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The Uber Dork

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 3h

It would be my goal and dream just to see how hard and erect we could get them. 😘

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 3h

I would surrender as soon as you pinned me 😅 And then hope you’d stay 🥰

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 10h

You truly are the master of your domain

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 10h

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Michael Broome: What Time And Where?

Alt: Michael Broome: What Time And Where?

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 13h

I have to assume it’s for the “love of the Game.”

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 13h

And what sweet dreams they would be. 🥰

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 13h

I did it once as a joke, and the post got more likes than anything I actually post normally, even this scruffy lookin nerfherder! 🫩😔

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15h

*this was one of… Thanks autocorrect, for always making it look like I have the worst grammar and spelling. 🫩🫩

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15h

With needing to move soon, sooner than were ready really, I’ve been thinking about my Dad a bit. That’s was one of his favorite (non-Beach Boys) songs. I often think how different life would be if he hadn’t passed when he did. 🥺 open.spotify.com/track/6Hy22Y...

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Gene Chandler · The Duke Of Earl · Song · 1962

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 16h

Bork Bork 🥰

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Happy Dog with Tongue Out

Alt: Happy Dog with Tongue Out

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 16h

We’re both ♓️ 🙂 Always kind of related to him too, his music and lyrics —though I suppose many have and do.

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 22h

That was all very relatable and similar to my own core values.

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 22h

I think I got it right… right? 😏

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Kurt Cobain Performs Nirvana MTV Unplugged

Alt: Kurt Cobain Performs Nirvana MTV Unplugged

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 22h

If you’re looking for a third though…

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Cute Cartoon Dog Raising Hand

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 22h

Y’know, I’m suddenly kinda hungry too… 🤔

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 22h

Maybe if you came and made me!! (I lied I’m terribly thirsty and going to go drink some water right now 🥺)

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 22h

Alright. *probably* no one cares but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I suppose that I am pretty vanilla, or milquetoast. However there is a more than zero possibility that I don’t even really know all that I like TBF. lockedtony.github.io/kink-jars/

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 23h

I miss having someone that wanted to ride :\

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 23h

Breathtaking. Truly. I am … completely winded.

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 23h

What, like out of this world?

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 23h

Oh, y’know… juat trying to keep my mind off the horrors..

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Good morning goddess ☺️😘

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Goddess!

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

So fresh and so clean, clean! Though a. Ice long soak in the tub right about. Iw sounds nice…

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

& for more salt in the wound there’s a fire and evacuation/evacuation prep has been recommended. Oh, did I mention the people that have made an offer are scheduled to come see the house in about 2.5 hours? Part of me thinks if it burns down; will we get reimbursed better? Certainly less to move 🌚

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

More if the underlying stats for the unlikely few that might be curious (and by few, I do mean 0)

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I guess I’m a phoenix, though it seems to allow you to change it at the bottom so… I dunno how that works. fralexander.github.io/my-bsky-team/

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Can’t afford to stay here, can’t afford to live elsewhere. Real fucked up situation im currently living in 😔 FUCK!

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It would be an honor, and a dream come true

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

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Michael Fassbender: Perfection

ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Well, you always keep Me that way. ☺️☺️😍

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Every time I see you I consider myself a “lucky duck.” ☺️☺️

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Panic and assume your advances are intended for someone else, behind me probably.

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Would love to release a little pressure together!

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yes please?

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

God you’re so fuckin’ hot though!!!

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

SO hot! Good lort

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yes. PLEASE! 🥰

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Sexy Robert Downey Jr

ALT: Sexy Robert Downey Jr

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Not just the view but you’d certainly be more than enough to get me goin’ 🥰

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

And to be fair it’s you that made us insatiable 🫶🏻

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

So, ready for round two then? 😇🫶🏻🫶🏻

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Gatinhos Fofinhos com Coração

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

*too

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I mean I’m probably more of a Sophia if we’re doing this… 😅

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Angry Sophia Petrillo

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

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Man Daydreaming with a Smile

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

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Alt: Make Me Melt

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layla 🫶🏻 @lillaylaxox.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

if i get tips ill post the rest of it :)

The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

So what happened next was… 🫠🫠🫠

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Byuntear Ursinho Pooh: Soul Leaving

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yes goddess.

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Jon Snow Takes a Knee

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The best little sleeps though right? Falling asleep after a big ol… gasm… and waking up with your hand still …heh 😅

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자동차 미친운전: 격렬한 변속

ALT: 자동차 미친운전: 격렬한 변속

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Berensreverie 🤒 @berensreverie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Just leave me here #berensart2026

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