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The Underground Man

@theundergroundman.bsky.social
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The Underground Man is a Philosopher Poet who roams about on the Upper West Side. Also-- lead singer of the World Famous Resistance Rock Band: ClownStick.

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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Buster and Charlie have always been close. Here they are when they were about four months old when we lived on the UWS. I had no idea that they would grow up to be over 30 lbs each. One thing that Buster, Charlie, and I love is fall. Today felt like the first day of fall in NYC. #SubwayCats
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Boots
Chapter 22: Understudy
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Subway Cats are coming soon
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But what is it in Mandarin?
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Once everybody wakes up and realizes they are working with the folks that are hell bent on destroying our country ... then maybe, people with figure out that they are absolutely killing it. They are pretty much batting 1000. After ten years of this shit, still nobody seems to be catching on.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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What in the Hell Am I Doing Here?
I’m Going to Tell You, in Case You Were Wondering
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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A Forever Gift
How I learned to sing
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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The Ghost Behind the Door
A page from the Book of Tod
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Here is the next chapter of Boots. I appreciate everyone who has been hanging in on this story... even though I am telling it a little slow. It's actually getting hard to write. We are getting closer to the part that still hurts. open.substack.com/pub/clownsti...
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Isn't It Amazing
My thought for today
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Boots open.substack.com/pub/clownsti...
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Boots
Chapter 17: The First Supper
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Boots
Chapter 16: Haunted
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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The Weight of the Mirror We Carry
A page from the Book of Tod
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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The Road That Made You
A page from the Book of Tod
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The president of the US and the Supreme Leader of Venezuela.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What if you super size it?
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hmmm
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What if you add fries with that. Can you super size it? Asking for a friend.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Souvenirs
A brief Thanksgiving memoir
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Well, we’re not at War, so I guess he means Fog of Murdering Civilians.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Is murdering civilians while under the influence of a good criminal defense at The Hague? Asking for a fucktard.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Is murdering civilians while under the influence of a good criminal defense at The Hague? Asking for a fucktard.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Personally, I’m looking forward to the rest home fight scene. Jackie Chan is going to fuck someone up with a walker and a jazzy- scooter.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The only good thing about hearing that the FBI’s Counterintelligence bureau is investigating Senator Slotkin is finding out the FBI still has a Counterintelligence bureau. I found a top secret picture of the entire staff of the entire Counterintelligence bureau working on the case.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mine too.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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The Road Ahead
A page from the Book of Tod
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Chuck Schumer's Allegory of the Cave
Trumps in the diapers, but we keep shitting the bed.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
US Flag joins long list of Trump sexual assault accusers.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
First giant rat leaves ship should be the headline.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Anybody got some over/under advice on this? I’m locking in on @Polymarket in a few. I’m thinking about a week or so.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I think those young women are there to fan away the shit smell.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I hear Argentina is doing better.
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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We’re Living in The Great Gatsby
Here’s a Little Hate Bait for the Road
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The Underground Man @theundergroundman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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