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@thetrueshelby.bsky.social
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socially awkward procrastinating perfectionist in recovery 🤓 genX resister 💃🏼 snarky bitch Arkansas Politicians Gone Wild 👇 thetrueshelby.substack.com

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been spending an impressive amount of time not being in Arkansas. Miami. Ohio. Texas is next. Then comes an eight stop national book tour. Governor of Arkansas is a remote position. Apparently. thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/sarah-huck...
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Out of Office. Again.
Governor of Arkansas is a remote position. Apparently.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been making bizarre political videos for years. Brad may have broken the internet, but he is absolutely not where this story starts. I went back through the greatest hits. The message is always the same: what the fuck? thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/sarah-huck...
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Has a Messaging Problem
The message is always “what the fuck?”
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to take control of Arkansas prisons. A judge ruled it unconstitutional. So she stacked the board and tried to settle her way around the ruling. Judge just said NOPE. Does y’all’s governor do shit like this or just the NepoGov? arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Judge rejects collusive settlement agreement between Sanders and corrections officials - Arkansas Times
Calling the parties’ joint motion an “attempt to brand the Arkansas Judiciary obsolete,” Judge Patti James said granting the motion “would result in preposterous and absurd consequences in which this ...
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is giving a video address at the Texas Youth Summit next month. The Texas Youth Summit’s slogan: Empowering youth to be catalysts to win the Culture War. Indoctrination is bad unless it’s them doing it.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arkansas is cutting 71 positions from the Department of Health. 16 are being cut from Health Advancement alone. You know. Maternal and child health. Disease prevention. Breast cancer prevention. Probably nothing.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Argyle. Giant cross. Clear stripper heels. You know, mountain attire.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders didn’t just welcome data centers. She bragged about “cutting red tape” to make it easier for them to come here. Keep this receipt handy. November is coming.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sarah Huckabee in 2022: $4 gas is a complete failure of an administration. Sarah Huckabee in 2026: everybody shut the fuck up about gas prices.
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JuanitaIguana1 @juanitaiguana1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mary is absolutely nuts. Does she want schools to start offering "charm school" for girls? Schools in Arkansas already have the "no cleveage" rule. I would think showing more boobs would be more feminine.😉
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AR Rep. Mary Bentley introduced a bill directing public schools to police whether children looked masculine or feminine enough, including girls with “tomboy haircuts.” There was just one tiny problem. Please note Mary’s haircut. It becomes relevant. 💀 thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/nothing-sa...
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Nothing Says Small Government Like Mandatory Haircuts
Arkansas Republican lawmakers tried to police your child’s haircut.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Storytime, y’all. 📖 Today’s story is about Leslie Rutledge and the time she thought she was going to be Governor of Arkansas. See Leslie run. 💃🏼 See Sarah Huckabee Sanders run. 👀 See Leslie not panic. You know what? Just read it. 😂 thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/see-leslie...
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See Leslie Run for Governor. Oh, Wait.
Leslie Rutledge wanted to be Governor of Arkansas. Then Sarah Huckabee Sanders entered the race and fucked everything up.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Arkansas Attorney General Tim Griffin is reviewing Buc-ee’s bathrooms on Facebook like a fucking influencer. Your tax dollars at work, Arkansas. 🤡
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Arkansas is worst in the nation for food insecurity. Meanwhile we’ve got Israel pledges, Sarah Huckabee Sanders renaming shit in Israel, and a whole lot of biblical prophecy. What the fuck are we doing? thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/do-you-ple...
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Do You Pledge Allegiance to Israel?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to know.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Arkansas wants to know if you pledge allegiance to Israel. No, really. I brought receipts. 🧾 thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/do-you-ple...
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Do You Pledge Allegiance to Israel?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to know.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Arkansas ranks near the bottom in maternal health. Extending postpartum Medicaid coverage to 12 months would cost the state about $2.5 million. Sarah Huckabee Sanders said NO. Her administration is spending $3 million on an ad campaign instead.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ campaign is paying to scare Arkansans about Sharia law. When you can’t campaign on your record, invent a boogeyman.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Run GenZ recruits and trains young conservatives to run for office. It says it’s “powered by” ALEC Action. And somehow TikTok’s logo is sitting on its website alongside the Republican State Leadership Committee & Turning Point Action. How did I not know this? 👀
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Apparently, this is normal constituent outreach for Sarah Huckabee’s camapaign manager. 🔗 thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/show-some-...
