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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Chud.”
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Clock it.” 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Sussy… Baka.”
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“24k gold… la boo boo.”
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reading over a list of phrases Catharina wanted him to say 😭 “The … rizzler.”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
elysia 🩷 😭🙏
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He is mediating
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
May I help you ?
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Emmy. *you 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
[ He calmly stares at him, both hands placed on his walking stick. 👺]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Emmy. LEAVE ME ALONE WHAG THE FCUK WHAT DID I DO
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Emmy. Oh hell naw
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I can hear you, Shredder. What is it you want ?
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Splinter chooses to ignore him 💀
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
He has several pink bows on him — Catharina wanted to give him a makeover 😭
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Catharina is currently giving him a makeover— splinter is allowing her to 😭
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
He has been meditating for the past eight hours 💀
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You are an obstacle standing on your own path, though are too blind to see it.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
No.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Choosing to ignore him 💀
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
“That would be nice, yes,” he nods. After all, how could he refuse a cup of tea ? ✨ “… But where exactly did you come from?” 💧
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Gazing over at him, Splinter blinks. “Hello, Shredder.” 😒
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
He has a terrible headache. 💧
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What .
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What rabbit ??
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Michelangelo, what are you staring so intensely for? Is something weighing on your mind ?
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Splinter knows he’s there, yet he makes no movements. At least, not yet.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
He is mediating.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
aUGH —
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
. . .
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
[ FALLS TO THE GROUND IN THE FAMILY DEATH GUY POSE ]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
[ He releases her. 👺]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My writer says no. 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My writer is feeling silly. So, I can do this. [ GRABBIGN HER ]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
[ side eyes her . JUDGEMENTALLY ]
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Forgive me for wanting to ensure my children are properly fed. 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Cue a side-eye.
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
“I will not tell you ANYTHING, for the final time SHREDDER.” 👺
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⭑ 𝔄pril .ᐟ .ᐟ @reporteroneil.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ oh great . i’m doomed to be a decrepit 28 year old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ you’re • • you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Another side-eye. “Shredder, I will not ask you again. Leave. Now.” 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
His grip tightens ever so slightly on his cane — oh, that struck a nerve 👺 “No, you will not.”
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“No, I will tell you nothing.” He squints — unfazed about the laser blaster. It must be about someone important to him if he refuses to speak 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
"No. Because as I stated, it's NONE of your business." It must be something PRETTY important, something that could totally be used against him 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
“I’m never going to tell you about my troubles, Shredder. You have made your point as to where you stand very clear.” 👺
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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
“Please go, you are interrupting my mediation.” Cue a side eye 👺
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