanity; Greige-bait (noun): to deliberately provoke viewer engagement by stripping all personality and character from houses, furniture or other objects as part of a DIY reel. 140
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There are two wolves inside you. One wants to eat the snackie now. The other wants to bury the snackie for later. 070
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have a ridiculously fat Eastern-barred Bandicoot living at the bottom of my garden. I'm planning put in an updated, ye olde secret garden style side access gate and now have to factor in fat bandicoot access into its design. 190
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Put Soul Coughing's 'Screenwriters Blues' as a backing track to this and it's actually pretty good. 000
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time in an age, thinking for some reason the market scene location looks kinda familiar and excuse me but wdym I was in an iconic Indiana Jones filming location 20 years and did not even know?! I was too focused on the cheap rugs probably. 120
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When AI doesn't deliver, my friends turn to me as a solution. 050
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey, so if you, say, don't run the business page for a not for profit organisation, you might have missed the news that those scammy fuckers at Meta are now making business pages pay for posting more than 2 links a month. Minimum $23AUD/month for a 'Meta One' account. 111
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We're just never going to stop cosying up to the US, no matter how degenerate, corrupt and totalitarian their political state becomes, are we? And no, I'm not sharing that picture of Trump and Albanese because it will ruin the aesthetics of my feed. Don't think I don't consider these things. 060
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shitty phonecam from the 'on this day' memories vault, from That Thing In The Dust. After this I took a slow train to Merced and hitched a ride with a car full of hot Spanish rock climbing firefighters (I know, right?) and installed myself at a very chill cabin on the edge of Yosemite for a few days 130
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One day I dream of a calm utopian future where the lifelong, painfully proactive efforts I make to specifically avoid people with zero forward planning skills absolutely blowing up my schedule on the regular actually works. 100
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On the days when my posting is a little manic, I need you to know that behind the scenes is a fragile human whose mental health is being held hostage by Windows 11 and a rapidly failing work computer and this how I am coping/not coping omg it's been at 99% downloaded for 45 minutes I'm going to cry. 051
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Demonic leeks...aka how I keep the door to door religious salespeople away. If pictures of my garden and handsome dogs take your fancy, there's a whole backlog on insta: applewood_and_earth 070
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Want to know how stupid my neighbours are? This is how stupid my neighbours are. (Yesterday's weather in Tasmania was at severe alert level and bin day isn't until Tuesday). Anyway yes I'm turning into a middle aged curtain twitcher but in my defence they're clueless muppets. 040
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The next iteration will be a transformer that breathes fire and shoots nukes out of its butt. 001
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tomorrow's weather forecast is snow above 1000m, rain, possible hail, damaging winds and 27 degrees. I guess that covers all the bases then. 030
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Zen Buddhism is all well and good but it's not like Bodhidharma ever had to deal with fucking Microsoft updates. 1123
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes I'll have a bit of a wobble about being a sentient naked ape on a big rock hurtling through space, powered by a giant nuclear orb and living off the energy of fossilised sunlight, deliberately hurtling towards oblivion but then I'll have a cup of tea and a biscuit and it's not so bad. 150
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why is the haptic feedback on everything now dialled up to 11? (Not talking about my keypad, that's on a very low setting, but every other operation I perform online on my phone nowadays is like it's full of bees) 000
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This song just gets more relevant every year. youtu.be/2aeOBZ7gVPY?...youtu.beThey Might Be Giants - Spiraling ShapeYouTube video by jamzftwneverdies 131
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Helping my parents thin out their 'books they never look at' collection by adding them to my collection (the last time this was cracked open was probably when I was poking through it as a kid, I definitely forgot how good it is and it probably influenced my aesthetic taste more than I realise). 280
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Whomst amongst us has not been outsmarted by a butterfly? Wildlife photographer of the year shortlist www.bbc.com/news/article... 051
Reposted by Nathaliemarque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 14/09/2026AI companies: turns out AI might kill all of us Governments: oh no what should we do AI companies: for god's sake don't regulate us, we're the only ones who can stop it Governments: ok 313138
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This belongs in the 'if they had just kicked the ball into the net it would have been a goal' basket of pointless and stupid statements. 010
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I had a dream the other night that U2 took legal action to ban a community group from using Bone 🦴 font as part of their production and when I woke up I wondered if my unsupervised brain was playing around with some daft bone/Bono wordplay but anyway how are you? 020
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I have one that regularly visits my garden. I get the impression that it has Disapproving Opinions About the State of It All 161
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm reading a book/collected series of essays about feminism in the early 70s and in the current piece took me back to the brave new adolescent world of training bras. And I.... Hm... What were we training them for, exactly? 000