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyway, meet the voters helping decide your reproductive future.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is what Arkansas senators spend their time doing instead of helping Arkansans.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagine being MAGA and learning you have to support North Korea now.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Y’all think she gives him a happy ending after every diaper change?
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The new Republican campaign strategy: Cut up a bunch of super expensive meat at a MAGA cult gas station and hope nobody notices you don’t really give a fuck about affordability.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I accidentally made NEPO GOV SUCKS tote bags and t-shirts, y’all. This seems like a reasonable next step. Shop: thetrueshelby.creator-spring.com
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Cougar Cave was just the beginning of Leslie Rutledge’s state government email scandal. There were more emails. So many more emails. thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/arkansas-y...
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The Cougar Cave Was Just the Beginning
We need to talk about what the fuck Leslie Rutledge was doing at DHS.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I never knew the Pentagon had summer camp where rich people get to play with military weapons. This is Tavia Hunt, wife of Kansas City Chiefs chairman/CEO Clark Hunt. More than a decade of donating to Republicans and eventually your wife gets Pentagon summer camp.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ campaign manager has an interesting approach to constituent outreach. So does her Director of Constituent Services. Anyway. Meet the team. 🤡 thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/show-some-...
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Show Some Respect, Constituent
Sarah Huckabee's campaign manager publicly targeted a constituent. Her Director of Constituent Services blocked another.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is Karoline Leavitt leaving because Trump left her on the bait plane?
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bonus Episode. Mr. NepoGov and a speech too weird to wait until next week. There’s video. 👀 Viewer warning: May cause secondhand embarrassment. ⚠️ thetrueshelby.substack.com/p/arkansas-p...
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Arkansas Politicians Gone Wild Bonus Episode: Mr. NepoGov Overshares
You really should watch this for yourself.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Republican Rep. Austin McCollum’s wife has filed for an order of protection, alleging years of abuse. A judge granted a temporary protection order. A hearing is scheduled for August 25. McCollum resigned his house seat but remains the only candidate for Benton County Judge.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What in the dystopian fuck is this?
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rep. Austin McCollum campaigned on family values and public safety. Then the affidavit came out. He’s still the Republican nominee for Benton County Judge. open.substack.com/pub/thetrues...
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Rep. Austin McCollum's Family Values
He campaigned on family values and public safety. Then the affidavit came out.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Where’s a giant mouse when you need one?
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
When Herpes visits the White House.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
We will not go back. Fuck all that bullshit. Get ready to burn all the motherfucking things to the ground. #HandsOffHerVote #SAVEAct
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I think it’s time y’all.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Fuck that orange motherfucker. Shits about to go down if he tries to take our votes away. Y’all have been warned 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 #HandsOffHerVote
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hmmm 💙💙💙 Arkansas under Fuckabee drains my peace.
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Mycroft Holmes @mycroftholmes62.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Gday Shelby🔥
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a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine
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Hogs By 90 @hogsby90.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''
ALT: a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''
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Chris Jones @jonesforar.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
😬
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
What the fucking fuck?
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Nothing like reminding constituents of your shady spending in your re-election ad.
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Sir Chumlee @chummychumlee.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hotter messes.
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Emmy @theemmy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
It does not matter what you look like if your heart is ugly.
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hey, Arkansas 👋🏼 I made this real quick and i know i left out some folks. Also, im having a hard time finding everyone. So drop your @ below and I will add you to the list 🔽 go.bsky.app/Qc7m9TA
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🌴🐰Untamed Bunny 🐰 🌴 @bunny.sheshed.rocks · 30/03/2025
Shelby, I’ve missed you! No idea how I missed this awesome starter pack, but thank you so much for including me, Sister. 🥰💙🐰
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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
What’s happening over here y’all? I haven’t been here in a bit.
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