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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 5h

With needing to move soon, sooner than were ready really, I’ve been thinking about my Dad a bit. That’s was one of his favorite (non-Beach Boys) songs. I often think how different life would be if he hadn’t passed when he did. 🥺 open.spotify.com/track/6Hy22Y...

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Duke of Earl

Gene Chandler · The Duke Of Earl · Song · 1962

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 12h

Alright. *probably* no one cares but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I suppose that I am pretty vanilla, or milquetoast. However there is a more than zero possibility that I don’t even really know all that I like TBF. lockedtony.github.io/kink-jars/

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

& for more salt in the wound there’s a fire and evacuation/evacuation prep has been recommended. Oh, did I mention the people that have made an offer are scheduled to come see the house in about 2.5 hours? Part of me thinks if it burns down; will we get reimbursed better? Certainly less to move 🌚

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I guess I’m a phoenix, though it seems to allow you to change it at the bottom so… I dunno how that works. fralexander.github.io/my-bsky-team/

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Can’t afford to stay here, can’t afford to live elsewhere. Real fucked up situation im currently living in 😔 FUCK!

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layla 🫶🏻 @lillaylaxox.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

if i get tips ill post the rest of it :)

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ey let this piece of garbage know that’s not how you talk to people. Unacceptable!

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A wink from you is all it takes and my imagination is off to the races. Imagining a life that doesnt exist. introductions to family during the holidays. A giant grin on my face. Maybe Our first argument and promptly making up. How happy I would be and how I would strive to make you even happier.🫥

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 13/10/2026

House Republicans aren't here to stop the corruption, they are here to protect it.

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🪐 Saturn 🪐 ✧ $170/$1000 ✧ @saturniibae.com · 13/10/2026

So full of cum, I'm overflowing 🥴💦 • #18+ • #nude • #NSFW • #NSFWbluesky • #NSFWsky • #spicysky • #goonsky • #gooner • #goon • #goonette • #cosplay • #MisaAmane • #DeathNote • #xxx • #sexy • #horny • #porn • #alt • #goth • #egirl • #fit • #fantasydildo • #dildo • #pussy • #ass • #butt • #cum •

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Going to look at a (smaller) apartment today… well. Any place we look at is going to be smaller… really bummed we have to move—not that I love it here, it’s literally the downsizing, when I really only have a room full of furniture/books/art etc. Plus some tool boxes (mine and my father’s). 😔

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I should just never say anything to anyone again 😔

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fine. I did it. Dont think a single soul wants to know but trends I guess. romance.blackwhiskercult.com

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So the bad news is groceries are really expensive. The good news is none of them are safe to eat anyway.

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dental cleaning today and I’m SOO tired because sleep eludes me 🫩

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Seriously 👇

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When the bots like your comment, but the person whose post you liked and commented did not…. (I need to start recognizing that blatant sign)

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Homer Simpson Hides Saying 'Oh Okay'

ALT: Homer Simpson Hides Saying 'Oh Okay'

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Went to see who that was that blocked me and um… they post a lot of uh… “horse stuff” IYKWIM…. And uh… yeah never interacted with them, zero reason to, never would have even noticed if they’d just muted instead. But uh yeeaaaahhh probably for the best as it turns out. Not trying to yuck yums but:

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Man's Cringe Fake Smile

Alt: Man's Cringe Fake Smile

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I try to be kind to everyone regardless. People are people. So it really confuses me when people block me out of no where. I know “that’s not on me, it’s on them.” But it still sucks to be prejudged based on I don’t even know what? A liked post? My gender? My bio? W/out even attempting to engage.

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly? I’d be surprised if anyone I follow (or that follows me) even knows this band, let alone likes them. But they played the very first show I went to, and I still love ‘em. open.spotify.com/track/1vvj2B...

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Obsolete Absolute

Lagwagon · Hang · Song · 2014

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Love this 👇

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Real talk, I wish I could remember what it was like to mean something to someone who meant something to me again.

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Accounts follow me sure, but the vast majority never actually like or comment on my actual posts. So, like, are they all just bots? What do you want from me? 😔

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If people don’t like you, that’s OK. If dogs don’t like you, then you need to work on yourself. It is what it is.

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I typically feel like…. Well less than… and right now a lot of people I care about are struggling with their own memories thanks to this Cornell 7 incident. I feel so helpless. Like all I can do is say sorry—even the lack of other men talking about it condemning them and men that defended it. 🤮🤕

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m sorry I’m not better than I am. 🥺😢😔

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Jack Smith is an American hero 👇

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay… If you see this do it! ⊹ name: the fewer that know the better ⊹ height: 5’11.5 ⊹ star sign: Pisces ⊹ nicknames: Dork ⊹ siblings: 3 (1 living) ⊹ relationship: forever alone ⊹ crushing on: 🤕 ⊹ fav season: fall ⊹ pets: 1 doggo ⊹ fav color: varies, currently teal/green ⊹ live: Dantooine

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Absolutely. 👇

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......

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The Uber Dork @theuberdork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m about ready to dissociate from social media permanently I think… …

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Macy @missmacyx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I lie in the hush that follows skin still singing soft electric notes toy rests warm against my thigh a quiet smile curves my mouth contentment pools low in my belly breath returns in slow, deep waves the body glows, luminous euphoria lingering like perfume on the sheets #nsfw • #hums • #content

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