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The Unabeefer

@theunabeefer.bsky.social
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Author of TIMECLOCK and The Adventures of Skybird & Air-boy. Anarchist. Inhuman dork.

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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna put this out there... But Tom Petty has been pretty silent on Palestine lately, just sayin...
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I never imagined I'd be listening to a new PFR album in 2026, but here I am.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is a 90% chance Pearl Jam's new drummer will be named Dave, Matt, or Josh.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Open up my Bible. This is my last resort. Crucifixion. Redeeming. Won't get to heaven if I cut my arm bleeding...
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love watching music reactions on YouTube, but I feel like when I refer to "the autistic harp lady" anyone and everyone who pays attention to music reactions knows who I'm talking about... If you don't know, you aren't paying attention.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People who pace on transit platforms stress me out.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love that there's a YouTuber reaction channel that I can refer to as "the autistic harp lady" and my wife knows exactly who I'm talking about, and it's completely accurate and wonderful.... And anyone else who knows who I'm talking about would probably also be like "Yeah, not wrong."
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Dan Nigro out here lk producing music for young women and men in their 40s
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just got 2 different shaped Aleve out of one bottle.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bush did 311.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Civil War is genuinely my favorite subplot on Twin Peaks.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Anyone who knows me knows I eat McDonald's multiple times. I genuinely love the food. 🍔
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Watching The Dark Knight Rises and rooting for Bane, the actual hero...
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Your government hates you. music.youtube.com/watch?v=2aDq...
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Total State Machine (Live)
YouTube video by KMFDM - Topic
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
At least he was able to get those rad glam photos with his cute little coat before losing his job.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
These ICE morons think they're so tough... Who do they think they are? Carl and The Passions?
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I would love to say that we've never had a child r-pist as president before, but who am I to say what Taft was up to? Franklin Pierce? Who knows? I'm pretty sure furries weren't a thing at that point, so...? Just saying...
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"The ox and lamb kept time..." Um, isn't that the job of the drummer?
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
No Muppet movie has only one human cast member. Why do people keep coming up with hypothetical remake casts with "only one human" as if that was ever a thing??? Stop that. It's inept. You're all inept.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Meowty Meowphin Meower Rangers
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
At what point are we all just going to admit that there's literally no reason for the US government to exist anymore, because it all means absolutely nothing... And then we can just be done with the whole thing and move on with our lives?
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Capitalism is slavery with extra steps.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Just remembered I had started a Martin and Lewis marathon some time ago, so now I'm watching That's My Boy (1951), not to be confused with the Adam Sandler movie that did not star Jerry Lewis nor Dean Martin.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Delighted by the thought of AIPAC having to think about how much money they wasted...
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Haich or tee tee orgy oru... Snip and clip and torch your toroos... You kin tick me hot to goru
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"And it's not a bad life, but I'm just a trad wife..." - Taylor Swift probably.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I'm looking forward to the Trainwrecords on Taylor's new album. @shadowtodd.bsky.social
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is essentially the "Roadhouse" Robin Hood movie.... It's not BAD... but it's bad... It's not GOOD... but it's good. It's utterly fucking stupid, but I eat up every minute of it.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I've been online since the late 80's... but I just realized I've been CHRONICALLY online since 1993 when WBS Chat became a thing. The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I'm really good at this stuff... All your countries are going to hell.
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Paul Sluggo Shelly Jr @paulsluggoshellyjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I wonder if Harry Stylz and Julia Stylz are related.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Not a day goes by that I don't miss Gordon Downie.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My favorite music fact... Chumbawamba formed before REM and disbanded after REM. Chumbawamba lasted longer as a band than REM.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
JD Vance and the military carrying the casket of a podcaster is so ridiculous. The writers of this season of the United States are so stupid. Like, they can't even stick to their own continuity.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The primary person that would have benefited the most from Charlie Kirk’s public assassination is Donald Trump, and we already know it’s not beyond magic ear Trump to orchestrate a plot where his own followers are killed. Especially to cover up the Epstein files and coverage.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Some of y'all have yelled at people for saying they won't vote for this guy—a man who wants to honor CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK BY CONTINUING "HIS WORK." Never talk to me about this man again.
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Hispanic Causin Panic @carlosdecolorado.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Waiting for a non colorado politician to comment on a more important tragedy at Evergreen high school...one that plagues our country because of people like Kirk bsky.app/profile/colo...
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
My favourite thing right now is that the entire Internet is just lithe "Yeah, he's dead" ... They post a picture and a brief video from June, and we're all like "Yeah, he's dead" ... his granddaughter posts a picture from January, and we're all "Yeah, he's dead"
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Happy new Laufey album day, to all who celebrate.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The New Eric Burdon And The New New War Animals New
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
If they ever tried another attempt at an American version of Taskmaster, I vote for Clancy Brown to be the Taskmaster.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I've been saying it for decades, and I'll say it again: Ally McBeal is one of the most severely underrated TV shows of all time.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Donald Trump is a child rapist.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Malört.... Malădy.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I actually wanna go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.
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The Unabeefer @theunabeefer.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Forever antifascist. Proudly antifascist.
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