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When you look up a new potential project or product that you haven't done a search on before and the algorithm fair loses its tiny mind tripping over itself to projectile vomit a new batch of targeted advertising all over you.static.klipy.comKeaton in the RainALT: Keaton in the Rain 010
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A lot of my favourite birds are birds I've never seen in person including this green chonk. Not that long ago there weren't even 90 kakapo left, so this is an amazing result. 050
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As far as I remember it, life as a kid/student/young adult in a pre-internet, industrialised society was a lot of wandering around aimlessly until something interesting happened. Which was nice. Except for the times it occasionally wasn't. But mostly it was. 020
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Most of my best recipes are just me starting with a base and rummaging through the fridge, freezer and pantry to find every possible complementary ingredient to add the mix. The better it tastes, the less likely I'll ever be able to replicate it again. 030
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Demented Potato in Chief is running out of water bodies to rename. But he's doing a great job of distracting everyone. And inadvertently teaching people about geography I suppose. 010
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Send a couple of laugh emojis as a text = the whole phone screen bursts into explosive animation. Say 'congratulations' in outlook, fucking confetti pops onto your screen. Yes I'm an old woman yelling at clouds but can we calm down with all this shit? My senses are already fried enough. 040
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I beg your sweary pardon but 'We expect the trucking option to be needed only in extreme dry periods'? From where, exactly? A magic part of Tassie that doesn't need water during extreme dry periods? We'll be on hosepipe bans while water is sent to a data centre? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...abc.net.auPlans to cool AI data centre using trucked-in water and rainwaterAn AI data centre in north-west Tasmania, proposed by Firmus Technologies, plans to cool its facilities using rainwater and water that it trucks in. Community members are now able to make submissions ... 32412
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I hate it when we lose little clusters of pop culture icons, but vale to the delightful Tim Curry who taught me that my sexuality is mostly straight but also has a standard deviation of whatever the hell is going on here, specifically. 050
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey, so before going ahead and building all those data centres and wreaking havoc across our communities how about you tech-ghouls give us all the option to switch off AI searches, summaries and every other clippy-on-cocaine feature you're automatically opting us into first? 140
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My lovely house was happy to have me back though (I may never have mentioned how much I love this modest 50s weatherboard but she is sturdy and full of authentic character- plus those magic words every home-owner wants to hear: relatively unproblematic) 150
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It was cold and windy and raining for most of the day which would have been fine if I wasn't standing right out in the middle of it doing earnest things to help the planet but this was nice I suppose 060
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A lot of my adult life has just been finding out new and lovely things about Dolly Parton. She was a real one. 070
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I wish the people who have their car phone on whatever setting is making it just as loud outside of the car as it is inside would talk about more devilishly scandalous things. If I'm going to be forced to eavesdrop, at least make it worth my while. 050
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026On a bit of a JK Jerome reading bender at the moment, just finished Diary of a Pilgrimmage. 'The Germans hold very curious notions as to the needs and requirements of a wet man' Well done JKJ, this has absolutely sent me 😅😅😅 000
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Note to self. One cannot connect with the youth through quips about the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. They had not been born yet. Repeat, they are not old enough to understand this pop culture reference. .... Juat gunna take a moment to process this one. 110
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I'm reading old journal entries from 2006, does anyone else remember this site?! Social media before social media 010
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don't know why this has hit me harder than all the other garbage takes I see daily, but the constant and numerous 'laugh' reactions and conspiracy laden responses I'm seeing in response to serious messaging about bird flu just drives me to total despair. What the hell has happened to people? 010
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Turns out it wasn't this kind of catering cart and I can't say I'm not disappointed. Also, someone hiding in the bottom of one of those room service catering trolley things was done to death in films back in the day but damned if I can find an image of someone doing that in my search 141
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Yeah this is cool and normal. Hey, so maybe grow the fuck up and stop leaving trash on a protected beach www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...walesonline.co.ukConcerns Dobby's 'grave' is 'not sustainable in the long term'There are concerns about the environmental impact of the 'grave', with one person asking ‘why a CGI character is shown more respect than our countryside’ 150
Reposted by Nathalieoptimisticsoap.bsky.social @optimisticsoap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Libraries make us a harder target for authoritarianism. Equal access to info, ideas, and space that doesn’t require a purchase to belong. Also: using the library means money stays in your community instead of streaming out to Amazon. 📚 What’s checked out on your card right now? 32497913125
Nathalie @theuntamedshrew.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Before you know it she'll be pulling a Philip Lowe informing a general public who have lived experience with Dogs in Space-esque houseshares and beans on toast to see you to the next pay packet that we need to spend less and get a flatmate to reduce the day to day pressures on our wallet. 191