𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Reading over a list of phrases Catharina wanted him to say 😭 “The … rizzler.” 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026[ He calmly stares at him, both hands placed on his walking stick. 👺] 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Emmy. LEAVE ME ALONE WHAG THE FCUK WHAT DID I DO 010
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I can hear you, Shredder. What is it you want ? 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 31/12/2025He has several pink bows on him — Catharina wanted to give him a makeover 😭 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Catharina is currently giving him a makeover— splinter is allowing her to 😭 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 19/12/2025He has been meditating for the past eight hours 💀 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/11/2025You are an obstacle standing on your own path, though are too blind to see it. 100
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025“That would be nice, yes,” he nods. After all, how could he refuse a cup of tea ? ✨ “… But where exactly did you come from?” 💧 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Gazing over at him, Splinter blinks. “Hello, Shredder.” 😒 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Michelangelo, what are you staring so intensely for? Is something weighing on your mind ? 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Splinter knows he’s there, yet he makes no movements. At least, not yet. 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 23/09/2025[ FALLS TO THE GROUND IN THE FAMILY DEATH GUY POSE ] 010
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025My writer is feeling silly. So, I can do this. [ GRABBIGN HER ] 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Forgive me for wanting to ensure my children are properly fed. 👺 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 07/09/2025“I will not tell you ANYTHING, for the final time SHREDDER.” 👺 000
Reposted by 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗⭑ 𝔄pril .ᐟ .ᐟ @reporteroneil.bsky.social · 07/09/2025ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ oh great . i’m doomed to be a decrepit 28 year old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ you’re • • you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ 07474
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Another side-eye. “Shredder, I will not ask you again. Leave. Now.” 👺 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025His grip tightens ever so slightly on his cane — oh, that struck a nerve 👺 “No, you will not.” 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025“No, I will tell you nothing.” He squints — unfazed about the laser blaster. It must be about someone important to him if he refuses to speak 👺 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 04/09/2025"No. Because as I stated, it's NONE of your business." It must be something PRETTY important, something that could totally be used against him 👺 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025“I’m never going to tell you about my troubles, Shredder. You have made your point as to where you stand very clear.” 👺 000
𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025“Please go, you are interrupting my mediation.” Cue a side eye 👺 000