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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝ 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣. ❞ Mun is 19. NO LEWD!!! ⠀

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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Chud.”
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Clock it.” 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Sussy… Baka.”
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“24k gold… la boo boo.”
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reading over a list of phrases Catharina wanted him to say 😭 “The … rizzler.”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
elysia 🩷 😭🙏
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He is mediating
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
May I help you ?
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Emmy. *you 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
[ He calmly stares at him, both hands placed on his walking stick. 👺]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Emmy. LEAVE ME ALONE WHAG THE FCUK WHAT DID I DO
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Emmy. Oh hell naw
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I can hear you, Shredder. What is it you want ?
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Emmy. Not now , Baka
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Splinter chooses to ignore him 💀
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Emmy. Awww :((
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
He has several pink bows on him — Catharina wanted to give him a makeover 😭
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Emmy. Farts
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Emmy. Scratches ass
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Emmy. Soon , don’t worry
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Catharina is currently giving him a makeover— splinter is allowing her to 😭
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Emmy. WHAT
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
He has been meditating for the past eight hours 💀
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Emmy. This was supposed to be sent on Catherina but whatever 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You are an obstacle standing on your own path, though are too blind to see it.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
No.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Choosing to ignore him 💀
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
“That would be nice, yes,” he nods. After all, how could he refuse a cup of tea ? ✨ “… But where exactly did you come from?” 💧
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Gazing over at him, Splinter blinks. “Hello, Shredder.” 😒
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
He has a terrible headache. 💧
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What .
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What rabbit ??
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Michelangelo, what are you staring so intensely for? Is something weighing on your mind ?
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Splinter knows he’s there, yet he makes no movements. At least, not yet.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
He is mediating.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
aUGH —
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Why is there a slice of pizza on the ceiling 💧
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
. . .
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
[ FALLS TO THE GROUND IN THE FAMILY DEATH GUY POSE ]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
[ He releases her. 👺]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My writer says no. 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My writer is feeling silly. So, I can do this. [ GRABBIGN HER ]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
[ side eyes her . JUDGEMENTALLY ]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Forgive me for wanting to ensure my children are properly fed. 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Cue a side-eye.
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